Guess what happened to me and i'll show you my wound.
Guess what happened to me and i'll show you my wound
Something cut you
you fisted someone and he had a razor in his ass
You were pushing down shit in your garbage can and there was a sharp object that sliced you
you were being a faggot
cut yourself on your edge??
you were drunk last night
You did a masterbate wrong
Slipped jerking off
you had a fight with a nigger
Bit by dog you tried raping
Gunshot wound from all the mass shootings that have been happening recently?
prank in the hood gone wrong(gone sexual)?
FAPPED SO HARD THAT YOU STABBED YOURSELF WITH DICK.
Yes
Im' not a faggot
Try again
I'm not a faggot
I'm not a faggot
It was during the day and i was a bit high
Not sexual
I was alone
I'm french so it could be but no
DOGGO BITE
>monkey fingers
Police mistook you for a nignog and shot you.
Kek I have ugly fingers but the shock made it worse
failed an hero
gayfag tried to cut his wrist
sorting through recyclables
You punched a Trump supporter in the tooth
Did you cut yourself or was it an accident
You cut yourself cuz your edgy
>Guess what happened to me
Lucifer. not again
god told u not to sexually objectify urself
satan has taken ur poor sole
Your passed out buddy didn't find getting tea bagged as funny as you thought it would be?
No
It was a fucking accident
I'm not a faggot
I'll give you a clue.
>sole
what does satan want with my foot?
topkek satan
u ate your wrist
JUST POST YOUR FUCKING WOUND
SHIT SUCKS FAGGOT
Tried it, nothing happened
Ok give me dubs but you'll never know what happened to me
>SHIT SUCKS FAGGOT
ooooo, megaburn op you better do it
checked devilman
cut on gate/fence
you got bitten by a dinosaur
Never understood these.
I know its supposed to but it really does not
It was more moronic
Jerking off wearing a metal watch weren't you, you fucking faggot?
show us those toe nails op
there you have dubs; deliver
spontaneous stigmata
Just show the fucking wound i wanna see
Nothing happened to you
bug bite
just took a piss and cut hand on zip zip
Winrar
Do you wan't to see the wound ?
no but thx for asking
You're all losers faggots
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Faggot OP got cut opening a can of whoop ass.
ur hands are very big
Hands are swollen due to the wound... that is normal...
You were fucking crucified.
Op here. It hurts but it feels so good. I can't stop
The shape looks like glass was involved somehow.
The fuck? It looks like you bit the end of your finger off.
oh wow you faggot. be happy you didnt end up getting the face skinned, hands cut and then beheaded with a box cutter
lel
I like where this is going
You fucked your shit up on a mandolin cutting vegetables