>Be me >Make the mistake of signing up for yoga >Literally only man in class >QT-3000 on matt in front of me - Amazing feet >We all bend over and arch our backs, can see up her shirt and her butt flex >All I want are those feet >Lean in a bit further for a little sniff >heaven.jpeg >Told to hold the 'downward dog' (stupid fucking name) pose for five minutes >Can't take her feet's teasing much longer >Her toes wriggle as she tries to keep balance >I know what they want >Lean in and lightly kiss her sole >No one noticed >Decide to give them a little lick >She noticed, kicks me in the face - apparently it tickled >"user, what the heck?" >Everyone is looking at me now >Pretend to have fallen, land on her feet and calves >"Oh no. I lost my balance, sorry." >Jackpot >Everyone looks back to the yogi >She smacks at me a little as I rub myself against her feet >Removed out from yoga class
Don't be retarded man, just offer any college girl like $20 and they'll let you smell, lick and jizz on their feet. I've been doing it for 10 years now.
Nathan Perez
explain
Camden Lewis
But what if they say no and tell an authority on campus?
Kevin Foster
why is this painful to picture?
Kevin Howard
There's nothing wrong with offering.
Adrian James
Nothing can happen to you. You didn't make any physical contact or threats, so it literally doesn't matter.
It's easy to get something you want when you give them something they need. I've had a girl suck my dick for a cig before.
Julian Cox
/cringe
Matthew Flores
this is so true, you should all try it
Lucas Murphy
>"Its a gas" is a neologism popularized by the alt-right website Cred Forums.com. It is typically used in regards to the "Loss" comic, the oft maligned webcomic from auteur William F. Buckley, to mean "great fun at OP's expense"