Ask an Argentine anything

Cuantas copas tenes?

>Ask an Argentine anything
Vas a Lollapalooza?

Son unos ijolaperras

Dale anda que va metallica y va a estar re cheto papá

>ijolaperras
>los mexicanos piensan que les entienden esto

Metallica es para pendejitos angustiados.

Is it true your armed forces are effectively fucked? Asking as a britbong War Studies student who wants to join the RTR

Si pero es la única banda de su talla. El line-up del año pasado estaba mejor.

te gusta el combo pitusas + manaos?

What's it like to be white?

La verdad sí, me gustarian otras bandas pero bue es lo wue hay
Pd: Leon Gieco arma alto pogo con los orozco

>Ask an Argentine anything
>no responde a ninguna pregunta
Por esto es que nadie invierte aca.

How does it feel not being white?

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Argentina: A country ruled by a zionist cocksucker puppet like Macri, only wanting to please his jewish overlords from Israel and imperialist pigs from USA.
Good luck

Better than a socialist bitch getting DP'd by Russia and China.

lamentablemente cierto...

OP here. I thought this thread was an abortion after 5 minutes of no response. Gonna answer all the shit here. Sorry

Truly honored to know that some day I'll put my feet on AMERICA

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>Better than a socialist bitch getting DP'd by Russia and China.
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu

volve a Taringa lince

People worry too much about an external problem when we have a lot of internal issues to solve yet.

Every war puts me kinda reflective, I try to be neutral on that

I love British people tho

Me mantienen con una luca a la semana.

January of this year. Not gay, but bi.

Puedo hacer puros con la complejidad y el tamaño de mi nariz

Quién te conoce papá? Tomátelas de acá

kekazo por la nuca...

Fun fact, my last name is Italian descendant

We are kind of Italian's mongoloid brothers

I recently learned who Pampita is. My God! Sexiest thing alive. Are all your women this hot?

Los tanos tmb son vagos y boludos, vieja, no te preocupes.

Fuente: Soy ciudadano italiano tmb.

>Pampita
OVERRATED

Yes, no sarcasm or passive-agressive tone here. Instead of making football or sports in general something enjoyable, it's more or less compared to politics

Actual Argentina's president was one of the biggest clubs' president here, Boca Juniors

I'm not interested in football anyways

no

>Are all your women as hot as [insert celebrity here]?
Of course not, you retard.

?Te gusta uno culo?

¿
There you go.

Seis, para Navidad

Negro envidioso

how do you have internet?

Lamentablemente no. Quisiera ir algún día igual, muchos me han comentado que está buenísimo

Fucking zits everywhere, my teeth are easier to be seen as yellow

I don't do this...

Aguanten las salchichas Friar con Cabalgata sabor cola

What time do people in Argentina go out to dinner? I've heard it is much later than elsewhere

Sorry m8

Actualicé

arshentina is guait wacho

Are all you south americans fucking apes like your cartel videos show or is it just mexico? regards fingol

I generally have dinner at about 9-10 pm

There is for every taste
>search Flor de la V, local tranny

Not really. We have some sort of arian society here. Regards. Tuor

It's mexico, but we have our own monkey-people breeds.

I'm wondering the same thing

21 to 22 o'clock is the standard. One more hour of TV and then bed

What's the size of your penis?

There's good shit and bad shit in the whole of Latin America from Mexico to Argentina

Check "turros" on Google, that's the local feces in this country

16,5 centimeters (6,5 inch)

Are you a Cruz de Malta guy? Traditional gord or ceramic? Metal bombilla? Thanks.

Who is bigger: Maradona or Pelé?

>santander
wew, i'd swap banks pretty quickly if I were you, lad.

Almost don't drink mate, but it's good for winter seasons

Where to get oxys or morphine on argentina?

I'm new at banks stuff, please teach me about pros and cons with Argie banks

I'm serious

I barely know where to get weed

CebollaChan is a good place to know this

s6cco2jylmxqcdeh.onion.link

What does not having the Falkland islands feel like?

Thanks pal

sorry to burst your bubble but no one here gives a shit about that

to be fair it is a shit island with nothing but sheep on it so i dont understand why anybody would want it outside of strategic placement

The same thing all my life
I was born in 1997 and we lost them in 1982 so

¿Te gusta dulce de leche?

Agree 100%

Hasta que me duela el estómago como si no hubiera un mañana

check: Luisana Lopilato, Andrea Rincon, Silvina Luna, Pamela David and Mirtha Legrand

Mirtha overall

She witnessed mankind evolution

Do you watch porn? What's your favorite porn star?

Top kek, well meme'd my white friend

Am I the only argie that gets powerful boners on Monica Farro?

I've been honestly watching amateur and barely legal "packs" all my life

Que opinas de que sus políticos sean de broma? Acá pasa lo mismo JAJAJA

Pasa hasta en Estados Unidos
El destino del mundo es el mismo que el del pelotazo de Higuaín

How do you feel about the vicious attack your people launched on the Top Gear crew which led to them having to literally sneak out of the country.

...

What about landmines and penguins?

In one hand you've got apes without sense of humour
In the other hand you can see that the Top Gear crew knew that what happened was possible

Still not a desirable place to adquire

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ALL PERSONS ALLOWED

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Honestly I don't think any of the crew expected the nationalists to be quite that sore about such a non issue, how big is the nationalist movement over there?

I beg to differ

any plans to move to a civilized country

48% of the population voted the candidate for president in November 2015, D. Scioli, who is pretty nationalist compared to the one who won, M. Macri. He's the first self-admitted right wing political character in Argentina who became president in a long time.

Yup. America or EU. Recommendations?

geographically in South America, but latin or some shit

>green

que sentis cuando perdiste la 2 copa negro ?

How does it feel losing to Chile twice?! VAMOS CHILE CTM!!!!

wena ctm

When did you realize you were a failure

>chilenos

es gracioso, viven acomplejados de que son inferiores, toda la vida trataron a los argentinos como agrandados y cuando de milagro ganan 2 copas seguidas salen siendo aun mas agrandados que nosotros

son la verguenza de lationamerica politicamente y socialmente

lo peor es que es injusto, a los argentinos nos tratan de querer ser europeos a modo de meme y los chilenos son los que mas tratos con ellos tienen, en especial con inglaterra y estados unidos

Do the girls like anal?

Do you drink coffee? Is it unusual not to drink mate amongst your family and/or friends? Thanks again.

es por que sabemos que latino america no es el mundo, y hay que salir para ganar.
Ganamos 2 copas seguidas, Maradona y Messi lloraron en la segunda..
.. les quitamos la copa mundial desaparecen del mapa

A long time ago

Best of all, I'm still trying

Amongst my friends, it is usual, but I'm one of the 15% who doesn't drink it, I'd rather drink coffee

Here we go again