Be me

>Be me
>Make the mistake of signing up for yoga
>Literally only man in class
>QT-3000 on matt in front of me - Amazing feet
>We all bend over and arch our backs, can see up her shirt and her butt flex
>All I want are those feet
>Lean in a bit further for a little sniff
>heaven.jpeg
>Told to hold the 'downward dog' (stupid fucking name) pose for five minutes
>Can't take her feet's teasing much longer
>Her toes wriggle as she tries to keep balance
>I know what they want
>Lean in and lightly kiss her sole
>No one noticed
>Decide to give them a little lick
>She noticed, kicks me in the face - apparently it tickled
>"user, what the heck?"
>Everyone is looking at me now
>Pretend to have fallen, land on her feet and calves
>"Oh no. I lost my balance, sorry."
>Jackpot
>Everyone looks back to the yogi
>She smacks at me a little as I rub myself against her feet
>Removed out from yoga class

Didn't want to take yoga anyway.

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What a gay little story

Gas all footfags

more stories?

hahahahahhaha

Being a footfag is a gas!

Don't be retarded man, just offer any college girl like $20 and they'll let you smell, lick and jizz on their feet. I've been doing it for 10 years now.

explain

But what if they say no and tell an authority on campus?

why is this painful to picture?

There's nothing wrong with offering.

Nothing can happen to you. You didn't make any physical contact or threats, so it literally doesn't matter.

It's easy to get something you want when you give them something they need. I've had a girl suck my dick for a cig before.

/cringe

this is so true, you should all try it

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> bj for cig
enjoy your std. she probably sucks dick all day long

Fuck man

Yeah it was probably a bad idea at the time.

You wouldn't tell lies on the Internet, would you?

This

Actually there are plenty of youtube channels that do this. Letmattcupdoit was a god.

how did they smell? I need to join a yoga class. Just need to contain my boner.

That anons story is more believable than OP. Bitches will do anything for cash.

any of his videos up? or any other youtubers? I just have a hard time believing girls would do it for $20. especially cum on them

instagram/footbear

How do you have a hard time believing that if girls give blow jobs for much less?

You have to dig on youtube but letmattcupdoit has a minor pornhub presence, he tickles girls though.