>hi dad! I'd like you to meet Jamal, my prom date.
What do you do next?
>hi dad! I'd like you to meet Jamal, my prom date.
What do you do next?
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offer him my wife as well
Leglly disown her
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
Oh, that explains why you look thirty. You're a coke whore. Well, no problem. Your credit cards have been hauled and here's your 30-day eviction notice.
Laugh at the hideous baby that will surly come. What with her busted face and his niggerdom.
I would do a 180 and walk backwards
Great!
Just planted about an acre of sugarcane, need someone to tend to it. Don't worry, there's a shack to sleep in as well after your 12 hour shift.
>alright, have a good time at the dance you crazy kids!
>it's alright if you want to have a few drinks or maybe smoke a joint or two, but be smart about it and call a cab
Well jamal, you picked a very nice spot for a picture!
damn youre short jamal
>not raising her properly
This is the culmination of years worth of acceptance, it did not happen over night. If you raise them with dissimilar interests than Jamal, they will have nothing in common. Additionally, she might be less shallow that 99% of other females, enticing a worthy suitor to take her hand.
Wish them a pleasant evening. Looks like a nice guy.
>I would probably slip him a condom while I shook his hand.
I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for the great contributions of the black community to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature make them ideal neighbors, lending testimony to their exceptional family values and parenting skills unrivaled by any other culture. Their commitment to academic excellence enriches our schools and serves as an example to all who hope to achieve prominence as a people. Real estate values are fueled by the mix of African Americans into an area due to their caring and respectful nature of these communities, an example of all they have achieved through their enthusiasm for self improvement by hard work and a self-reliant can-do nature. Without their industrious and creative drive, we would be poorer as a nation
See if this nigger can out run 00buck
Oh you just invite him in sweety, i was just cleaning my guns
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"Where?"
> wish them a happy prom
> Photoshop her out of every picture
> change the locks
> when she gets home pretend I've never met her.
>offer Jamal $3k dollars to leave her
>offer my daughter $3k dollars to leave him
>the average out-of-pocket maximum under the Silver plan is just over $6,000
I just saved $3k dollars
As soon as he is done cleaning the jard we gona put him in the hole he dug
ask to fuck wife
Kek
>Oh we've met.
>Yo Jamal hook it up with a dub
God damn cucks are here
Go back to redddit cuckfaggot
"I don't have a daughter."
I actually don't have a daughter, and if I did she probably wouldn't look like that. Especially considering my girlfriend's about as black as Jamal over there.
All you racists shit heads... us black men love your daughters, wifes, and on occasion your mothers too. Talk your shit honkeys, but the women in your family love us too. ;)
That awful tan/makeup
Only 12 hours?
> well look at mister nice guy goin soft on his nigs
why date a nigger though ?
Tell her beastiality is wrong and have him put him down.
Asl her why she is dating a manlet.
Ask her who her mother is because non of the girls I've fucked ever told me they were pregnant.
escort them to the dance, and wish them lots of fun!!
wait till it gets dark then lie on that little bridge and masturbate, look at how fucking nice that bridge is
Know that she will not have to worry about being shot while she is with him.
He will catch the bullets.
hide him under the bed
allow her to go to the prom with him but forbid her from ever seeing him again under threat of eviction and legal disowning.
Hand her the house keys, tell her to enjoy prom, drive away and never come back.
catch my bullets nigger
Fucking retard. You'd be facing the same way.
it's an ond meme you moron, it's supposed to be said like that.
fucking retard - dunno what sarcasm is.
new fag
Call Police. As you can see from the pic, he is clearly armed and high on crack,and waving that gun around like that represents a clear and immediate danger to life.
>replying to bait
Undarrape pos
Engage threesome.
Catch my bullets nigger
we are the bait and you got caught
Can't even tell if this is a bait meme to bait memers anymore....I just. don't. know
Shit, really? Outbaited
Master baited
LOL i get it cauz it sound like masturabete right? lol
Write her out of my will and thank God I have three sons.
Hand him a magnum
Grab the camera, call my wife ''Honey im finally getting cucked''
eggzactly :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Youre one of those legendary fathers, please have more kids...literally all women are wet for a man like you
And another amazing father, please create more offspring and augment them with lasers, thank you
shoot the daughter blame the nigger of course
disown her
Cool, I can't wait until you unlock this character!
Ignore it. She did this before when she dated that beaner kid Juan. You know how these minorities are: You've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
>Shake his hand
>"Good to meet you, come inside"
>"Stay here you 2, let me get camera"
>Go get rifle
>"Say cheese!"
>Shoot them both
Not only is he a nigger but he's a manlet as well, has to stand on a thing 6 inches higher to make himself look taller than her.
this is why I sometimes wish we had a "Like" button
come on out into the back yard Jamal I have something to show you
Says the white cuck
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