Guess what happened to me and i'll show you my wound

Guess what happened to me and i'll show you my wound.

Something cut you

you fisted someone and he had a razor in his ass

You were pushing down shit in your garbage can and there was a sharp object that sliced you

you were being a faggot

cut yourself on your edge??

you were drunk last night

You did a masterbate wrong

Slipped jerking off

you had a fight with a nigger

Bit by dog you tried raping

Gunshot wound from all the mass shootings that have been happening recently?

prank in the hood gone wrong(gone sexual)?

FAPPED SO HARD THAT YOU STABBED YOURSELF WITH DICK.

Yes
Im' not a faggot
Try again
I'm not a faggot
I'm not a faggot
It was during the day and i was a bit high
Not sexual
I was alone
I'm french so it could be but no

DOGGO BITE

>monkey fingers
Police mistook you for a nignog and shot you.

Kek I have ugly fingers but the shock made it worse

failed an hero

gayfag tried to cut his wrist

sorting through recyclables

You punched a Trump supporter in the tooth

Did you cut yourself or was it an accident

You cut yourself cuz your edgy

>Guess what happened to me

Lucifer. not again

god told u not to sexually objectify urself
satan has taken ur poor sole

Your passed out buddy didn't find getting tea bagged as funny as you thought it would be?

No
It was a fucking accident
I'm not a faggot


I'll give you a clue.

>sole
what does satan want with my foot?

topkek satan

u ate your wrist

JUST POST YOUR FUCKING WOUND

SHIT SUCKS FAGGOT

Tried it, nothing happened

Ok give me dubs but you'll never know what happened to me

>SHIT SUCKS FAGGOT
ooooo, megaburn op you better do it

checked devilman

cut on gate/fence

you got bitten by a dinosaur

Never understood these.
I know its supposed to but it really does not

It was more moronic

Jerking off wearing a metal watch weren't you, you fucking faggot?

show us those toe nails op

there you have dubs; deliver

spontaneous stigmata

Just show the fucking wound i wanna see

Nothing happened to you

bug bite

just took a piss and cut hand on zip zip

Winrar
Do you wan't to see the wound ?

no but thx for asking

You're all losers faggots

...

Faggot OP got cut opening a can of whoop ass.

ur hands are very big

Hands are swollen due to the wound... that is normal...

You were fucking crucified.

Op here. It hurts but it feels so good. I can't stop

The shape looks like glass was involved somehow.

The fuck? It looks like you bit the end of your finger off.

oh wow you faggot. be happy you didnt end up getting the face skinned, hands cut and then beheaded with a box cutter

lel

I like where this is going

You fucked your shit up on a mandolin cutting vegetables