I'm about to be homeless any advice also feels thread

I'm about to be homeless any advice also feels thread

buy a hammock, live in a tree

Don't sleep in the same place twice.

I feel for ya mate, I was in a similar position about ten years ago, but I had a job so I rented a trailer for 5 months before finding a house to live in.

Try to get work if you aren't working, try to get better work if you are, try to save for shit like this.

Try to rob something, if u do it cool u got some money, if not u go to jail, cool again can sleep can eat

Stay dry, find shelter ASAP. Stay away from junkies and drugs. There's plenty of resources for the homeless out there depending on your region.

A E S T H E T I C

I'm a fugitive so no job ever just begging.

>Make a sign that says "will suck dick for $1"
>suck a million dicks
>?????
>profit

D E P R E S S I O N

>?????

Stomach Pumping

If it's going to get cold, but a couple sleeping bags (military ones with NSNs that are green (the ones they would issue when we still wore BDUs I mean) or ACU colored) work great. And remember to wear cold weather clothing for PJs.

I read somewhere, with in interview with a hermit, that he claimed you want to get up around 0200 and move around a bit so the sweet inside the sleeping bag doesn't freeze. Though that's for sub-0 temperatures, but I don't know if that's really necessary.

If it's some place warmer, get a small tent and get some place rural enough that you can sleep in the woods but close enough to civilization that you can still buy food, shower, do laundry, etc. I don't know what to do if you're in a city; I figured I'd rather leave than live homeless there.

I'm homeless too (shit sucks), and the VA hasn't turned out to be that much help. (It seemed like something was going to work and then it didn't).

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My sister sucks dick and she makes about $700 per day.

Been through the same recently OP.

Make sure you have shelter, I.E. Tent, dry places like shelters or underneath bridges (preferrably away from cities and such).
Reduce contact with other homeless people as they obviously havent been able to get out of this before you.

Don't be ashamed of your situation and ASK whatever you want to ask.

The only reason why I got out of this mess is because I randomly asked someone if they need help in their company. They did.

Oh yes, one last thing; dont you dare to be picky with what you get, grab the first opportunity you get and do NOT become dependable on another person (that wont help you when shit hits the fan).

Once you get money, you can rent a room/place on campsite/pay to stay on someones couch.

Good luck, can be though when you have to start with nothing at all...

What did you do?

I'm gonna be homeless tomorrow too, OP. Cheers mate. Hope it gets better for you too.

Kappa

Dudes will pay more to face fuck a chick than another dude.

Even if it is a used up grinderskank like your sister.

Do tell

Probation violation for running away from a children's home. It's was either the open road or the 12:00pm train.

dont you have friends or family to stay?

murrican problems

Life's better when you not in a high structure plastic home.

Have a couple friends still in highschool others are barely making it

Try to get some kind of work. Even fast food. Get a gym membership. Cheapest I found was 30 bucks a month. Gives access to free shower and bathroom.

Only 17

Background checks man

i lived in my truck for 2 years. at first it really sucked it was a '79 toyota pickup so the cab was really small

i found an old mattress that somebody left outside on the curb and threw it in the back, that helped. On rainy nights i would tie a tarp over the bed of the truck.

i lived in the northwest US at the time so it was rainy a lot

the worst was people stealing my shit. since i had no way to lock things up (that year of truck was insecure as fuck) i'd always get shit stolen from me when i wasn't around

i got a job washing dishes and saved some money and got a camper top, that was cool cause i could lock it

moved up to cook eventually and got a place

honestly, i kind of miss it sometimes

Get a home

A children's home?
You mean an orphange?

What were you doing there? And why was it a probation violation?

And what's a 12:00PM train?

fuck no... what country do you recide in /brother?

>All the things she has given me has been bought with dick sucking money...

A. Buy a decentish but small tent with as little assembly/parts required
B. Buy the best damned sleeping bag you can get and make sure its rated for below artic conditions and seems sturdy
C.if you have a car take it somewhere warm on its current tank of gas then sell it for what you can as feeding it will kill you
D. No pets until you're established as feeding them costs you money or food you could eat
E. Don't sleep in the same place twice unless its a hobo camp
F. Don't show others your possessions thats how they get stolen, this includes hobo whores (they exist) which means doing your business away from wherever you keep your shit
G. Goes with F. Don't be followed back to your place of residence
H. Get a machete or hatchet or both if you can along with a nice sturdy bludgeon of some sort and smaller knives, the hobo world gets violent real quick
I. Join a commune or see if your local amish are willing to take you, thats free (for work) living that will at first seem like hobo living but is still miles ahead of that lifestyle
J. Don't hesitate. EVER. If you see a guy on the street in a vulnerable position who seems to have cash by all means bash his skull in and loot him, that shit will keep you alive.
K. Make sure you save up shit for winter. Non-perishables, newspaper for insulation, money, extra sleeping places, wood, literally anything to stay warm, fed, or sheltered

If you can train hop properly try to get to alaska ASAP as the crab season starts in OCT. and boats will hire you for slightly less pay than actual workers and shit pays a good bit for decent hauls. JAN as well but thats 3 months away.

See if you have any place you can join as a monk, its a boring life but thats food, clothing, and shelter all for free.

If you have to jail is a valid option as its also food, clothing, and shelter for free.

Gangs often times take care of their own and thats usually shelter and payment if you can do that sort of work.

Depends. Good lookers at gay clubs and bars make $300 for a fuck more often than not and often times free drugs which you can sometimes pocket and sell. Blows for $150.
I've seen $2k for all night stays quite often as well.
Again, this is for GOOD lookers. They won't take uglies for shit and are even more picky than straight customers and their whores but if you got it they actually make 4 times as much in the escort business comparable to female escorts of the same level.

They liked children's home better it was a dressed up orphanage.

Got on probation when I was 13 it was a class c misdemeanor and I was the middleman. They kept me on the other 2 got off they followed me till 15 then my parent got in trouble with the law that landed her 9 years and was left with shit parent they offered me a spot so I said yes. 2 months later she got out. Cont.

Go to the wilderness it will be sink or swim it will make a man out of you

Reddit has a section on advice for homeless

all except j motherfucker, this will get you insta killed. rest of it was good advice though

Turns out they lied I asked if I can go back? No go. Got little to no visitation,fell into depression got a cool therapist, so I left early from a shift from fast food joint and went to go buy new cloths the rest is history. The 12:00pm was a reference to suicide lived right by train tracks ( forgive the edge)
Miss the therapist though.

You fucking deserve it you stupid fuck, you got yourself into this, i hope you like eating garbage, I'll be the tall guy in the Chevy Tahoe who throws a piss jar at you.

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Calm down honky you may scare your brother/son.

>being this much of a pussy that a suburbanite can kill you in a fight where you've got a machete

I did say hobo life got violent, you sink or swim and ALL the hobo's you see that ain't new are damn good swimmers so you best be able to kick ass or you're dead anyways so you might as well try and die rather than do nothing and die cause success is a possibility.

What are your problems /b

go for a cash in hand job, no paperwork, no background checks, no tax

Of course you're a fucking nignog.
This, if you're like me, you pack heat for this exacy reason, don't try rubbing anyone. You never know who's got concealed and who doesn't, that could get you killed, of course if you're a Europoor, those cucks are so weak you could rob them with a pointy stick.

Texas fucking Texas

Oh shit. Just copy exactly what the mexicans or blacks do. Unless you're white.

Im the son of a single drug addict mother with bipolar disorder. It was all fine until she got a DUI while being high on xanax and totaled the car and lost her license. She wont stop smoking pot to get a job and im 18 and am just now being able to get things like my license and first job. She can be verbally abusive sometimes and is just a pain in the ass the rest of the time. We've moved down the east coast and have always lived in the ghetto. There were times where we would tell her someone died or their pet died and she would be high and have to relive the death whenever she sobered up. One time we were going to pick my gf of the time up to hang out for the day and she drove through the bushes in her front yard.

Its not as bad as being homeless but i haven't really opened up about this except to a handful of people.

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I would but I need a fucking guide or someshit and winters coming too and I have no cash fuck plus
No food for 2 days now ( love the figure though)

My life is going well for the most part but I'm currently going thru my first ever heartbreak (long story) and I can't appreciate any of the other good shit going on around me because I'm so down all the time.

It's been 2 months and I'm only getting worse and worse. It's dragging me into a rut and I can't fight it.

I feel like a pussy because there are people out there going thru so much worse shit but heartbreak is genuinely one of the worst states I've been in.

I have no motivation or desire to do anything. I don't care about doing anything.

Obtain a shopping cart

Dude, get a therapist, ASAP.
I've been depressed for a little over a year now, I promised myself I'd get help over the summer holidays and I didn't, I don't know how long I can keep this up, but I don't think It'll be more than 5 years. Seriouly, get a therapist before you end up like me

not talking about loosing that fight fagface, just that you will get shot by police or concerned neighbours.

I second this therapy helps a ton

I've had a therapist before, I'm currently on sertraline too, although I'm being slowly weened off because I was getting much better.

This has just thrown me back into the shit though.

I've been really fucking affected by this in ways I can't describe. It's all I think about. How it could've been. What I could've done differently. Why it happened (I don't even know why tbh really).

You do know this is texas we're talking about, right? OP can get his own gun super easy and police screen away calls on homeless as they don't give a shit.

What do you miss about it

I'm sorry about that I had a lot of drugged up step mother's the best thing to do and it maybe hard is to get her to rehab or let go. I feel for you man

Yea, there is always some country, some nation, some political group or private company looking for people with nothing to lose. Hell you can join ISIS, might get some pussy, I think that's all they would need to promote on this board and a few 100k would pick up arms.

>hand job
back to that are we?

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Texas is like Africa, they will kill you for a parking ticket. You are fucked, get to a east/west coastal state and become a fisherman or something.

In high school I was homeless lived behind my gym in a forest (free showers at gym) and slept in a hammock that had a built in canopy pretty cool miss it. No one knew. Got a job and rented an apartment I still sometimes sleep outside because I miss it so much.

I was homeless for a while. Kinda easy living. Just work a day here and there for cigarette and weed money and your life is chill...

Really it's so easy to find a job you won't be out in the cold for long.

Where were your parents?

Busy shooting up heroin

If you're able, get a car and a gym membership. You have access to showers and shit trough the gym and you can sleep in the car

Join the Military instead

Avoid other hobos unless you want to get shanked. Try to find a hidden place to sleep. Chill in a library during the day, that's what I did.

move towards the equator

>Poor, can't work because of a bum leg, chronic pain from said leg and severe depression
>Not even listed as living with my brother here at home, he gets autismbux
>Grandma owns a house but lives here with us, also gets gubment money

I want in on this shit so badly but I doubt SSI would give me anything because I can't get a diagnosis, have no medical record of the accident that left a fat dent in my leg (hurr durr I just worked through it because I needed the fucking job and I wasn't gonna pay 5k for doctors just to throw painkillers at me) and proving pain is practically impossible

Haven't had a job in a year, getting through shit by making myself as financially small as possible. Living in a dark room with nothing but a laptop and eating just enough to get by is just making me want to kill myself even more. I don't even make a peep because my brother's shitlord dog start barking whenever he hears anything from my room. I'm the house's butler monkey since the only time either of these cunts even talk to me is when they want me to do something they can't, like hauling bricks, grueling yardwork, moving furniture, etc. And to make it even better they're both OCD as fuck and absolutely nothing is ever good enough for them.

I spent 5 FUCKING HOURS yesterday breaking up tree branches by HAND into little bitty sticks because this old cunt wanted it all to fit in the fucking trash can but didn't want me to break her precious fucking tools.

All I need is 500 bucks to move to another state with a buddy, but my pride prevents me from taking anyone's money.

It doesn't pay to be considerate of other people but I can't fucking stop.

Sometimes you gotta fuck your pride like a dolphin.

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