ITT: things we have never done

ITT: things we have never done.


>I have never even tasted a Coke, Pepsi, Dr Pepper, or Mtn Dew.

anal

You lie unless you live in Saudi Arabia or North Korea or some other shithole

gay sex

Or you were chained down in a basement for your entire childhood and only fed what your parents allowed you.

be OP

You're fucking miss out OP

scuba diving

Cut my arm or leg off

OP

Had sex

Touched a 10/10 boob

I've never been a fag like OP, because I'm a khv

Did he died

Never done a drug besides weed, unless you count alcohol as a drug.

Same user. I came very close to doing so, but as my childhood love aged she distanced herself from me and eventually left the country with a chink.

I found it easier to just accept homosexuality.

FUCKING KUNT

that is a underwater rescue dummy

id cum on that cat's face

retarded/10

kys

MODS

fucked a girl

die

Thing is I'm straight but apparently I'm really attractive to gay people. Does that also make me attractive to women?

kill myself

WITNESSED
>fag

Bro just try eating your cum more often and post pics of your cock. Trust me it will make you gayer.

Been happy to be alive.

checked

I have never posted in this thread before.

died

drank water

The feels...me too

You're probably 400+ pounds, faggot.

kissed a boy

Ate bear meat

sex

fucked a dog

Never done illegal drugs, im an anti-social NEET am i missing out?

killed myself

alcohol?

> anal
> seen any star wars movies
> eaten nutella

cut my head off

Never kissed a girl

Fucked OPs mom.

samefag you arent funny

commuted suicide

never smoked weed

SAMEFAG

never smoked cigarettes

died

Never even had a sip of an alcoholic drink, smoked anything or done any kind of drug beyond medicine when sick. I'm 27.

put my peepee in a hoo ha
i'm 30

sucked another man off

Not same fag

put my cock in anyone's ass

shit I meant

I've never been to Boston in the fall.

never ate rice

You're a wizard Harry

I've never learned to drive a car or ride a bike.

kys

Ive never been disliked or unloved.

Learned to read

opened my eyes

Fucked a horse

Painted daisys on a big red rubber ball

smoked weed

You should. I suck my cousin off pretty often. Love it.

Bungee jumping
Sky diving
Scuba diving
Snorkeling
Deep sea fishing
Solo overnight backpacking
Cocaine
Heroin
Shrooms
LSD

Enough for now...

drugs

Watched Game of Thrones

What about the cum?

Gotten a drivers license.

>wont stop me from driving

sodapop

You are a good human

I've never bathed in yogurt, and I don't look good in leggings.

weed

Experienced "real" love

How so?

That's the best part. I fucking love taking his load in my mouth. I always swallow.

Loved someone

i've never masturbated

Ate my own cum

ate lasagna
i shall try one day

gay sex

ate french fries

wear a condom while nailing my sister

Never been to chikfila. Also never been to Hooters. Or Applebees. Or chilis. Or tgi Fridays. Never been to a bar. Never been to a strip club.. Never naked an Apple pie. Never owned a pair of Nike shoes. Never drove a vehicle newer than 2005. Never sucked my dad's juicy cock. Never seen the movie avatar. Never owned any game system newer than the 1st x box. Never bought clothes from the mall.

fucked a boy

bullshit

>Never naked an Apple pie
>Never naked an Apple pie
>Never naked an Apple pie

faggot

got arrested

She looks 18

I have never worn converse. I hate those things

Never shat on a women after paying her 50k in Dubai

>its on my bucket list though since I heard about the Dubai porta potties.

Thats what you think you pedophile faggot

never shot a gun

that is fucking weird OP. At least Coke, that drink is universal and is always offered everywhere. Well, my turn.

>I have never seen any of the harry potter movies.

But why is Jamie fox kissing himself?

I have never
>smoked
>taken illegal drugs
>truanted school
>been arrested
>said the F-word or C-Word
>had sex
>killed someone
>played a SEGA console
>died

35 posters...
But there are 100 Replies...

you are very close to being a fag. You see, you are not born gay. It is a choice lol

Gotten dubs

Have you ever even tried tasting your own cum?
Revolutionary experience!

i also haven't been horny nor been attracted to anyone, i would say i'm asexual but i'm not a tumblr fag

Its literally a bunch of faggots just samefagging if not just one person, which I assume is OP.

faggot kys

I have never done a poop this big.

faggot

Rolled buds

I've never said the F word before, but a girl made me say the C word once :X

no, I did make out with a chick after she blew me. I have also eaten out a chicks pussy and asshole after fucking both holes. But eating your own cum? That is pretty much gay dude.

lied

stop

Its warm and goes down pretty easy, not hard to swallow.

:O Checked

I've never had Burger King before

also
>fag

incredibly gay dude.

make me faggot

>had gf

?

TRIPS!!!! also

>homosexual

wow like 50 posts just got deleted

Never tried a big Mac