Home alone. Dubs decides what i do

Home alone. Dubs decides what i do.

You want come suck my dick?

stab youself in the leg

Smoke a pack of cigarettes

Cut off your dick

Make a bunch of traps out of household objects and invite some Hobos into your house and watch them fall into all your wacky traps while Hilarity ensues

WINRAR!

too bad OP is a faggot and won't deliver.

Call 911 and report yourself for a crime you did as a child.

Reroll.

Almost trips. Reroll.

Take a warm bath and watch Katy Perry videos on YouTube.

drunk drive.

Draw on the walls.

Checked.

Also, take warm bath.

Take a shit and throw it out the front door indiscriminately.

What are you a fucking 11 year old?

Pee pee poo poo

WIN RAR

Doesn't count. OP won't deliver that.

Rolling for making peanut butter sammie for the mailman.

I bet this faggot won't even deliver something that simple.

OP ded y'all.