ITT: We summon Hillary Clinton's CTR Team

Got one what?

a lone dissenting voice of sanity in the howling shit-nado of insanity that's flinging bullshit at 120mph around both politicians?

Any more nuts, and trump or clinton will probably be getting accused of shooting JFK, on the Grassy Knoll... or both.

Your post made me forcibly exhale a larger than normal quantity of air out of my nose.

WE GOT 2 NOW! wEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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I take it that reading comprehension isnt your strong point, when I said that there's an insane amount of bullshit being flung around about BOTH candidates?

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CTR Confirmed

Why use a random MILF when you can use Ms. Venezuela

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OP on election day

Is there anyone, other than someone blindly screaming "TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!" constantly, that you don't imagine is part of "CTR"?

you know, ever pause and think to yourself "shit. maybe I'm being a bit irrational here. Just because that guy used more than 5 words, maybe he's not actually part of some sort of conspiracy/campaign/organisation?"

I know, that's pretty wild, out-there thinking. Probably the sort of stuff that only "CTR" employees do, eh?

how much money are they paying you? i need a new part time job

I heard she set aside about a million to pay these idiots.

you every night of the week

isn't it fun to watch.

Haters gonna hate.

your hostile response and the fact you are not in the US has me to believe you live in 3rd world and hillary is paying you pennies, and also your penis is small

I'm not even a US citizen.

I was just wondering at what point you lot ALL went completely mental and lost all ability to have rational thoughts.

Because from where I'm looking, you're all equally nuts and throwing conspiracy theories around at each other.

>(and yes, I did delete a reply. felt a shorter more concise one would be better.)

pretty hot

for given values of "fun" meaning "shaking my head wondering what the hell's in the water" perhaps.

>shorter is better
korean tiny dick confirmed

The ruling elite (read: people who make decisions) have had oppositions killed since forever.

Clinton isn't caught simply because she's in a more powerful position than those who prosecute.

NONE of this is new. It's always been an aspect of humanity, only difference is you've entire generations raised on shit like Adventure Time who think the world is fair. It's not and it never was, the alpha male runs the pack.

Either be a cuck or empower yourself, the choice was and always has been yours.

Pic related is all you really need to know. It's all about money.

it almost makes a giant vagina on its side. It needs Fallopian tubes.

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>trying to make comprehensive arguments on Cred Forums

nigger you'd HAVE to get paid to care to do this. or you're legitimately retarded but that's moot here :^)

I want cortex.

You're fuckd either way 'Mericunts

And a reptile alien

Or, I might simply have an attention span longer than a gnat, and be wondering what the fuck is happening over there that's cause 300 million people to all completely lose their shit?

I mean, seriously. from the outside, its mental. Its like there isnt a single person capable of critical thinking and being rational, whenever anything is said.

I mean the stuff I've heard is utterly nuts. body doubles. robotic mobility suits. coke addictions. secret murders... its like everyone has a fucking tinfoil hat stapled to their heads.

Its complete bedlam.

Alright i will bite. I fucking hate hillary clinton and i plan on voting for her this election. It is entirely the GOP's fault. Your candidate is fucking aweful. He flies against the conservative values that the gop holds so dearly. He remains willfully ignorant about foreign policy, immigration, the way the constitution works and pretty much everything else required to be a functioning president. He celebrates his lack of knowledge. He admitted to not reading the constitution and he is planning on taking an oath swearing to uphold it? Bitch please.

He is set to profit immensely from his proposed tax breaks on the backs of working class people (the way he has his whole life) and you idiots eat it all up without question.

I would have voted for almost any other republican candidate. Would have voted for rubio, for jeb, rand paul, mitt romney, ron paul even chris fucking christe over hillary. But no you pigeon hole us into having to vote for hillary by putting up donald fucking trump as the front runner.

You wanna talk integrity? All the gop leaders who were against trump are falling in line cuz this is a fucking game to them and their team has to win no matter the cost.

It takes a lot to make hillary look like the better alternative and believe me she is.

vote for hill and everything will stay the same ol' bullshit.

Vote for Trump or Sanders, someone outside the box. Let the checks and balances system work. They can't get too crazy.

But seriously, don't do hillary. Don't feel dirty after you vote.

how about you put your slightly longer than a gnats attention span to use and try to learn to not be so retarded

Lol yeah no shit retard, i would believe that its just easier in the 21st century

well, that's a really useful non-answer.
about as much use as a chocolate fireguard.

Almost as if you dont have anything to say at all, but feel somehow so offended that you had to throw an insult out.

Yeah i guess youre right, your mental handicap is a birth defect so obviously you wont be able to fix it. My bad.

This is Paulo Salim Maluf.
He's a notorious corrupt brazilian politican, known for it's "i steal money but i do things right" unofficial motto, that stole over a billion of dollars when he was the mayor of the most rich city of brazil, são paulo, but did improved it a bit.

Would you vote for him over trump and hillary?

I agree with you that hillary is part of the problem when it comes to wall street dickery. I loved a lot of sanders although i strongly prefer ron paul.

Dont waste your anger on donald trump. He is different but in this case different is not better. He is strait dangerous.

+1. I would have even voted for fucking Ted Cruz. Hillary got super lucky Trump got nominated.

Saved that pic btw.

VOTE HILLARY'S VAGINA 2016

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I think he's gonna get stuck working at walmart again once this election cycle is over.

Riiiight?

My mom is a MA teacher. As a rule MA teachers hated mitt romney for a lot of legit reasons. She spent a lot of time shit talking mitt during his stay here.

After watching the debate she swore and blurted out 'cant i just vote for mitt romnet?!'

Seriously it's cold out there. We could use some mittens.

Kek did you forget to finish typing or something? Man made a buisness from scandals and his column is blank? His campaign itself is scandalous.

>Hillary Clinton had Vince Foster killed
evidence? or are you one of those fucktards that think if it feels true, it is true? go back to jacking off at fox news.

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You forgot the criminal descrimination.
And trump university scandal.
And lying to try to remove a president
And calling most Mexicans rapists
And calling Brussels a shithole
And telling 2nd amendment-ers to target Hillary Clinton
And repeatedly promoting violence at his rallies.
And using a grieving mother of a dead soldier to push his own agenda

>ITT: We summon Hillary Clinton's CTR Team.

>current year
>actually believing that this group gives half a shit about Cred Forums

This is extremely accurate.

>.... a few more ....

not paying any taxes
getting everything that he said in the debates proven as false by fact checking groups

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Durr durr muh conservative values

Like kissing every ass of every single foreign mudskin who waltzes across the border?

Fuck you and your hypocritical "muh constitution" bullshit. George Washington would have the likes of you executed for treason.

If only there were like 5 other fucking options instead of just hurrr, i vote for least bad that i think.

Well Brussels IS a shithole. Ever been there?

I agree. I don't see how anyone like her could possibly be the Democrat nominee.

He also owned slaves.
300 year old men really shouldn't be a moral or political compass for ANYONE.

sHITLERy's crimes 10X worse than any of these.

Brussels is filled with morrocan cucks who deal drugs and do crime
>Never ever go to belgium

You forgot a few:

Telling his staff members not to rent to black people
Encouraging Russia to hack us
Not paying contractors as a regular business practice
Crushing union drives within his company
Still not understanding what Nato is while insisting on making policy around it
Not reading the constitution before making a run on the presidency
Shit talking american generals on the campaign trail

Here. This one is more complete.

I never said they didn't.
I don't like the bitch anymore than you do. It's just important to consider both sides. But instead, consider a third!
JOHNSON/WELD
LIVE FREE

sHITLERy's transgressions still worse ...

Yup, those are the worst things Trump ever did. Nailed it, dipshit bad troll.

ooooh noooo he said something!
my fii fii's are soooo huuuurrrrt
i'm not in any physical pain, but my feefees are so fucking hurt.

Libtarded SJWs, negro coddlers, occupy whatever and Bernie cuks believe that saying mean things is the fukkin' WORST

speculation, speculation, and yes..... even more speculation.

>muh right-wing propaganda

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>The only way my candidate can lose is if the other side cheated
>The only way my candidate has supporters is if the other side pays them
>Ignore the mountain of shit showing my candidate has the temperament of a 7 yr-old
>Ignore polls
>Don't ignore cherry-picked, obviously biased polls
>Blame the "mainstream media" for negative coverage of shit that's actually bad
>Act just like my candidate and blame everything on someone else, not his own shortcomings
>Deny 'till you die

These are the thoughts a Trump supporter has to deal with every day. The cognitive dissonance must be staggering. It's a hard life, and ee should cut them some slack.

One float in Trump's victory parade.

Hillary may be afraid that if she doesn't win the presidency, she will actually go to jail.

Lol you are downright retarded. Pants on head, window licking, penguin stealing retarded.

Never said what my beliefs on immigration are. Or what my political ideology was. Projecting much?

How is any of what i said hypocritical? I cant argue with nonsense... My first priority is keeping trump out. If there were a viable way of doing so without voting for hillary.

I poll for johnson. If he doesnt pick up the necessary momentum im voting for hillary.

Its called logic you fucking troglodyte.

Fuck sHITLERy
with her Shure wireless microphone!

Occulus are offering more money to shill for Trump, probably worth looking into if you just want money.

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Thank you. $0.30 has been added to your account. Buy Occulus!

>muh valuable vote

Trump and hillary are both shills with similar interests, you are a fucktard. Your vote is worthless, you decide nothing.

Media, Hollywood, your dreams, all belong to me.

Same to you friendly user!

>sHITLERy
"He died, I saw, I came! Ha-ha-ha!"

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Power suit, is silent dog whistle

With the right overlords,
the Plantation will prosper!

Was Hillary cheating during the debate by sending hand signals to the moderator? Many gambling experts think she was cheating by telling the moderator when to interrupt Trump.

Watch cheating Hillary here: youtu.be/3XSuG5aCFGs

Hello there Alex, welcome to Cred Forums.

> Was Hillary cheating

Do you need a Freedom adjustment?

They look like two old pieces of dog poop
that have dried up and turned white.

Secrets are important

The fact you have to try so hard to ignore the mountain of evidence is a joke.
You're a very stupid individual.

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You post this on Cred Forums with the illusion that anyone here has rational ideas.

Both were going for this look.

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>mountain of evidence

Post some, please. Do you mean, out of the thousands hillary interacts with, someone died?!?!?!?!!!? Must have been her!!!!!!

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Hi there yourself. What's your name?

Damn, y'all got a lot of mileage out of that photo.

Legitimately curious about the Trump crowd on here: Why do you think that the Republicans would look at you with anything but scorn and contempt? SJW shit is irritating and Hillary sucks but the irony here is Trump would shut down Cred Forums in a heartbeat and you can't separate the weird religious science denying backwards mentality aspect of the right wing from Trump's running as a champion for your freedom of speech. You guys do see that right?

trump and hillary have been cloned.

Hillary's socialism explained.

We know that Hillary uses a body double named Teresa Barnwell.

Because Hillary Clinton is the only former defense lawyer who has successfully defended a guilty client. No lawyers ever defend guilty clients and win, what a cunt she is. It's almost like the entire American justice system revolves around defense lawyers and prosecutors actually trying to manipulate the law into doing what they want, or something.

Poor, dumb nigger.

many politicians do, so not that big of a deal really.

GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW

Many people commit murder
>so not that big of a deal really

they way you lot say it, it sounds like you fervently imagine that Clinton has a bodycount in the hundreds and personally slits their throats.

Do you really believe the shit you come out with?