Am I doing this right lol

Am I doing this right lol

no

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culturally stereotypical jokes are the best ice-breakers. women love that shit bro!

call her a slant-eyed gook next, it'll drive her fucking wild!

Damn dog you are a fucking LEGEND. Pussy slayer prime.

lol try harding too much

lmao OP
you better post more

I shall get quints

i take cock in my bum

ya blew it

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Please respond

WITNESSED QUADS!

Hey shes the asshole who thinks I eat cats.. most women fall right into that line. Works pretty well thb

More of this please. I need the keks.

Jesus Christ.

Keep going

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Cringe bread?

But really this is the best line in the fucking world and the responses are just to much

I love this guy

This fucking cringe

On 1-10 scale why is op such an faggot

>an faggot

Jesus christ OP, are you 15?

Over 9000

Teach me, master

This

How can anyone sink so low and be so degenerate that they'll say yes to having sex with someone after exchanging 3 messages with them online? What the fuck is wrong with the west?

The responses are sub par, but I'm still getting a laugh out of it.

>being this new

Oh yeah ops mad faggot.. not here a win from using that line dummies

Three messages are too many, you're right.
Wanna have sex?

I don't need to hear a woman say anything to have sex with her. Especially "yes."

fake AND gay

He's clearly 12 and enquiring as to what this all is

Newfag

Not fake retard

And fat

Teach us how do you rape

i was pretending

>AUGUST 19

>not fake retard
>legit retard
Confirmed

Lol winning .. and I do this for fun not to get laid I just get bored. I'd NEVER MEET ANY WHORE ON TINDER EVER

Confirmed fag

These are all ones just the past and shit.. you guys asked me to share wtf lol

fat and cheesy pussy

Right

Same chick

so whose pussy is he gonna eat the rest of his life because theres too many?