New celeb thread. More pics, less silly arguments edition

debating that asses that look like someone strapped 2 paint cans to their rear is what asses are SUPPOSED to look like isnt silly

Should be a part of the presidential debates

MEW's body has strange effects

>sees girl
>calls fag

Why? There's a 20 second gap.

learn to greentext fag

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just weird

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mmm!

But it's not, someone just posted a duplicate 20 seconds after seeing someone else post it.

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not really. i was second poster and i saw it being posted as my was uploading already

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So, you're samefagging, no big deal.

>you will never be crushed to death underneath MEW's feets

:'(

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I just told you I'm not

Her face looks like a dude

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good for you

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Not as much as Emma Watson, and she gets spammed for some reason.

So you start argument, then accuse me of samefaggin and then you say you dont care. Well, you must have some issues man, wanna talk about it?

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OP

be the bigger man and stop replying. you'll just derail the thread with this stupid bickering.

She reminds me of that one time I was checking out a girl but when she is turned around it ended up being a guy
>fapfapfapfap

Nuh uh

Surely I will derail when I keep posting actual celebs and not making useless sage shit

Camren Bicondova ..love dat tight booty!!

Indeed snap I guess

Dat ass tho

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I'm saying if you keep replying he'll keep replying and then the thread will be shit. But it's already headed that direction so whatever, go on and bicker.

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I will smack my dick across your face

You, sir, have no idea what it is you are talking about.

dat ass indeed

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Hey pedo, how does it feel to know that if you ever fuck what you find attractive you'd go to jail and get raped daily?

a face made for fucking

M-My mistress Jessica Alba has t-t-told me there's n-nothing she likes better after a long h-h-hard day of bringing in the M-bills than wr-wrapping her hands around my b-beta throat and choking me t-to within an inch of lifelessness... I-I always t-tell h-her these s-sessions m-make m-me f-feel very uncomfortable b-but she j-just sm-smiles saying, "The door is there! Take your broke ass out any time you want!"... I-I feel s-so beta-broken when she shouts at me l-like that a-as though sh-she doesn't c-care about m-me and th-thinks h-her l-life w-would b-be s-so much b-better if a sponge-master l-like me w-wasn't in it... I-It's true sh-she i-is w-wealthy, beautiful and famous while I am the flip s-side of th-the coin... I-I'm j-just a p-poor, uninteresting and regular d-dude...

The Avril of peace appears. Everyone agrees she is hot.

Holy shit my dick

bug-eyed monster

not with those shit tattoos she isn't

Don't remember anymore who she is

yum

and a chance to marry her

Hnnnggg..

have you seen her new tits? they're so fantastic.

Quiet, faggot.

The pizza?

cuteness

What's wrong user? A heart attack or orgasm?

I wanna taste G feet

If you play your cards right and make shitty Canadian music, it is possible.

Both.

ugly and distracting
that's all I can look at

I just came all over my keyboard

Celebs with pizza?

You must scare girls you fuck when you cum

G :)

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Looks like a shaved dwarf with that nose.

I normally don't.

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I w-w-wish I had one d-day in m-m-my life to w-waste doing s-s-something s-so retarded-ed-ed

Welfare m-must be a d-d-dream

Only when in the throat

They usually tell me to get the Fuck off them

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Christ, me too

She does have gnomish qualities..

she is going to get sand in her shoes!

Funny how the dude dumped her shortly after this

I don't think she cares

I wish you could take the place of my neighbor when we had him crawl in that cage.

No. They are just surprised then. Not scared.

What a crazy bitch!

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You don't tell them?

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Probably got fed up with her desperate attention whoring.

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I do. But it's a strange feel probably.

you f-forgot to s-s-tutter f-faggot

who dat?

Deepthroating kinda hurts my dick, what about you?

lupita nyong'o

I tell them I'm nowhere close before violently cumming

Wrong one, homie.

Nah he just hit it and quit it

Hmm, never happened to me that it hurts.
Always felt great.

Like what?

Like power-spraying a massive shit all over my bed

Quit it for a reason. She has tons of baggage and is probably a psycho.

What do you mean?
What felt great? Or what it felt like?

2nd one

>baggage
Elaborate?

DID SOMEONE SAY SILLY ARGUMENT THREAD?!?

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I want those toes in my mouth

I always zhink it feels a bit like sex. But not that tight but the tongue makes up for it.

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Child star, abusive mom, slutty sister as a role model, chopped up her tits.

Same..

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If the girl can take you that is

What?

Interesting.

Not all girls can/will deepthroat

Oh. True. Had to teach some. Didn't try it with each girl I had.

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She said I-I j-just crawled o-out of the garbage b-bin w-with a full diaper and decided to torment her life with my e-existence... I arbitrarily chased h-her down l-like a jackrabbit and forced h-her with my lies and chicanery t-to fall in love; "For this," she says, "I will forever despise your poor ass."... Sh-She always throws m-my p-poor o-origins in my f-face whenever she h-has the opportunity...

Those are short shorts

Fuck their faces like a toy?

Yes, exactly.

Ever got some puke?

No. You?

No, but I wouldn't mind

>Keep expecting alterhacker

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Fetish?

A little I guess. What are yours?

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Is Tay really bi?

Feet and tongue.
To each their own.
A little?

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Tongue in what way?

I-I will admit a beta-junkie l-like m-me w-went a-a tiny b-bit overboard wh-when p-pursuing her r-romantically b-but who wouldn't?... She i-is a-a great p-prize and I-I'm s-so h-happy to h-have h-her as m-my Mistress De Sade...

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Boobjob confirmed?

If she licks all over my face, licking her tongue or tongue kissing.

She's full on gay. None of her relationships with men make it past the first phase while she goes on exotic vacations surrounded by Victoria's Secret models.

Dunno looks like she put on like 20 lbs. She's sucking in her gut in that picture.

She really likes the tall model chicks.

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Oh yes.

Love, or is Tay a big pillow queen?

who dat

Supergirl silly

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more ryry feets

And all over your dick of course

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Alright.
That should be a standard.

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Imagine those lips around you.

Where'd the Tayposter go to?

His mom told him to take out the garbage. He'll be back soon.

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Lovely.

Mhh..

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Any more Cara webms dude?

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Especially psuedo-intellectual feminist types.

1 more but it's 2.79 MB

that was my dad, just so you know

That sucks. I'll post a cute pic out of sadness.

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>cara will never hold your joint

I... want her to hold a little bit more than that.

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youtube.com/watch?v=bM2AOaFS2wI

I really want to fuck Ryan's titties

Same. They are perfect.

Just seeing your cock poke out the top, hnggg

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Are you nofap Carabro?

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A perfect view. Mhhh..

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=0QQQBLyo8ug

who is this

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I thought there was hair on my screen. Prove me Wrong.

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Thank you Ms Whora

Her eyes are further apart than me and the end of the milky way.

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Love her ass!

save...the galaxy...on...Orion's..........belt...

who cares about her feet, I wanna be crushed under her ass

Tay ate her tight butt

You fucking beat me to it

You didn't Even check yourself

I'm not.

Funny you mention it. That's where her home planet is located.

I can't predict the future.

better luck next time

Hnnnnngh

BULLSHIT!

All Carabros are good in my book anyway!

Hi.

I don't blame her

I doubt that.

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Believe me user.

I wonder who would win in a fight, Cara's herpes or Rita's hepatitis.

Here they are together recently.
Doubt what?

Why?

I just love her body

What do you think?

The best kind user

G has the legs for them

Yo didn't check yourself either, that's why.

So Taylor is herpes now

God I'd love to fuck em both

It's bad enough that they only colorized her but why didn't they even do her hair?

Yeah, but I'm not a liar.

They're both lesbians user

Beyonce Jones

I had some g gifs but all over 2mb. Fucking hiro

...and?

Cara said she's more attracted to men and said she can only see herself settling down with a man.

So you say I can predict the future?
Last digit is a 7.

Wasn't she engaged to Annie?

Fuck me

You deserve a blowjob for that

Any of her feets?

95% of my 1,200 webms are over 2 MB.

No

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That's just what she said in an interview like a year ago.

Of Ryry hopefully.

I thought that was a boy when she first appeared on the show. Turns out it was just an ugly kid

Yes I have the one where she has her legs behind her head from dog with blog, but it's like 3mb

She was in a long term relationship with St Vincent...

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Can u imagine the feeling

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I totally can... mhhh.

good god damn

She has the cutest feet

Try not to cum

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fags

So true. They look so soft too

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>try not to
Yeh, I won't even try to resist.

thought that was lucie wilde at first

300 posts later go fuck yourself.

I feel your pain. I had all my pics compressed to just under 4

Hnnnggg..

And then the pleasure is over

Compressed because fuck hiro

But comes again.

I want her toes wrapped around my cock. Fuuuuck