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They both have faggots playing in their leagues.

They both have faggots that watch them and jerk off.

>cheering for buffed dudes

both.

>f0-0tball

>soccer players
>buff

I'm gonna go for the faggots that run around for a few seconds before stopping for an ad break

Soccer is Football you ass hat, because your foot hits the "ball". Only Americans call it Soccer.

In American "Football", you don't use your feet so it would be more accurate to call it American Handball, also, what you play is more like Rugby, expect Rugby players are real men who don't need body armour, just a piece of tape to stop their ears being ripped off.

Also "American", is in no other respectable country plays it.

So anyone who calls "American Football" Football is the real faggot.

>protective armor
>not for faggots
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but they do use their foot. kickoff, punts, fieldgoals.

>so dangerous that armor is necessary to keep dozens of players from dying every season

Try again Europoor faggot. I hope a stiff breeze doesn't put one of your soccer players on the injured list for the rest of the season

Football, aka hand egg, is fucking gay as fuck. Men in rights running around dry humping each other, nuff said. Fuck NFL

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Hockey is the only true answer.

Handegg isn't as gay as everyone makes out, once you get over the incredibly slow gameplay and overly intrusive commercialism, it's actually pretty enjoyable to watch. Like a camp version of Rugby but with harder hits thanks to the padding.

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this.

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he smashed his face on the ground at about 80 kph or 50 mph by the way

Absolutely

Sorry, but biking is even gayer than soccer. At least twice as gay. It literally gives you ball cancer.

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It's called football since originally the ball used was a foot long.

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They're both fit faggots
Soccer has men kissing
Football has men with their dicks so close their practically fucking

And impotence

That faggot was too scared to ride a motorcycle. He needs to stop crying about the little boo boo he got and try out a real man's sport, like superbike or motogp racing

well i don't know any other sports that have such big risks, big injuries and actually require skill and fitness. 200km in mountain is fucking horrible, and repeated over 3 week is sadistic.
It's the toughest sport with the most risk that actually required fitness. And ball cancer is from roids, not cycling itself.

Aw, did the little French fag get a scrape?

Dude, it's not american football, it's handball... idiots

this it can, but only after many years. pro's dont get it during their careers but after they may.

an average of 2 riders die every year at the Isles of Man TT. Fuck off bicycle fag. Literally no one cares about bicycle racing.

well seeming as the brakes are shit and there is no leather and some shit foam helmet and the fact you actually need to work hard in training, i'd say those moto fags are a bunch faggots.

>"soccer" football*
they dive, try for penalties, get up after acting like their nan was shot in front of them, only a few players even show any true skill the rest are kinda like monkeys running about
>american hand egg
you mean you enjoy watching people IN BODY ARMOUR make about 20 seconds of gameplay, only to reset over and over while being bombarded with down right retarded american adverts that wouldnt know the definition of the word subtlety if it were painted on their foreheads.

>cycling
you look gay as fuck, your gear is often expensive so you look like fags but lets be honest the riders in the tours are completely unhinged athletes. So they're atleast more manly than those dandies prancing about after a ball.

Rugby / hockey is where its at gents, and only ice hokey for that matter. Games get so intense they always fight as well, that or the australian rugby teams thinking fighting is part of the sport.

>TLDR
OPs sports are shit, watch rugby / hockey

I know you're just an idiot troll, but to all those who dont know about sports: this is an incredibly dangerous and difficult race where speeds reach those of cars on a highway.

well thats their lack of skill then isn't it. do some shitty race and fall off and die. these guys go for 3 weeks at a go and hardly fall off. moto is for unfit adrenaline junkies.

>motorcycle racing statistically the most deadly sport there is
>faggots

Pick one, retard

this nigga gets it

The answer is both, You fucking cunts wouldn't know what having a pair of balls is like if your local doctor gave you a 100mg shot of pure T in each one tomorrow ya weak cunts. Play a mans sport.

bunch of adreneline junkie faggot with their gay bondage leather.

>unfit

Most moto riders are also pro level bicyclists. Takes way more strength training than cycling too.

>footlong

Just call it subwayball already

Shit son

>the majority of those infected with the deadly HIV are homosexuals
Do I really have to pick between deadly or gay?

I'm not even an Amerifat and it always makes me lol have much Eurocuck faggots rage over this.

>cyclists
>calls another sport's outfits gay

Nigga, now you've gone full retard.

Euro fuck nobody cares about you. Go kiss some boys and score no points in two fucking hours. Your sport is nothing more than grown men going for a jog. Like a bunch of retarded jews chasing a ball with a dollar on it.

You think by now Europe would have embraced it's faggotry, but no, still get assblasted over how alpha the US is.

can testify. Rugby.

Leave it to an ameriflap to name a "sport" after a sandwich.

The term soccer was invented by the Brits so blame them

to me this discussion feels like to little siblings bickering back and forth
calling each other names without realising they are actually related to each other

check out "gaelic" football
its basically the missing link in between the two footballs

soccer - gaelic football - rugby - football

youtube.com/watch?v=TEAbWrdB9XU

Fucking kek, nobody gives a shit about cycling

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Both are for faggots

Rugby or go home.

Just to point out, all GAA players are amateurs. They don't get paid to play, they do so in their free time because they want to.

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didnt even know
thats pretty dope
looks like a lot of fun though