Hey Cred Forums, could you watch my chocolate milk for a moment? I gotta go get the mail

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Shit I have some chocolate almond milk, think that'll work?

YES

ANYTHING TO AVOID OP'S WRATH.

Don't worry guys, yeah I got the great value kind cause I'm a broke ass nigga but it's still good.

Already filled the cup, FUCK

Great value is just as good man, don't let any of those money grubbing smith's niggers tell you otherwise

its ok but just remember to fucking book it as soon as op gets home, almond milk is awful, op will kill us

Sorry OP, I'm just so clumsy.

What the fuck is your problem dude?? OP is expecting delicious chocolate milk when he gets back, not this garbage!!!

Fuck you pussy ass vegan shit nigga

Is OP lactose-intolerant?

There can be only one, cunt.

I'm lactose intolerant, asshole, I fucking hate this shit

Whoops.

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YOU FOOL

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Good thing that's great value shit, I got 20 more for $5

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

OP IS GOING TO RAPE YOU

I bought two cause I know ya'll is retarded, this time I'M pouring it.

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Exposed.

Hey guys, OP here. Everything alright. Putting the groceries away, I'll be in in a minute.

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Lactaid works and it's still milk.

STOP, I GOTTA BETTER IDEA

shitshitshit

Cred Forums, I'm home!

Cred Forums?

Are you here?

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ONE MINUTE IM IN THE BATHROOM

Ok guys I'm back, thanks for watching my...

better get him his fucking glass

Don't worry guys, I'll take care of this.

OP, there was never any chocolate milk. Go home to your family, read your kids a story and buy your wife something pretty.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

OP, the window above your kitchen counter is open. Just sayin

WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM*

shit someone lock the door

Yeah fam, no prob, we gucci

Oh that's all right, take your time.

Boy am I thirsty after my long day at the business factory!

Think I'll grab something from the fridge.

ill tell him i put the milk in a plastic cup

LOCK EVERYTHING

*locks door
>proceeds to climb out window

climbs into the toilet and escapes through the sewer

WHY IS MY KITCHEN FULL OF SHIT FILLED GLASSES AND ALMOND MILK?

>Books it the fuck down the street before OP kills him

Also, a nigger with diarrhea crapped in your living room. He also fucked a glass dildo and it broke off in his ass. We called the KKK. Dem nigguhz man

Tor stopped by

muh dick

I knew I shouldn't have trusted you. You let me down Cred Forums, you let me down.

Hey I just...

welcome to Cred Forums faggot

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I'm sorry OP...

Please forgive us.

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Well Cred Forums, I guesse I'll just go back to regular milk.

sorry opie
here drink my orange juice
please forgive us

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Bruh... I got this.

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Sorry, but I....

BAN HIM MOOT COME BACK TO USSSS

>nigga
fuck off lil bitch

this thread gives me hope. actually laughing over here.

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I remember back when these threads used to be semi-entertaining. Now it's just a bunch of faggots...

>Hurr I spilled it

hurr it's that same fucking webm that gets posted on rekt threads and people still are freaking out about it

OP here, I'll give you one last chance. I need to go to the hardware store. If you can handle this, my faith will be restored.

Canada here, I've got a bag of chocolate milk here somewhere...

>Why not white milk

Go back to Canada faggot. This is murica.

What's this ?

The milk is safe

Don't tell OP about me being an aspiring dick drinker. I need to practice drinking substances other than water through my dick.

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tfw USA is turning into a chaotic human zoo
tfw canada will be the next heaven of civilisation
you know im right and im not even canadian