So my best friend just confessed his love for me. I hate faggots. Dubs decides

Send him a legit dick pic

I eat ass

ayyyy

tell him you always wanted to lick his hairy asshole

i want to fuck you in the ass

Wonror

Send dick pic to him

Will OP deliver this winrar?

Reeeeeeeeeee

Winrar

also if trips, add anal only

WINRAR

>OP MUST DELIVAR OR HE IS A FAG

Fuck you guys

Winrar

AND WE HAVE A WINNER, WE NEED A FUCKING THREADSHOT

DO IT!

Fucking WINRAR

Prepare your anus, OP

This

Godspeed user.

Op what will you do when faggot shows up?

KEK

it'll be great op

Fuck him in the ass duh

There is no adjective for the kek I am experiencing now.

Hahahahahaha

Ur fucked

When he shows up be super aggressive and hate fuck him.

Pictures of you sucking his dick.

Hahahahah, sorry OP
Look on the bringht side: you might get laid :'^)

Also rolling for:

Fucking dying of laughter

this

winrar

roll

>OP was not a faggot today by implying he's a faggot to a faggot.

Mind. Fucking. Blown.

fuck with him and record it

lmao

rip

Text him again: I love you too, sweety

user's the only one on Cred Forums about to get laid

...

I want you to shove your cock down my throat so badly.

my fucking sides

Forreal? Didn't expect OP to be an actual faggot

post pics of your faggot friend

OH NO LOL

Winrar v2

Roll

Roll

...

Same XD

This is the first time b/ actually got someone laid. A thousand keks

give him a blowjob

FUCKING WIN, MOTHERFUCKERS

WIN

Checked

I

Next applicable WINRAR!!!

My dubs says you are going to get your dick sucked by homo-bro

Strip him naked and post pics

Trips has spoken

...

Nice trips

omfg shit hahahah WINRAR

fake and gay

well this has gone off the deep end

holy shit

Lmfaoooooooooo

>sweaty

Hahahahaha the one and only funny thing is is that OP will get laid and nobody here will. Ever.

Have fun OP. Also pics or didn't happen

...

"I fap thinking about you all the time"

Tell him to sext you

tell him hed come over if he really cared about you

"No one can know, bro. I'm still in the closet. Are you ok with catching?"

>sweaty

Ouccccch

>sweaty

WINRAR

WINRAR

OP dun goofed

"But I only like to be the passive one."

>sweaty
goodbye sides

fucking
hell

Win

this

This thread is either fake or OP has some big balls

...

>accept sex from someone who already wants it
>Rejected

RIP in pieces, user

I'm juicy thinking about you!

winrar

...

>THIS FUCKING THREAD

holy fuck all these trips my niggas

Lemme eat dat ass

rolllll

The only thing I've ever wanted more than your cock is to taste your asshole.

Rolling.

what the fuck

Close enough!

Lol, so much win

This thread is getting better and better

Also OP is still delivering, the absolute madman.

fucking plz

Send an ass pic?

lmfaooooooo

"can you at least send me a dick pic bb?

OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT

0-100 quick

Hahahahaha this thread is full of win

roll

Send
" i hope you like being the dominate one ;)"

No way he delivers... NO. WAY.

We have to fuck soon or I'm just gonna have to force myself upon you. Your choice.

Faggot detected.

rolling for this

Well done OP for delivering. Not many guys like you left in this world

Wasted dubs

Who you callin' a pinhead?

holy fuck op
There is no return now
Lets all have a last song for op b4 gettin dicked

I made an ocean
To take me away
Back to strawberry fields

And a God that was real
Till he took my sunshine away
I'm a liar at night
I'm a fighter by day
I'm a rolling thunder
On the back of the rain
I'm the smoke in your lungs
I am the black in your plague
I am the one who's taking joy in your pain
No Mercy
No Mercy

Sorry OP

Go over to his place

Wasted dubs.

shittiest text to send.

ROLLL

let me be your sissy

jk I love da pussy faggit

Lemme fill your ass tenderly

...

Op is actually delivering

I want...no... I NEED to blow my load in your ass.

WINRAR

posting in ebic bread, hello there reddit

Trips have spoken

omg no way ive felt the same way about you! can i please lick ur butthole dry? k thx

do this

Its decided

Lol jk. You really think I'm gay? Dafuq is wrong with you, you fuckin faggot?

Roll to not send this

he already did lmao

Disgusting XD

I want to confess you. Listen, remember I was dating 'insert girl's name'? Every time I fucked her in the ass, I was thinking of your sweet hole.

jk I love pussy queer kek

ROLL

Fucking roll

MY FUCKING SIDES
>OPS A FAGGOT WITH A FAGGOT

Reroll

"When the storm passes why don't you cum on over ;-) I've got the lube you best have the tube"

"This is a joke, kill yourself faggot."

Get off Cred Forums kid and go to bed

"Dude same" MY FUCKING SIDES

Anybody still believing this shit should go back to r.eddit with all the actual faggots.

OP is just messaging himself back and forth.

I demand sticky

I luv da pussy doe just kidding fag

Rolling for dis

Send a pic of your pen0r

Hey, i never wanted to admit it but i got a serious scat fetish and all i want is someone to take a hot fat shit on my chest and fart till i gag..

Put me in the crop for /r/Cred Forums

rollin

Send him the link to this thread. He will cry like a fucking baby.

send me a pic of your cock now

>99 again confirms
Too many dubs of faggotry ITT to be coincidence.
OP was meant to be gay.
You can't deny fate, OP.

>I want to...no... I NEED to blow my load in your ass.

Rolling for this

...

Send dick pic

Send pic ill cum to you.

REROLL

I've been fantasizing about you ever since i saw that bulk in your jeans, "insert name here", i want that cock dry up my tight asshole

"I have a small scat fetish. Have you ever shat on a dude and let him clean you after? If not, I want to be your first. Badly."

Op post paypal I gotta send you a prize

Send a dick pic

Send him this

FUCKING TRIPS

OP GO TO YOUR FAGGOT FRIEND'S PLACE, FUCK HIM IN THE ASS AND TIMESTAMP IT

This, a thousand times this

WINRAR op pls deliver

THIS

fаkе апd gау

winner

OP, send him a dick pick NAO

WINRAR

I want you to blow a huge load into my mouth

FUCKING WINRAR

rollo pollo raviolo

>I love you to sweaty
>SWEATY
LMAOO

...

Roll

...

Lmao.

rollipoli

Send
"can you at least send a pic of your dick? Ive always been jealous of you tbh"

"pls no I'm not gay this was my evil twin"

Just a ton of hot shit all over my cock

i knew you are faking. no man would ever say no to fucking because of fucking water.

YES

winrar

I want you to dress me like a polish girl and invade me

Win

this

Winrar OP deliver!!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

"I've always loved you, I'm glad you feel the same."

...

IT IS DECIDED

Oh fuck, this

Can i be in the screencap and not this fag plz

Too many WINRARs

It was destiny.

thank god trips and no dubs

WINRAR

TRIPS DECIDED

FUCKING WINNER

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wtf....

roolling

omg!!!!

>You're fucking done, sweaty.

>that smiley

Trips, this guy ftw

FUCKING WIN

>Bubbly cum

my sides

If singles i will be in screencap

I want to choke on your cock, onii-chan

well this took an interesting turn

so many fucking gets in this thread, i cant hold all these fucking doubles and trips fam. fuck

user pls deliver

>op delviers

...

Roll

i h8 fagutz
kill yourself

someone screen cap this thread

Somebody save this thread! This must live on

Win

i want to lick your feet and feetfuck you till i blow my load all over your stinky soles