It's my boyfriend's birthday and I know he hangs out with you guys here a lot and he'd love to hear happy birthday from...

NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY FAGGOT

LET'S FUCK UP TED'S LIFE!
I will start submiting this number to the FBI because of child porn lel

>to make some YLYL threads*
Come the FUCK on. Just do it. Doesn't take that much, you lazy anal-probed faggots

nice

Happy birthday user.

See what I just did ?

I mean, I'm a guy, these probably aren't the tits you're looking for?

Tits or gtfo fatso

Happy birthday Teddy.

fuck you i hope you go blind if you aren't already

Good job!
>It didn't take that much, and you did SOMETHING for SOMEONE!
Good job, user. I'm proud of you.

Happy Birthday teddy !
Can you send pics of you getting pegged by your gf ?

Enjoy swat

Kek

Trying to decide on a good pic to send him. Thoughts?

Um, happy birthday, phaggot.

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH
>Being this much of a depressed fag

>muh life
>fuk everi1
>i only want gud for me

No wonder why you ended up on Cred Forums, you sissies.

Just did. I hope i dont regret this

How about child porn? Top kek

op tits or gtfo
and user send her tits to him

No. not personal army, faggot.

Once again, I'm a guy, but I guess I'll post tits if you want? What do you want me to write on the paper or whatever?

And thanks for everybody that's sent him well wishes already! =D

Are people here really dumb enough to not see this transparent personal army request?
That's pathetic.

OF COURSE OP wants you faggots to harass this person, are you people retarded?

I swear to fuck, best way to protect a open safe full of money from a b/tard? Tell him you want him to take the money, and leave. He will close the door out of spite and call it epic trolling, apparently.

I texted Jack my penis.

Jesus. Another one. Let's change name of Cred Forums to /second_grade/, age of an average user will match.

Yes, people always post their friends/boyfriends phone numbers on anonymous websites known for raiding, ddosing and harassing, sure! That makes sense!

Triggered.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>nypa
who let the 2016 in

kekd and checked

crappy birthday fuckface!! its your birthday and you'll crap if you want to.

SHUT UP NEWFAG

I wished the pathetic phaggot happy birthday, not shaved his pubes and smoked em, so fuck off dipshit.

Are you illiterate? OP already said he was a guy twice. Besides you're only meant to demand tits if they unnecessarily camwhore or explicitly point out they're female. And this is one of the reasons why. You just demanded to see a guy's tits, you faggots.

>bf introduced you to this site
So you're a newfag then. You've just seen what newfags are doing to this site. Getting rules wrong as well as just posting cancerous threads (this one included). Forget tits, just gtfo. We don't need more normies here.

I'm sure as a Cred Forumstard your boyfriend can ask for a happy birthday himself.

I second this motion or else this is fake and your boyfriend sucks dicks

I forgot to tag the guy you're replying to in my speech. OP already admitted he's a guy and it's not necessary unless OP said "femanon here" anyway.

Besides, this is clearly a closeted personal army request.

It's time to turn off the computer, your autism is showing.

>Being this big of a Jew..
Kill yourself

OP is a faggot

I wished him a happy birthday.