You're out in the village buying sweet rolls when this guy slaps your GFs ass

>you're out in the village buying sweet rolls when this guy slaps your GFs ass

What do?

pause, load, and go somewhere else and bang my girlfriend

In my experience I'm about to visit the stratosphere

Kill him because you used restoration glitch and basically one-shot everything?

hop in my power armor and fly away

>giant hits gfs ass
>gf goes flying to the fucking moon
>run like pussy and shot arrows from a distance until I don't have any left
>run like the pussy I am
>his steps are seventy times bigger than mine
>also I'm on a fucking Ps3 so I have like ten fps
>fuck dis shit
>go flying
>hit ground
>die

>giant always win

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>Skyrim Space Program

>wonder what I'm doing with a GF

By Shor's beard, run. RUUUUN. TO WHITERUN, TELL THE JARL TO MAN THE BATTLEMENTS AND RAISE THE BRIDGE.

Drink skuma then beat her until she's dead

Press ` then type tgm and tcl and smack him with my big fucking hammer untill he dies and I steal his toes to eat or use in potions.

This thread is hilarious

I will Fuss Roh DAHHH his ass.

Fus... RO DAH

Talos save us...

Whats that, user? What did you just say?

I said TALOS, you milk drinker.
Fucking elves...

Aggro him then jump on the rocks outside of white run and cast conjuring spells for three hours until it's maxed.

fuck

Well, i'd could use that spell the crazy wizard from solstheim used to et her down i guess.

Pick up whats left of her and leave

"NEVER SHOULDA COME HERE!"

let him fuck her with his bgc and say thanks after hes done

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Agreed. Allow that beast to blow out her holes completely so I don't have to spend the next decade working so hard to grease her up.