Am I doing this right lol
Am I doing this right lol
no
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culturally stereotypical jokes are the best ice-breakers. women love that shit bro!
call her a slant-eyed gook next, it'll drive her fucking wild!
Damn dog you are a fucking LEGEND. Pussy slayer prime.
lol try harding too much
lmao OP
you better post more
I shall get quints
i take cock in my bum
ya blew it
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Please respond
WITNESSED QUADS!
Hey shes the asshole who thinks I eat cats.. most women fall right into that line. Works pretty well thb
More of this please. I need the keks.
Jesus Christ.
Keep going
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Cringe bread?
But really this is the best line in the fucking world and the responses are just to much
I love this guy
This fucking cringe
On 1-10 scale why is op such an faggot
>an faggot
Jesus christ OP, are you 15?
Over 9000
Teach me, master
This
How can anyone sink so low and be so degenerate that they'll say yes to having sex with someone after exchanging 3 messages with them online? What the fuck is wrong with the west?
The responses are sub par, but I'm still getting a laugh out of it.
>being this new
Oh yeah ops mad faggot.. not here a win from using that line dummies
Three messages are too many, you're right.
Wanna have sex?
I don't need to hear a woman say anything to have sex with her. Especially "yes."
fake AND gay
He's clearly 12 and enquiring as to what this all is
Newfag
Not fake retard
And fat
Teach us how do you rape
i was pretending
>AUGUST 19
>not fake retard
>legit retard
Confirmed
Lol winning .. and I do this for fun not to get laid I just get bored. I'd NEVER MEET ANY WHORE ON TINDER EVER
Confirmed fag
These are all ones just the past and shit.. you guys asked me to share wtf lol
fat and cheesy pussy
Right
Same chick
so whose pussy is he gonna eat the rest of his life because theres too many?