Worst thing you ever did

>worst thing you ever did
I didn't wait for my pizza rolls to cool before eating them

Is that seriously the worst thing you ever did?

Fucked all my friends' chics

You don't think the police will find out do you?

Voted for trump

Skipped school on the last day

Sometimes I just lather and rinse but don't repeat.

Fucked one of my best friends girlfriend when drunk. I remember pieces of it but not the whole thing.

started a band, made terrible "experimental" music, embarrassed myself, became somewhat of a local joke.

my face is now forever tied to a cringy musical project. no one takes me seriously anymore.

Is your town's music community so active that anyone gives a shit?
Where I'm from people forget everyone but the headliner the minute they exit the venue.

Sounds like some Sims shit lol.

In 9th grade art class I use to stroke the hair of a girl I liked. It was fucking creepy and I wish I could remember her name so I could apologize.

i went into a forest near a pond wearing shorts and a t-shirt, and ended up with more than 160 mosquito bites.

It's best to just leaver her be..

Fucked a married woman that had a kid multiple times

And I almost killed a guy by poisoning food he kept stealing from me.

>had a kid multiple times
the same kid multiple times or different kids?

story, pref greentext

Trusted that damned recruiter and academic adviser, both of whom misguided me and are why I'm stuck in the U.S. and didn't major in Computer Science.

damn. that sucks bro.

The Game

I regret it every single day. I just wish I could go back and fix everything.

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nooooooooooooooo

>had a kid multiple times
wtf. so she shoved it back in and squeezed it out again?

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>was hanging out with female cousin
>we were drinking
>sitting on the couch
>im sitting up while she is kicking back with her legs across my lap
>shes wearing shorty shorts
>at some point during watching a movie i was able to position my elbow right on her crotch
>she didnt seem to care
>so throughout the movie i just sort of massaged her crotch with my elbow
>she being a light weight passes out
>iv been stroking my diamond hard drunk boner for like an hour
>its turning purple
>decide fuck it
>lift up the waist line of her shorts and slip hand down it
>she has a big bush
>dug a little deeper and slipped a finger between the lips
>my cousin had been soaking wet the whole time
>cant take it anymore
>pull my hand out
>stand over her and blow the biggest load of my life
>look down see cum on her hands and shirt and neck
>instant regret
>go to the bathroom and beat my self up about it
>unrelenting guilt washes over me decide never again will i do that
>fapped to her pussy smell on my hands for the next to hours

Idk how you guys get off on that so much, its not worth the guilt.

I woke up

Kek sorry guys I'm higher than giraffe pussy. I fucked her on multiple occasions

I robbed my friends house because he's an edgy weeaboo who thinks he's a gangster.

Make sure you're actually getting a leg workout/stretch or it won't work.

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Pulled the tag off my mattress