Hey Cred Forums. What's the best sex you've ever had?

>got a blowjob 5 years ago
>too drunk to cum

never

Was dating a tall Puerto Rican 3/10
Went to her parent's house at 11pm when they were away
Fucked each others brains out until five in the morning.

My married fuckbuddy.

We usually get stoned first and once she gets horned up. She'll start off by giving me a footjob. I usually go down on her until she cums a couple times then she goes full porn star on me. she rims my ass while stroking my cock and then lets me plow her asshole while she calls me daddy.

Her husband has no idea lmao fucking cuck

pic related her pussy

My hand.. every damn time...

Bruh..

This is the best ive ever had

Who is the guy fucking her? No homo, just for science.

19 year old fuck and chuck. I've never busted so many nuts in my fucking life

First time. Got stoned. Girl wearing skirt pulled panties aside and sat on my dick, my pants still on but pulled down. I came after a minute, deep inside of her. She waddled to the bathroom and queefed out my seed. I was 13, she was 16(?).

this only
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Russian chick

Or 52 yr old

yea bra been married 16 yrs best has been with wife just recently out in gulf of mexicowith people around. and had some good lays before that. Had a titty fuck from a massage asian that was a mindblower back in 90's.

alpha

my wifes best friend. It was a threesome but damn was she good

I have questions about that..
How common are massage tug jobs?
Where do I find a legit one?
Risk of police?
Pricing?
Totally want to try it

Woke up and fucked my ex gf while she was asleep. She was moaning and stuff so I thought she woke up, but it turns out she was asleep the whole time and then woke up to her orgasm. Then she fucked me again. We both thought it was the hottest shit ever so I kept sleep fucking her. Sometimes she'd wake up and sometimes she wouldn't but I think we've both had rape fantasies so it was always really good sex.

No risk of police.
Maybe $100 on top of the cost of massage. Where do you live?

my ex sister in law with my ex in the bedroom on the computer

Dallas..
You a cop? Thats a cop-like answer

With your mom

stop being so paranoid the police don't fucking care if some fat neckbeard gets a handy from a thai ladyboy

Dude its not that hard. Go to a messeuse place get a massage. the one i go to you get down in your underwear. they massage you when they get to your balls they negotiate with you. here in korea its like 10,000-20,000 won (10-20$) for a fuck as long as you have a average cock. if bigger you pay more...my case....paid around 40 bucks....but it is like 5 dollar handjobs

I love starting to fuck a sleeping girl. Never had one sleep through it but it's so hot.

...

The first time I got my cock sucked by a faggot. Damn did he know how to suck, I blew my load in 4 minutes

>fuckbuddy was over
>we fucked, ate dinner
>it was snowing pretty bad
>she didn't want to drive in the snow
>we're both cool with her staying the night
>we fuck again and go to sleep
>i wake up with a raging hard on at like 3am
>i rub in on her ass because why not
>she grabs my dick and starts stroking it, her back is still to me
>she mumbles "lay on your back"
>she climbs on my dick
>rides me like she'll never have sex again
>it takes every ounce of strength to not cum early
>she's moaning like crazy, she's usually pretty quiet
>she cums, shaking like crazy
>she falls onto me with all her weight
>kisses my neck and thanks me for the orgasm
>tells me i can cum in her if i want
>i'm about to blow anyway
>i rock my hips a little and cum in like 5 seconds
>she laughs and gets off of me
>she falls asleep almost instantly, snoring kinda loud
>i fall asleep
>i ask her about the sex the night before
>she tells me she doesn't remember it, but has been told she sleep fucks by other guys

my mind was blown that she was having a sleepwalking like episode. we've done it a few times since. she never remembers, but is cool with it.

Dude Im in Dallas too, and there this one place across from New Fine Arts off the NW Hwy. Ive never been, but the restaurant i worked in the kitchen (bunch of spics) would talk about banging the chicks there ANALLY for like $60-100. what got me worried was that some of them did it w/o any fucking protection and they were not lookers, greasy as a motherfucker, but you get the idea. look up massage parlor off nw hwy or drive to the new fine arts over there and look across the street....thats the place.
>UR WELCOME

sex is overrated, BUT THE HAND!

Best sex was with this little 20 y/o who'd been a virgin before me. She was religious and conservative but the moment she got aroused she lost control--very wet and very into it. Half the time she'd initiate things. And she always felt bad afterwards; sometimes she'd cry. She'd be so ashamed of herself. I started to get aroused by her shame.
So what made it the best sex for me was, after fucking, sometime she'd go down on me, get me hard again, and we'd go a second time. Totally unprompted. The fact that this girl was so addicted to cock that she'd be willing to taste her own pussy on my dick just to be fucked, when she'd been crying just before, was amazing.

My sister got like this when she was addicted to painkillers and Ambien. Not that I have any personal experience.

Wife dressed up as a fox girl (ears, tail, cute maid outfit, the whole 9 yards) and surprised me when I got home

Lots of smiling, being very playful, rubbing her face against me,... aroused the fuck out of me before I ever took my pants off

By the time I slammed my dick into her she was dripping down her leg. I'd never seen her so wet

I pounded her with enough force to melt steel beams. There's still a hole in the wall from it. After I got off I couldn't get aroused for 3 days afterwards -- I was still recovering from the most explosive load of my life

this is sexy as hell.

i'd be so turned on if a girl that was just crying started willingly sucking me off.

as far as i know she isn't using any pills.

i have to know how you know your sister was like that.

A stripper whos husband had divorced her just after thier child was born. She hadnt sex in the nine months since the divorce. It was amazing, she was tight and had a lot of pent up sexual frustration that she let all out on me.

Ex and I came home roaring drunk. She had forgotten to take her birth-control and we didn't have any condoms. She suggested anal. Neither of us had tried it and we didn't know what we were doing. I slathered a bunch of vaseline on her ass, fingered her a bit and then went to town. Both of us came buckets. I've had anal sex with other girls since and it has always sucked. I don't know what went right that night, but I'll probably never find it again. I guess it was the fact that we were drunk and horny.

When my gf at the time was able to handle me cumming in her throat.

She's now my wife.

I can't divulge that information, I wouldn't want to get in trouble. It certainly isn't because I'd go in her room and use her as a private fuckdoll when I knew she'd dosed herself.

In my butt by a big alpha guy that dominated me, dressed me up like a girl and referred to me as "bitch" :3

GF doing pretty much that, squatting on my cock. but she had a lot of leg strength, so she could do it slow. Painfully slow. Basically edging the fuck out of me until I fucking exploded inside of her everytime.

fucked OP's Mom in her ass while his Daddy licked my balls

When i first used both hands

Fucked my best friend, realized she's an animal in the sack. She's my wife now.

The first time another guy made me cum just from anal was probably the most intense orgasm I've ever had.

Oh it was so good. Also she didn't like dirty talk, it embarassed her, but sometimes she just couldn't hold back and would whisper 'fuck me.' I'm pretty sure if I'd amped up the dirty talk and done things like called her a slut, she'd have responded to it fantastically--but I also know she'd shut down and be angry afterwards.

>Cred Forums
>sex

C'mon, don't be a fag about it

Good God that's hot, especially being all cute and in character and shit hy the sounds. I've fucked my partner while she was in cat ears, and in a maid outfit, but never both.

Would absolutely kill for her to dress up in cat/fox ears and tail, maid outfit, and those thigh highs that don't need the clips. God damn user you lucky bastard.

OK, fine. When I knew she had taken her pills I'd wait a while and then go in her bedroom. I'd take off anything she hadn't already removed and I'd play with her tits and pussy for a while before fucking her. I was nervous at first but she usually stayed blacked out. Sometimes she'd wake up, but it was only half-consciousness, and she never seemed aware of what was going on; she'd call me by different names and was never alarmed. She never remembered anything the next day.

Do you have any pics of this
this is fantasy

21 year old slut with amazing tits.
Raped her and she never called back

Girl I dated about three years ago was probably a 4.5/10. Nothing special to look at... But HOLY HELL! She knew how to fuck!

She was taking Palates and yoga classes to lose a little weight. Ended up developing REALLY strong PC muscles.
She could clamp down on my dick and (no shit) make me bust in about 30 seconds flat. It was like going from normal sex to having your dick in a fist whenever she wanted.

She'd make me cum as fast as she could for fun. She had some self esteem issues so I think it was a power thing for her. I had to get really good at eating pussy to wear her out before we fucked. Then we could go for a while.

But damn. That pussy was worth its weight in gold.

With a fat teenage girl in 2006

18 year old ex when I was 28... I had Ben dating her for a few weeks and had helped her mom and sister move into their own place. While moving it was getting late so the set up an inflatable bed in the living room for me. During the middle of the night my ex snuck out and climbed in with me. A little heavy petting and I go down on her and she gets very vocal spasms a bit then rides me until I cum. She grabs on to my cock and passes out. I remember trying to roll over but she would stir from her sleep and get pissed and squeeze my cock. Her mom found us that way in the morning, and made us breakfast.

With my ex.

Was rubbing the end of my cock on gf's clit, she asked me to just do that instead, so did that until she came a few times, then grabbed her by the hips and because of how wet she was it slid in like a whole bottle of lube had been used, she gasped so loudly and I held her down by the throat and fucked her so hard that the bed legit moved position

ugly girls know how to fuck.

i fucked a girl that was definitely a 3/10. she rode me like i had the last dick on earth.

One time my girlfriend convinced me to go to an anime convention and cosplay. We were staying in a hotel room with about six other people and couldn't get any privacy. We came back to the room and it was totally empty so I threw her on the bed and we fucked in costume. It was short and sweet and to the point but it was super intense because we had no idea when everyone was going to be back. Finished with plenty of time left and we walked right out and back to the con. Fucking awesome.

fucking ex gf with her on top, her parents were 1 room down the hall and she left the door open, was riding me hard as fuck with her body straight up and grabbing her own tits and shit. told me to cum in her

got her pregnant. aborted that fucker

90lb thai girl who was flat as a board, and as crazy as a fucking shithouse rat.

No boobs to speak of and about as tall as a 12 year old, but the most perfect little bubble butt I've ever seen in m life. She took a shine to me when I was out drinking. She barely spoke any english, but when she grabbed my hand and pushed it under her skirt to feel her pussy, I took the hint.

I fingered her the entire taxi ride back to my apartment, while she buried her face against my chest. I was a bit drunk so I didn't care, but the driver obv. knew what was up.

Usually thai girls like to shower and make out and chit chat before doing the deed, but this chick literally lept onto me the moment I got her alone. Into my arms and wrapped her legs around my waist while grinding.

She made the cutest noise I've ever heard when I pried her off of me in order to get my jeans open an my cock out. This little whiney pout, like she couldn't stand the thought of not clinging to me.

She was soaking wet, and I took her bareback. She locked her ankles around my back and pulled me in. What followed was 3 goddamn hours of the most insane, sweaty, aching sex of my life. I thought I was going to die, but she just kept getting me hard again and again. I came inside of her every time, until there was nothing left. She -demanded- that I cum inside, and if I ever showed a hit of slipping out as I was shaking and about to orgasm, she ground herself onto me till I was as deep as possible.

At some point I abandoned any attempt at being decent and polite to her, and just starting raping her like she was a total victim. Holding her down, grabbing her wrists, her neck, pushing her face into the pillows while pounding her. I was half pissed that she was such a handful, and half mad with some sort of biological compulsion to breed this crazy little nympho and give her what she wanted so badly.

I was sore for a week, and covered in hickeys and scratches from her nails.

that sounds hot
but also I think you have a Thai son now

lol, conventions do stuff to girls' sex drives.

my ex was a huge anime nerd. we ended up having threesomes with two of her friends at different cons in costume. we always did couples cosplay and her one friend was like "i always wanted to fuck (names of anime characters)".

a friend of ours that we used to go to cons with was always taking chicks he met on the floor back to his room.

i miss my weeb ex sometimes.

My girl was getting our son dressed when he was just a few months old. I don't know what came over me but I came up behind her to hug her, and started kissing her neck the way she likes. Then I started playing with her tits. She leaned back against me and tilted her head back. Meanwhile the kid is just rockingon his little table, looking up at us.
She says "we should really stop" but I've already got a hand on her fly, undoing her jeans, and when I slipped my hand in her panties she spread her feet apart so I could get in. She was soaking wet. I rubbed her clit for several minutes til she came. She told me that was enough but there was no way I could stop then. I pushed her pants down, then mine, and she leaned a bit over the table our son was laying on and let me fuck her from behind. She tried to hold still as I rammed her hard, squeezing her cunt on me. I couldn't last long.

She was pissed with me for a while after that but it was worth it.

I still fuck her regularly, but I pretend that I am a business traveler so that she leaves me alone on the texting app. Otherwise she will spam me non stop from the moment she wakes up, to the moment she passes out from exhaustion.

She gets legit crazy if I don't fuck her at least once a week. Last time we went for 2 weeks without fucking, and she tried to get on my cock while we were in the taxi, and I had to scold her like she was a child.

I mean she has an actual brain problem related to sex and her need for cock, but I'm thrilled that her attention is directed at me.

I am somewhat worried about he becoming a stalker or trying to kill me or something. I can manhandle her easily enough so its not a huge concern.

>some penthouse letters bullshit

here is the reality of your thai girl experience, which you don't remember clearly due to the alcohol:

efukt.com/21671_When_in_Thailand.html

Dont have no pic, but one night, I was at a club and drunk as fuck, I met the ex of my former best friend (who wasnt completely over her). We talked a lot ended up kissing an went to my place were we fucked like animals till my bed crasehd..true story.

I guess it was so intensive cause we both knew we did something terrible wrong.

Funny thing is, he told me, that she always insits to use a condom when they had sex and she didnt wanna blow him cause she thinks its disgusting...well we didnt use a rubber and I finshed it in her mouth, so...not bullshitting.

she basically let you rape her. i'd be down for this.

Can't really pinpoint a specific time but current gf wifey material is best fuck I've had.

Being young and white while being in Thailand is like living in a penthouse letter.

My description of that event was incredibly tame and trimmed to fit within 2000 characters. You would be even more of a jealous motherfucker if I had more room to write.

There were so many, but those two are special:

First time doing a menage with my gf. It was kind of awkward and I had problem keeping it up once. The other girl wasn't much into it and tried to make a competition of who could cum/make the other cum best. After that, I started fucking my gf prone bone while both kissed belly down. My gf started cumming and I was getting close. I pulled out and started fucking the other girl for shear revenge. When I tried to hold the cum down, she twearked her but like three times, and the three of us came toghether.

Me and my gf got a std this day, but this was so worth it.

The other one was today. We were supposed to have a menage today but the girl had to travel. We've been texting kinky stuff since monday, and even though I came twice in that time, my cock was swollen and hard for this whole week. I fucked my gf today and I never came so hard, my body was shaking like those prostate orgasm videos and I was like drunk for 20 minutes. Even though it's been one or two hours my dick head is still tingling.

In short, the load I was saving and was produced by two girls was unleashed all at once. I always feel some cum left over in the urethra until I piss, but today even that was emptied

I did that once when gf was on period, but I was teased until I came on her clit. I only managed to do it twice but it was marvelous

met a couple of slutty milfs in vegas and fucked the shit out of both of them...

with the love of my life.

Co worker's fiancee is a size queen
This fucked him up bad
I flirted with her and told hdt I was gargantuan
She drooled and texted over and over
Got her over my place
Took 100mg viagra and stroked my self
Go go gadget giga dick
Doorbell
She walks in
Im in shorts
Made her anticipate
She notices log of meat underneath shorts
She drools harder (metaphorically)
I fuck the ever loving shit out of her throat
She rubs her self while sucking
I stop her from frenzied masturbation
I put her on my bed
She ia still clothed
I take off her panties and slide my thick fist of a dick in her pussy and keep pushing in
She can't believe the infinite stretchin
Past her cervix a wall of meat
Im not even balls deep
I fuck the ever loving shit out of her so hard she lost it and went mental
She throbbed and came from penetration which made me fuck her harder
Started pinching and choking and slapping
She is growling like a monkey literally unattractive moan
As punishment I pound her even harder and explode inside of her filling her up
I pull my dick out and scoop cum then wipe it on her face
She sticks yer tongue out and says "god you are so amazing"
I never had an ego boost that strong
Went to kitchen and spiked her drink with mdma
Fucked her for 7 hours with breaks all night long
By hour 6 she was speaking in tongues
I shit you not this actually happenes
>mfw no one in the world will believe
>mfw no one to brag to
>mfw current gf can barely have me because "we're incompatible size wise"

any good, user?

Gay...

Sure thing, buddy.

can we get a dick pic?

Did something similar with my ex. We were staying in her family's beach house and we never had the chance. When everyone left to buy some groceries I took the chance and fucked her on the bathroom floor. We where humping in the sea for a few days and I hadn't even masturbated in that time. I was over in a minute or so, she was so pissed kek

>past her cervix
wtf. you're right. no one will believe you.

I fucked my old boss. Once I joined the marines she added me on FB and we talked a little. One day I told her I was going on leave back home and she insisted we hang out. I'll spare some details but we got into her room and she put on the movie sex drive or whatever it's called and one thing led to another. It was the most incredible pussy of my life. Especially because I used to always wish I could fuck her but I was 17 at the time and she was 28 so I thought it'd never happen. But when we fucked I was 19 and she was 30. I literally day dream about it. We fucked the whole weekend. Now she's married with and has a child :(

Would but gf is sleeping next to me and the commotion will wake her up
If you want drop your kik ill timestamp you tomorrow when she's out
Man that girl from ghe memory literallt lost it like I had to spend one hour of convincing to kick her out of my place the next day
She had a whole stalker phase and coworker gt involved it was very messy
But definitely ghe best fuck of my life
I went ass to mouth with her while my dick was tinted brown (hue)
She was an utter fuckdoll
I thank all gods she didn't get pregnant as I dumped a lot of loads in her pussy that day (don't remember how many maybe 3-4)

People always say chicks on the chubbier side (not obese) could suck the best cock. I hit my elementary crush up on FB one time and got to talking and eventually hung out. Before we met for the date she said she could guarantee she would give me the best blow job of my life. We drove out into the desert and she sucked me off in the backseat of my car. My eyes rolled into the back of my head because it felt so fucking amazing. Driving home I laughed in my head confirming chubby chicks do give the best head. My wife doesn't hold a candle to the BJ darla gave me.

>hang out with girl a lot in high school
>moves away for college, stays in college town after graduating
>gets married
>see each other once or twice a year
>one day I get a phone call, "hey user I'm in town lets get a beer!"
>she comes over, end up getting shithoused drunk while watching movies
>start cuddling on couch
>start making out
>go back to my room
>she starts sucking my cock
>I lick her pussy
>jam my cock inside her
>her pussy is super tight around my cock
>fuck hard, she cums
>I cum moments later, and hilt it in her pussy trying to shoot as much cum as deep in her as possible
>she spends the night
>fuck again the next morning
>fill her pussy with cum again
>fuck three or four more times over the next year and a half or so
>she starts getting new side dick, gets fucked by new guy and husband simultaneously
>don't see her very often any more
>still send her videos of me fucking and getting sucked by current girlfriend

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lol, i don't need a dick pic that bad