So I'm officially broke and don't have enough money to live anymore. At most I can live for 2-3 days with what's left, no family or friends for support, no job, nothing.
So it's time to kill myself since my life is too fucked and too late. Trips gets the last of my money before I kil myself.
Start your own business with your 21 dollars. 0 risk, you've got nothing to lose anyway.
Tyler Gomez
I don't even have enough money to buy rope and kill myself. I will have to jump infront of a train
David Edwards
Join the club
Liam Perez
Take out that 20k loans and ball it up b4 u an hero fgt
Cooper Myers
rolllerino
Ethan Young
I'm also broke as fuck when you're at the bottom you can reach anything.
Jordan Sanders
I'll take it op but you shouldn't kill yourself
Hunter James
Maybe get a job. I mean, you have enough money to get a computer.
Michael Baker
Banks wouldn't give him shit because all they care about is how they're going to be paid back. >no job
Zachary Howard
...as long as it's laying around on the bottom, sure.
Easton Thompson
Fake. You can't screenshot on the bank app
Bentley Ramirez
OP you need to reboot your life.
I was once in your situation. One morning I woke up and decided to completely changed my life.
Started exercising, yoga, walks around the local park. Stopped eating crap. Withdrew from negative people in my life. Started dressing well, never went out without brushing my hair, shaving, felt like i needed to look like i cared about myself. Started budgeting, sounds weird and pointless when you only have a little amount of money, but knowing exactly how much I had at all times actually helped me to make sense of my situation. Gave me some control and I felt less repair about it. Also made it so I could grab a coffee in a posh cafe once a week, was good to hang around people with money and feel like I belonged there.
Gradually it all helped me get on my feet. There were plenty of times I still felt like shit, but I also believed there was a way out of the situation.
As weight atarted to come off, and I had a few banknotes in my wallet, then started thinking about getting a job that would get me on my feet again. I was always a loser with education and never expected myself to ever amount to much. Worked hard and after a couple of months got a good entry level job with an airline. Within a few months I was getting an average wage, but better than that was travelling around the world.
Man, I wish you all the best. Try your best to maintain focus. You can't rely on others, you just have to do it yourself. It sounds like you're at the worst level you've been, why not aim to better it rather than roll over.
Michael Lopez
>brushing my hair fuck off faggot with your shit advice
Isaac Lopez
Op here, but how does this solve my short term problem? I only have enough money for 3 meals maybe. Even if I sold all my old useless shit I would only be stalling the inevitable. I got a lot of money from my grandparents will and became a NEET and wasted it all, now I'm fucked
Gavin Jenkins
I just did faggot
William Rivera
My computer is old as shit
Christopher Martin
Get a job you fucking slob
Landon Bell
the point is that getting a job and getting paid would be too late. I only have £21. This can barely feed me for 2 days. It's better to end it and trips gets the money for better use instead of me wasting it
Colton Gutierrez
That's what you get for owning an Iphone, faggot. Fucking sheep.
Lincoln Gonzalez
1. Get a credit card to hold you over short term 2. GET A JOB 3. Exploit betting offers matchedbettingblog.com until your accounts get limited
Mason Scott
user I also work for an airline. Free travel is fucking awesome.
I was literally a depressed anti social piece of shit in a slump until I got this job. I can fly for free on our airline and get discounts with other airlines.
I've been to 6 different countries and almost every state.
IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED, GET AN AIRLINE JOB!!
Jayden Price
I'll take your money op but don't kill yourself
Zachary Stewart
You'll be surprised how long that money will last you when you're in financial rock bottom and in survival mode. Buy cans of beans, cheapest bread you can find, potatoes, etc.. it will at least fill you up and keep you from starving. Sell your car, and any other valuable you have to cover rent etc.. then assuming you live in the UK because pounds, don't you have like a shit ton of safety nets/welfare you can get on while you unfuck your situation?
You hit financial rock bottom, so what? you fucked up, deal with it, rethink your life and do something about it.
Grayson Young
I'm assuming you've got a roof over your head. That's a start.
Only enough for three meals? Deal with it. I've been in that situation before. Breads cheap, pastas cheap, even disgusting baked beans is cheap. The reality is that's your current lot in life.
Look down between your legs. That's a cock you've got there, not a pussy. Be a fucken man, realise you've screwed yourself over, and make something of yourself. Your grandparents will be rolling over in their graves, seems leaving you that money was the worst thing they did. Helped turn you into a spineless neet. You want a change overnight? Probably not gonna happen, and that's because you fucked up. Its gonna take a few weeks, but you won't starve, £21 will buy a lot of food.
Next week you'll get some more gibmedats. Spend as little as possible, try and amass a few extra coins over the weeks. You'll start to see a change.
You can't get a credit card with no job or no way to pay it back
Eli Parker
mcdonalds, and then build your life back, stop crying
Eli Green
...
Joshua Howard
FAKE AND GAY!
Its only 7pm in the UK this was taken in the future.
Ryan Hall
You can go for a long while without food my friend. Donate blood and or sell stuff on the internet.
Logan Long
Don't do it faggot
Asher Anderson
3 days. More than enough time to become a massive pervert. Your new perversion is that you're an extreme masochist. You can start off with little things, like pulling out your nose hairs, if you're a pussy.
Here's the fun part: the harder life gets, the more you suffer, the more massive your erections become.
Life's tough? Damn, look at my dick! No money? Woah, I could have drowned a baby in this much cum.
Have fun, OP!
Jonathan Mitchell
Do a flip
Charles James
Why did you wait until the last possible minute to do anything, you pathetic fuck?
Adrian Gonzalez
Op here, what job can op get without any good work experience. Haven't worked for 3 years and even then I was a waiter. I can't survive the month on £20 waiting to be paid. My rent was due 5 days ago
Luis Roberts
Reroll
Noah Collins
I don't think you know the definition of being broke, user...
Jaxson Foster
How much did you blow and how?
Nathan Lopez
pls trip god
Bentley Scott
OP what the fuck? Are you in England or Scotland?
I can transfer you a tenner or some shit if you're proper desperate? Get yourself together you stupid fuck.
Christian Watson
Trips for eating yourself to death on potatoes.
Levi Cook
Yup
Brayden Hughes
Contact your landlord about your situation ASAP, usually they'll be pretty chill about working something out (assuming this hasn't happened before). Contact social services and see what advice (or help) they can give. We live in 2016 not 1916.. there IS help to get, you're not alone, and there's people that care as long as you reach out.
As for jobs, apply literally everywhere, take anything you're offered no matter how shitty. You can work your way out of the situation you're in.
Thomas Gomez
Join the military or go to prison so u can have a roof over ur head and be able to get food
Jace James
You could suck cocks for some money OP
Christian Howard
Reroll
Ryder Brooks
all the dubs
Evan Miller
this guy.
i like this guy.
wish i grew up with a guy like this around.
ill never be this guy.
:(
Kayden Wright
Seems like you are terrible with money. That's you're core issue, sort that out and you'll be on your way.
Plenty have said £21 will stretch a long way. I have lived a month on ramen, bread, spaghetti and tap water.
Get in contact with your landlord. Tell them you've had a short term financial crises (blame the tax office) and can't make rent. DONT wait for them to come to you. Take charge of the situation, they'll be more sympathetic to you if you come to them. Make fucking sure you do pay rent in full as soon as you've got money though.
Yep, this guy gets where I'm coming from.
Anthony Davis
I could get a bag of weed with that money.
Benjamin Russell
Rolling
Xavier Bailey
Oh shi-
Mason Hughes
Op you are in the UK not US... there is plenty of help around
Jonathan Gonzalez
You're fucking broke?! I'm £750 overdrawn with only a shitty part time job. i'd kill to see £20 in my account
Camden Torres
You can, its called lying.
Tyler Hall
Get trips and you will
Charles Rodriguez
If immigrant workers who dont speak a word of english can get a job, you can get a fucking job.
I seriously hate people like you, mother fucker.
Get a job as a cleaner, work in mcdonalds, stock shelves as sainsbury. DO SOMETHING.
you dont gotta stay there but set your pride (lol wut pride) aside and pull your finger out of your asshole. seriously. fuck.
Cameron James
trips pls
Juan Rodriguez
Roll
William Diaz
>Free medical >Free College >Free Dental >Automatic promotions (For first 4 enlisted ranks) >Pay gets slight increase through longevity >Free roof over your head
Aiden Bailey
Rerolll
Mason Myers
VA loans, pension, travel
William Smith
>op posts bank account ballance in british pounds >suggest career in US army
Levi Campbell
supermarket work is tight as fuck. you can do well if you're willing to work
Angel Lee
He would need £770 to see that.
Maths, son, do you speak it?
Ian Adams
dude stfu, im negative in my account and have a 1 year old to feed. grow the fuck up little faggot
Noah Mitchell
Check em
Lucas Murphy
Op here. Honestly I think the damage is too far to fix, I was too lazy and left everything to the last minute my entire life. Thanks for all of the advice but I don't think I can get out of this situation quick enough before starving to death. The only way I see is commuting a crime and going to jail
Nolan Morgan
I've been to America a copule of times. There is a work on every corner. It's just impossible not to find on to feed yourself. You're either trolling or useless irl.
Alexander Phillips
Exactly why I joined. Had nothing, was making nothing, Housing market crashed and fucked me even harder.
OP you're retarded. You live in the UK so just get benefits. And £21 is plenty to eat for a week if you shop cleverly.
Joshua King
>Money in £ >Barclays Bank >America
Just how stupid are you?
Levi Phillips
Again. Check em
Nathan Jones
how are you on Cred Forums? paying for internet ... smarth phone? get rid of that shit. cheap flip phone/burner. live on water and ramen if you have to. GET A FUCKING JOB. don't live outside your means. stop being a pussy.
Logan Parker
This is a trips thread faggot
Ayden Jackson
>fix'd
Oliver Gutierrez
Rolling
Juan Wilson
Soak my cork.
Cameron Miller
At one point I had so much money I was spending £200 a month on porn
Asher Edwards
is there a brit version of dollar store? pound town? shop there maybe
Asher Baker
Kek
Brandon Powell
Are you guys offered relatively the same kinds of benefits?
Robert James
Didnt pay attention to this, fag.
Andrew Morgan
OP, aren't there any local food banks in your area so you can at least get some free food? Or like some kind of soup kitchen or some shit?
Juan Smith
Little bitch.. Do it.. A number makes you want to off yourself. If this is for attention, just go through with it and do it anyway. If it's not, just do it right away because there's a whole lot more in life and a whole lot worse than this. Fucking pussy.. Oh and don't forget to stream faggot
Kayden White
Join the Royal electrical mechanical engineers.
Minimum combat Get a trade in Mechanics/Electronics Win
Brandon Sanders
How do you even apply to benefits? Would the benefits pay my rent?
Adrian Watson
The Job center you fucking moron Are you even British? Or some kind of mutant turnip
Isaiah Morgan
No I live in a small town and I've never seen homelessness here
Logan Sullivan
you're breaking new ground there
Parker Morales
ffs what are you? the only limey who doesnt know how to go on the dole?
Michael Sanders
The dole has a bad stigma, which is the main reason I didn't apply
Oliver James
I work for the railway, don't want to fill out paperwork for corpse, do it elsewhere please and thank you
Adam Phillips
being a piss poor loser has a stigma too
Evan Perry
My parents told me paying rent is a stupid waste of money
Ethan Campbell
sure, rather kill yourself than to possibly leave a bad impression...
ITT: the epitome of retardation.
Evan White
chedk
Benjamin Murphy
get social workers help. Killing yourself is what losers do. And it's pointless don't be a pussy.
Oliver Miller
why dont u you try to got to a shelter nd see what happens. why give up ccause your down on your luck
Spent most of my life coasting, thinking I'd get a degree, good job, marry a hot hot bitch and pop out 2 kids and raising them correctly.
Instead I dropped out of uni, twice, owe the state fucktonnes for that. Worked in dead end jobs for years, never earning over 11k per annum.
Flashback to my teenage years when I was in the Army Cadets, and how me mam thought I'd join the Army like me granpap and become a man, earn my keep, learn essential life skills. Last year I thought maybe it wouldn't be too late. Turns out it was. I'm 27. (I know technically I can but I'm a fat beta cuck whos lazy as fuck. Even if I got in I'd be metaphorically murdered by all the alpha, fit young lads and made a joke by the COs and PT officers)
TL;DR join the army if you dont already have a solid goal and want to make something of yourself.
I never realised Cred Forums would be so helpful in stopping someone killing themselves. I thought everyone would just be saying 'roll' 'do a flip faggit' does Cred Forums really have a heart
Connor Cruz
weroll
Evan Williams
reroles
Nolan Foster
trips says live
Brayden Ward
yes
Noah Butler
don't do it op.
Isaiah Hernandez
OP put an empty envelope in the ATM take out 100-200 instantly. this will tie u over til you get a new job and can open another bank account
Nathaniel Jones
Get enough money together to get to a farm listed on the World Wide Organization of Organic Farms
(Wwoofing) google it
You live for free, get food and a place to live. Work on the farm. Profit.
I did this in Italy for 6 months. Didn't cost me a dime (besides the train ticket there) and had the time of my life
There's a group for every country
If I was ever in your situation this has always been my fallback plan. I know people who have lived for 20+ years going from one farm to the next.
You're welcome
Connor Long
I'm a greedy faggot
Joseph Bell
Here goes nothin
Joseph Russell
Why not go to the library or download .pdfs and learn something you faggot? Get some part time job for food and live out of your car.
Austin Rogers
Buy that shitty little food that can fill you up, like peanuts that shit always cheap
beans like people said
also rollin hatin
Thomas Green
Rolling for ya money and dont kill ur self
Jaxson Baker
rr
Isaiah Brown
I don't know if you're telling the truth, but when you hit the ground you will find out things about yourself. Hang in there and you will find your way out. Trust me.
Isaac Campbell
No wonder you don't have any money, banking with Barclays...
Ian Hill
don't die but give moneys
Benjamin Edwards
>lives in UK >avg.salary is £25k >complains Hey faggot. In my country people work 5-6 years for that money which you make in just 1. What a whiny bitch you western cucks are you diserve those muslims tell you that fam :^)
Jaxon Sullivan
dying isn't fun
Owen Martin
that
Luke Martin
Rip
Chase Johnson
WTF m8 re you surending? Dont be a failure and start idk walking dogs, offer as dishwasher in a restaurant, whatever. This is life dont quit fag
Christian Reed
I am a boipussy
Nolan Brooks
no, but it's autistic as fuck. Simply can't stand stupid reasons for suicide. Once he fixed his economic situation, he can jump in front of a roller coaster for all I care.
Wyatt Hill
...
Mason Hall
Op, it says right there that you can borrow 20000 pounds as a personal loan.
get cracking on that shit, then you can kill yourself with a smile
Brody Foster
Airline user here again
You're being honest OP and I appreciate that. Its obvious you're depressed as fuck and I wouldn't expect you to change overnight. That's unrealistic for someone who has been self sabotaging any shot of success you've had in life so far.
I would love to meet you for an hour and grab a coffee. But I'd only let you make your excuses as to why life's so bad for only 5 minutes. (Don't worry, that's not gonna happen, I live on other side of the world).
Hopefully you go through this thread again and look at the advise. At the very least do that.
If you did the following though, I'd have some respect for you.
> tonight go to bed at ten > tomorrow set the alarm for seven > go to aldi or lidl, get ten quid worth of bread, potatoes, noodles, eggs and pasta. That will feed you for the week. > go home, have breakfast. Write email or call landlord. > walk to a park. Not your closest one, walk further than that. Get some exercise. > from 12-5 do your usual NEET shut in life. (I don't expect you to change everything immediately) > dinner spaghetti on toast. > after that treat yourself. Go to a nice cafe with a pen and paper, order a cheap espresso. Then write. First of all write a plan for the next week. Including a free day when you cut yourself some slack and dont get up early. After that write anything. Goals? What you hate? Places you might like to visit?
You have to strip it all down and take your life back to a base level. Writing will give your brain something to do. Exercise will give your body something to do.
Camden Adams
1 the app you're using says you can get a loan.
2 why would you blank out your details if you're serious about killing yourself.
I'm calling BS
Christian Peterson
rr
Mason Powell
"Subject to status"
Carson Smith
one last time
Gabriel Johnson
Do you want to become a millionaire easily? Go suck a thousand dicks for $1 each day and you will have $1 million in 2.73 years.
Brandon Moore
That has nothing to do with having alot of money, and everything to do with having too little braincells
Ayden Diaz
Trips get
Bentley Baker
Roll
Jayden Jenkins
don't want ur fukin money, shove it in ur ass dude. stop crying and do somthing with ur fukin shitty life cuz i don't give a fuck about u.
£21 could easily feed you for a week. A loaf of bread from Co-Op is 75p (It's good shit too). 5 liters of water from Tesco is £1.10. Two of those could be rationed for a month. Tinned food like baked beans are cheap as chips (cheaper actually). Buying shit like this could keep you going for a long time. It isn't nutritional but it's better than starving.
Jayden Kelly
!
Cooper Rogers
Reroll
Jason Myers
21 pounds is more then 3 meals dont eat out and it costs much less if your paying 7 bucks a meal your doing it wrong.
Adrian Bennett
>One morning I woke up and decided to completely change my life. >I just did it. >Brushing my hair. >better than that was traveling around the world. >you just have to do it yourself Real helpful user, you're doing God's work.
Benjamin Ortiz
Not op here.
I was living in Korea for a year to travel and work. Blew all my money without realising it and fucked ip bad. Ended up living in an Internet cafe for a month for £150 and got food for £20. The Internet cafe had a all you can drink machine so I filled bottles up with cola and soda and so on. Sold it to some homeless people super cheap. Making about 20p profit per bottle. At night I searched for jobs at bars and restaurants. Finally got one washing dishes, saved enough money over 4 months and got a flight out. Now I'm on the dole but I have a job at a cafe and I'm studying to get a better job. I was in the same situation but there's always a way
Brandon Walker
Roll for keep on keepin' on.
Adam Lee
Pound Town kek! We have Poundland and 99p store.
Jaxson Kelly
Universal Credit it's all done online now.
Jordan Gutierrez
>lives in UK >paying £1200 a month rent (studio) > £200 a month to travel to work 25k doesn't get you as far as you'd think.
Kayden Nguyen
Buying water isn't a necessity in the UK. Plus you need at least 2ltr a day or you end up dehydrated and tired.