Whats the best way to legally fuck with a neighbor who keeps calling the cops on you?

Whats the best way to legally fuck with a neighbor who keeps calling the cops on you?

whos got junk mail sign ups and etc

Why do they keep calling the cops on you?

Firebomb the fucker, give the retard a reason to call the piglets.

Full story or stfu.

I throw parties, with low volume music, theyre just white trash cunts

order pizzas to their house
have couches delivered to their house
give them really fucking heavy things as gifts and if they refuse act offended
place random objects on their doorstep everyday

" so i got this and i wanted you to have it *hands anvil* it was my grandfathers, but i want you to have it as thanks for helping me clean up my act"

...

You sound black.

thats not a full story. also, the music had better be slayer.

Idea.
get a firepit
make a fire close to their house (but still in their yard)
throw a bunch of green leaves in and piss in it
?????????????
profit

nah if I was black, i wouldnt have said "legally"

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit... I wish my neighbor would give me an anvil.

direct Jehovah's witness to their house

me to. but its unlikely that they would.

>low volume

If thats true you wouldn't have complaints. Noisy neighbours are the worst

If it's slayer it better be fucking loud

call the cops on him.

You're dumb.

You really want to get them back and get them to stop? Go to the library. Make adds on Craigslist looking for Tranny Gangbangs. Post a pic of some hot guy. Say that you'll host. Then when they message you. Give them the neighbors address.

>When you go to take a shower hit the panic button on your car.
>Leave it honking for the whole shower. >Come outside when finished, still in towel.
>Ask neighbors if they seen anyone near your car, ask how long it's been beeping.

If they call the cops on you for that, there is nothing they can do. Someone must have messed with your car. Tell the cops you've been having problems with those neighbors.

Why don't you just not be a shit neighbour

This. If the cops come to your door, tell them that you pissed off your neighbors once by cussing them out because their dog kept shitting in your yard. Now they keep calling in bogus calls on you.

Done deal.

freeze a tray of piss and slip it under their door

Black isn't a sound retard.

Are you sure that Blacks aren't sound retards?

How big is the gap under your fucking door?

skid level idea, but use kali linux and aircrack-ng to continually boot them off of their wifi (if they have one and are close enough to you)