Go to convention

I don't know why, but kek

>"her"

If you're a dude, sex with a dude is more than "sorta" gay. That's like "sorta" dead or "sorta" pregnant.

who cares though, I mean at a convention with a random person who doesn't know you, they must look female enough that you could mistake them for female and anal feels the same with everyone... I mean close enough

nobody would ever know you'd done it, and getting laid is always good

also everyone is at least a little bit gay even if they don't admit it

Because dicks make my dick sad and soft.

well, just dont concentrate on the dick part, think about women while you do it, then it isn't as gay

its still pretty gay, but dont worry about that

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SO RANDOM!!!!

HOLY SHIT GUYS!!!

I knew this board was RANDOM but holy shit!!! So kooky, so wild.

>forcing yourself to turn gay just to get some

>get to convention

>trench coat and katana both black, with golden shimmer

>see cute 14/(2x5) gril

>our eyes meet and a waddle fast towards her

>I stop in front of her

>slowly unsheathe my katana.

>teleport behind her on her right side and greet her

>she blushes, with a pink outline around her so k-y-ee

>says she likes my katana

>tell her she should see my more deadly one

She says yes

>I teleport in front of her and quickly seathe my katana

I miss

>the blade goes into a 11 year olds eyes

>starts screaming

>fuckingcockblock.png

>turns out it was her little brother

I ran away and cried myself to sleep jacking off.

Kill me.

so... sexy cosplay thread?

well I mean if you can why not?

to me it's like if I found a £20 note on the ground, Id pick it up, I wouldnt leave my job because I find money around the place sometimes...

yeah I consider myself straight but you know if theres a 'woman' with a dick who wants to fuck me, its not like I have anything better to do, I prefer women, but I might as well

>while fucking, she suddenly sings
>"Gotta catch 'em all, STD's!"
My sides

>missed the sheath

you rack disciprine. you bring dishonor to famiry. harakiri now

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an anime

> im gay so everybody else must be

No.

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>You should my more deadly one

You have my keks

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lmfao
It's like a car crash where even after everything gets settled and stops rolling, they get hit again by a dumb teenager who thinks it's their fault because they stopped in the middle of a road

>also everyone is at least a little bit gay even if they don't admit it

Fuck off with this shit. I suffered through 4 years of people like you in languages and lit uni and I am sick to fucking death with this fucking bullshit.

No, not everyone is a little bit gay you fucking faggot.

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Fuck me dead , name? please god

more like a 20 (euro lol, who could have guessed) note covered in semen and hairy sweat.

Kek

moar?

Dafag is that trap?

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lmfao the guy wearing the pearler face mask like it's a fucking rave
>raving never dies; it just changes theme

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she TROLLED you!

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holy shit youre right

anymore greentext stories?

While we're on the topic, does any of you have AT LEAST ONE really legit sexy cosplay porn/webcam vid?

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sauce/name/moar ??

You got me. I lost it.

"I came here to dance and get fucked up but I GUESS she's pre hot.. Kind of wanted to dance doe"

He looks so not interested

XD?????

Should have just fucked her and saved yourself the hassle.

ΚΕΕΕΕΕΚ

Sexy cosplay = ugly girl with big boobs

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so, user, when did you turn gay? because, if you're ok with dick, you're gay. it's not a problem for us if you admit it. but, yes, you are gay. you're a gay who also likes women.

Can't find a single porn vid of her.

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>You're a gay who also likes women

That is literally what the term "bisexual" means.

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By the looks of these threads, Conventions must be the ground zero of cringe

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Ari faunn

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Most stds take time to incubate so get tested again in 3 months

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Damn! I knew Carrie really let herself go over the last 33 years, but... DAMN!!!

I can read the filename, it doesn't change the fact that there is no porn of her around.

She goes by "Chris Chan". She wrote some Sonic fanfic comics before she got known for her cosplays.

wow

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I dont really get how they are allowed to go around dressed like that, dont conventions and places like that have public decency standards or something?

Don't get me wrong I'm all for looking at the T&A but I wonder how they dont get approached by security or something.

Yeah, I can just see it now.

*wife texts him*
Where u at honey?

Um, I'll be there in a minute...

*He gets back*
Sorry I took so long

*She sniffs his cock*
Why does your penis smell like gorilla pussy?

Took me a second...then my pants exploded

Ah... So now we know what it would be like if Zelda was a girl.

fuck off beta virgin

It's in character I guess, besides they are strong independent womyn so they can do whatever they want.

Google "Link Rule63"

eat shit, I am asking a legit question, I'm not saying they shouldn't do it.

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That's Link u retard.

there is no manual for human life, do whatever the fuck u want

Yes indeed. In the past few years they've had to put up those "cosplay is not consent" signs that go into great detail about not touching or grabbing or harassing people in costume.

what the fuck is wrong with her feet?

>Taking the bait that hard
Newfag

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summer is in full swing

I remember going to a con and the majority of the people being horribly inappropriate were teenage girls practically powerbombing the cosplayer because they thought it was ok to "glomp"

>cosplaying as leia when you should be jaba

"pssssh nothing personal, kid..."

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Shit, more.

Also, still hoping someone shares a good cosplay porn vid :(

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I see panties like this all the time in anime, is it a specific style or is it just that the girl is wearing panties that are much too small for her body?

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>This music sucks
>I just want to go home and find some beans
>I bet none of these people have even deconstructed reality
>Am I the only one who brought kandi?
>Xin Ling is behind me
>I don't like Xin Ling
>I can't find my watter bottle
>This bitch isn't even wearing pasties, 2/10 would not have spiritual experience with

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Pssst , you dont actually need to put your ass n tits out to be hot

Blast from the mother-fucking past over here.

That was the best command online.

he's wearing a sanitary mask because he has a cold, it's a custom they have over there to not make others sick because of how tightly packed japan is.

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Should have brought her back to the wife and watch her fuck the cosplayer.

That's how it's done, faggot

Nah its the endless summer

kek

Nope but it sure helps.

http:// scene-porn com/crazy-blonde-emo-teen/
The chick next to the consent board.

>dragon con
>dressed as prince gumball
>get smashed on long island ice teas
>fuck you that shit tastes great
>hitting on tons of uggos and fat shits in bikinis, and flat uncomfortable asian chicks
>steal a bag of twizzlers from some chick dressed as a gryfindor student
>friends tell me i keep on hitting on girls who are clearly underaged or with their boyfriends
>far too blasted to care
>last dance on Alderaan
>so drunk i can hardly stand, dance moves come naturally
>look over see a solid 9/10 princess bubblegum
>oh fuck
>jump over and start dancing with her
>say cheesy one liners about bubblegum flavors
>i wanna pop your bubble
>how long does your flavor last
>end up making out
>invite her back to my hotel room
>make it outside of the room
>too much jumping drinking and twizzlers for one man
>proyectile vomit blood red all over that fucking carpet
>peebles does a full 360 and walks away
>didnt get laid

fucking dragon con man

>I see panties like this all the time in anime
What the hell are you watching?
Hers look like they're just pulled halfway down.

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ahhahahhaha

>I'd hadouken her in the butt too.

The face of utter depression on that cleaning-woman in the mirror.

In english please

>never wanted to a bone a 16 y/o harder in my life

Gotta catch 'em all!

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urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glomp

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All these girls give a certain vibe of Despair

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i mean shit like this, I figured somebody would know what I was talking about in here.

the most inappropriate people I've seen at cons were teenage girls, they would run full speed at cosplayers and almost knock them over, because they heard about stupid shit like "glomping" which pretty much means what I previously described.

hhhnngggg

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close one friend, great story made me laugh.

Anime LA is just around the corner maybe this will be the con

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If the story is true, which I doubt, she was obviously just fucking with you.

I think the Japs call it "low-leg" panties.

Nah, that's not a sanitary mask.
Let's take a look at it from the perspective of an engineer designing a mask to be sold for public consumption.
It is all black, so unless the base material is colored black, it's less likely that any company would have to spend resources on dying them black. Not likely.
It has two distinct designs on it and although brand recognition could be a reason to have designs on a sanitary mask, it's also another cost, and usually companies stick to a single shape for a logo. Not likely.
From the perspective of a mathematician, I would guess that more than one person would be sick in a photo like this, as it is a semi-random sample of the convention. Assuming, of course, that his disease would be communicable.

It's probably not a sanitary mask, unless you can find the actual mask online and show me a link, I'm going to assume you're a faggot who directly correlates mask & sick every single time.

kill me

Calm down, I was just giving you shit.
The only thing I've seen of them called them "lowleg panties"
I don't know if that's the real name or not.

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>she will never softly moan while bouncing on my D
>kill me now

At least post cosplay

>>go to doctor the following day
>>haven't gotten a single STD

Bruh you gotta wait at least two weeks before testing, you need time for the infections to germinate before the doctor can detect them

Is this Pasta? Either way I kek'd

moar monhun cosplay

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oh look at all these colorful designs, it almost looks as though you should go eat shit.

aliexpress.com/popular/sanitary-mask.html

I went to japan, people were wearing those stupid things all over the place and gently coughing sometimes.

what in the hell is wrong with you?

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>incoming hate

For the love of... MORE

Post more and restful sleep and enjoyable days will come to you, user.

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Damn, you got me on 2 of three arguments
I'll give this one to you. How do you eat your shit? I'm thinking with some mashed potatoes and maybe corn or something. Something about the corn being on the plate and in the shit on the plate has a contrast that I find appealing.

Eh she gets the typical lotsa-peeps-like-so-i-hate treatment. Aint like anyone here wouldnt hit with the force of a thousand suns.

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needs moar r34 tho

>this guy
Subtle troll, or Elton John?

is it true that conventions are just thinly veiled orgies for nerds?

don't try to deflect the fact that you were mistaken by using toilet humor, I was just mildly indignant about how hard you were shit talking me.

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Weirdly enough, the most legit female attention I got as when I crossplayed as Yakui the Drug Maid for one anime con a number of years ago.

I didn't fuck, but I got really drunk and went to the Saturday night rave, and I remember some broad was grinding up on my dick through my skirt and she had to have been rolling on ecstasy or something her eyes were so droopy and blank it was weird/hot.

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>on my dick through my skirt

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don't act so shocked, he said he crossplayed

If only.

Unfortunately - it's just sexually and morally repressed weebs playing dress up and whores looking for attention.

Cosplaying girls are either dry as a fucking desert, and only get moist if their animu husbando came to life
OR
High maintenance attention-whores.

If you ever got some poontang in a convention - you're literally just super lucky and were at the right place at the right time.

Sexiest cosplay in the thread.

>bisexuals

Kek.

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She would be fun to fuck

"public decency standards"

I didn't know you murricans want a muslim state that bad.

But think of the children

what people do with their bodies is up to them, not you. if they want to dress like sluts and increase the odds of being raped thats their problem

you assume incorrectly that I am American.

I just wonder how they dont get told to go put more clothes on since they are pretty much wearing 2 belts as a costume.

>that censorship on the nutsack
why tho

Oh i do...

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE THINKING THAT I AM TRYING TO POLICE THE SLUTS?

I am just wondering how the fucking administration didn't kick them out due to some kind of fucking rule violation of wearing a fucking belt over their gash and calling it a costume, most places don't like shit like that.

This is the county that literally had police walk up and down the beach with measuring tape in hand, remember.
Gotta cover up that sinful temptation.

See

Fucking a shrunken raisin-like nigger isn't worth the AIDS and hepatitis, especially for someone who's getting laid regularly

dear lord

yeah I saw that reply, I am voicing frustration about all these retards thinking I am some puritan complaining about the turbosluts.

u dont wanna know how many buckets i came to this

tits/10

the fuck is up with her nose though?

i second this

Sure, if you have the upper body strength to handle that much meat

her nose is pointing upwards and she has high nostrils i suppose.

Sorta dead is when he's dead, but still fidgitty so you're not sure.

>ushijimaiiniku
>cuntflap partially visible
nice

getting sucked off by that slag is going on my bucket list

damnit. now i need new pants

At least you got it. I got stood up at a convention by a woman who was SUPPOSED to meet me there.

my favorite part of this post is that his wife is intimately familiar with the odor of great ape cunt

>being this mad

what, you mean mildly indignant?

>a anime
>not having condoms
>not buying condoms
>not relegating her to oral
when will u get the results?

I have a pretty good convention story if anyone wants it.

Why does that lady have a peepee?

That's true, but it only works if your face isn't a fucking trainwreck

Yep. Dealing with black female weebs. 90% Are batshit crazy with identity issues.
>but they still won't fuck with black male weebs

pi is 22/7, not 14/10

You fucking retard, that's not Japan.

>craters

>sexy cosplay===otherwise regular woman wearing a costume for attention and money from lonely nerds

nope

u know whats gonna complete a Misty costume? Too long hair and stripper shoes...

ok where is it then, and how am I supposed to know where it is other than somewhere where there's a lot of asians?

Alirighty then

Let's say you had the opportunity to fuck a hot girl in cosplay, and you could choose who or what she cosplayed as, what would it be?

Then when they DO get raped, it should STAY their problem, not everyone else's. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes; don't hate all men just because you (she) wanted to walk outside half-naked.

Your nother

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just dont give her money. Give her the D

Pic related, I'm an Asuka fag. She would need to talk down to me and bully me, though. Shit would be cash.

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>this

>mad

It looks like China, although the signs on the wall aren't very clear, so I can't read them. Masks are fairly uncommon here and people only wear them because of the pollution.

It sure as shit isn't Japan. If you thought those were Japanese people, you should probably shut the fuck up about Japan since you know absolutely nothing about the place.

Plug-suit or Casual Clothes

i think some1 thought its a pussy

how mad?

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I made a lazy assumption, I figured it was japan because I didnt really think cosplay was popular in other asian countries.

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Casual, without a doubt. That girl is basically my dream.

>what r "shoes"?

< that mad

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST?!?!?!1

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Taiwan is the biggest bunch of weeaboos since France

Heh. The child of jabba and Leia that leia never mentioned. Poor Han. Cucked before he ever got it.

I'm so mad I became Pocahontas?

Jesus christ how bored are we to keep this shit going?

>checking std 1 day after sex
calling fake

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She's dressed as a whore with those clothes. She doesn't care about the cosplay, rather, just being noticed.

shut the fuck up roger

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>user got laid
>real

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>implying an ultra-sissy trap would'nt be shaved and showered

Wear a rubber you dingus

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It's not a sanitary mask, and that's China you piece of dog shit. Typical white autist.

condoms retard

real men carry them

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You're doing God's work, friend.

vibrator cords?

It's typical shimapan. Enjoy moe fetish.

>convention sweat
>no condom
Even tho bait, good lesson

Go kill some niggers.
You'll feel better

who

Found the clomo

bruh, do you even lift?

Autism is a mental condition.
>cute pie girl

wtf?

You're a fag queer homosexual

are you dumb?

youtube.com/watch?v=s1X2b0kq9EE&feature=share

and u have it.
Pi(e) is 22/7, not 14/(2x5)

>implying hes talking about a trap and not a muslim
>implying implying

That retarded ass tattoo though...

why would someone put that sign up?

It's shooped m8

Yup that's one of my pet peeves so many decent cosplays ruined by stupid tattoos

Chek'd. Lulz