Hello Cred Forums, I'm new here and I have a few questions. First...

Hello Cred Forums, I'm new here and I have a few questions. First, what is kek and how do I make my words green like I see so many of you doing. Lastly, what are dubs? Thanks!

New as well... welcome lol

>"What are dubs?"
>Gets dubs
Not sure if bait, or witchcraft either way. I don't like it.

Checked

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What are dubs?

˙sɹɐǝʎ 0Ɩ ɹoɟ ǝɹǝɥ uǝǝq ʎluo ǝʌɐɥ I 'ooʇ ƃɐɟʍǝu ɐ ɯɐ I

"kek" is for some reason the new way of saying "lol"

>put a right increment ">" before a line of text and it will turn green

Don't trust this poster, he is obviously a spider.

>Welcome
>Now get out. Before it's too late.

Kek comes from world of Warcraft. It's orkish for lol

This thread is scaring me

spider detected

>dubloons

spider pls go

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Does spooder have puspus?

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>green

ĤŐŴ ĎŐ ŶŐÚ ĞŔĔĔŃ ŤĔЖŤ?

Ț̰̥̹o̡̰̜ ị̵̻̱ń̘̭͙v͈̮̦̦͔̱̦o͝k҉̬̞̝͖̪̞ḛ̵̮ t̖͈͚̰̠̩͈h̴̟͇̩̙͔͈̱e̳ ̳̯̹͉̖̜h̸ive͈̠͈̕-̷̟ͅm̲͓̲i̦̕n̖d͉̯͡ ͕̰͉͢r̥̣̠̰͚̰e͍̫͎p̵̭̭̟̣res̼e͏n̺̱̤̪̩͈͝t̩̩̳͘i̟̻͎̻n҉g̫̻ ̜̭̥̗̜̳c̛̹̫͍̥̫̼h̫͖ͅa̡̼o͖͔͍͎s̳̖.̡̥̮̱̼̠̣̠
͙̪̬̫Į̯ṉ̣̲̹̪̙v̳̭͇͟o̺̦̯̫̯̦̫͜k̵̲i̤̯͇̭n͕̲̠͕͔̞g̷͍̝ ̗̘͎̱͇͎̤th̙͉̖̥e̻͙͙͔ ̮͚̭͚͇ͅf̜̪͍͞ͅee̫̥̤͈̻̦̟l͜i̹͍̝̟̺n̥̰g̭̼̘͕͇̲̺ ̙̮̣o͚̳̮̯̞f͍̰ ̝̤̠͙͚c̛̬̜̺̝̥̤̟h̘͚a͔̙̱͍̜̱͍o̮̟͙͈͙̜s̘͈̤.̧
͙̻̩Ẉ̲͕̣̠̭̳i̦̟̣̲̩̳͟t̬̟̣͖̪̩͇͟h̢̭̻̬ ̠̦͚̱̣̬͓o͚͔̳̘ù͙̹t̠̩̬͜ ̡̮͔̻ͅóṟ͙͜d͓͈̙͈͈̯ͅe̲͙͖̜͓r̖͖̤.
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͙̟̫̭̦͔̱H̗͓͚̫̯͕̮̀e̶̪͓̣̰̤̙ ̭̜̗͙͈͠w͔̯̲̞̬̝h̯͙͘o͉̟̹͎̼ ̱̹͕͓̩̞W͓̠̙̪͇͜ḁ̟̬̪͖̠͢i̙̠͠t͙̦̩͕̭͚͎s͎̥̬͔͕̥̺ ̭͚̝̺̗̮ͅB̡̼̭̘̠̮̼e̩̦̻̭h̺i̱͕ņ̜͇̮͉͙d̲̯͕ ̝̝͇͍T̺̝̭h̢̗̣̲e͉̪̳̞̻ ҉̲̘̠͉͙W̗̱̬̝̱͟al͞l̵̤̳̼̝.̷̳̞̙̼̩̼̟
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