Friend's GF that I just started talking to, as you can see I've assimilated with her edgy culture. You know the drill

Friend's GF that I just started talking to, as you can see I've assimilated with her edgy culture. You know the drill

i like big butts and i cannot lie

Anyways fuck (Insert Boyfriend's Name Here). Wanna go somewhere maybe drink our edge away and fuck like our rarest pepes depend on it?

you other fellas can't dent

that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

and a round thing in your face you get sprung

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

want to pull out tough cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed

deep in the jeans she's wearing

Wanna c da dick

I'm hooked and i can't stop staring

KEK

Good start to the thread so far

oh baby i wanna get witcha and take yoir picture

I want your big black nigger cock in my mouth

"Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea:
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare,
In history's page let every stage
Advance Australia fair,
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.

Beneath our radiant Southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands,
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands,
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share,
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia fair."

I want to sniff your hair. What kind of shampoo do you use?

my homeboys tried to warn me but that butt you've got make me so horny

roll

uh rumpa smooth skin you say you wanna get in my benz

Rip my convo with her

well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupie

Roll

Rolls

I'm going to fuck you in the ass until your anus is wider than a basketball hoop

i've seen her dancing, to hell with romancing

she sweat, wet, got it going like a turbo vet

Nice trips

Alright bitch don't reply you are ugly anyway.

Holy fuck. Checked... Trip 4's these were in my opinion, always the dirtiest type of trips..

i'm tired of magazines saying flat butts are the thing

take the average black man and ask him that she gotta pack much back

you need to get yourself a better man, how about dating me?

So fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah) does your girlfriend has the butt (hell yeah)

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me real hard

tell em to shake that (shake that) shake that (shake that) shake that healthy butt, baby got back

thread's dead, bitch ain't replying anymore

She's been offline for all of these

Send her a dick pic

This is my public Facebook, not getting Xposed

Forget about [insert your friend/her boyfriend name] why not date me?

roll

I didn't mean any of that. I don't want to disrespect you. But im playing a game with some of my friends online. The friends from big scary Cred Forums which I look at chicks with dicks and furry porn with. Anyway the game is that I post a screenshot of our chat and my fellow Cred Forumstards decide what I say next by Rolling dubs. I then post a screenshot of your response and the process continues. Many of my friends like to use this game to either humiliate the chatter or get them laid or nudes which would then be shared with the entire thread and saved by my fellow creepy friends. You are just our play thing. This is also not me but I love you.

Roll

she sounds awful tbh

Before we take this any further, I have to know. Is your dick bigger than mine?

Kek I think this is OC

Send her this

"Oops I accidentally sent you my kawaii desu sugoi waifu 2D girlfriend. I'm such a kawaii desu baka baka."

Yep write it the other day.

Nope.

Rolling

Winrar

Send her your taint.

Bitches.
Love.
Taint.

rolling for taint

Still offline, when she gets back I'm just gonna be an autistic faggot that spams random females out of inability to talk normally

Send her this image.

rolling for this

Taint √

I want you to be my gf so you can cuck me with my black friend.

Don't waste dubs faggots I already said I'm on my public Facebook and therefore not sending a pic of my sweaty lower ballsack

Just tell her "all joking aside, I honestly believe my dick is bigger than my friend that you're currently dating. Just try me once and if you're not satisfied I'll pay for your herpes medication for the rest of your life.

Rolling for this.

oops more kawaii waifus, I'm such a clumsy baka

roll

Ok
Since you're too bitch to send your taint

Say,
"Do you want to watch me suck some Arab cock from Craigslist and film me swallowing his load like a 7/11 slurpee"

roll

RollRollRoll

rollllll

rol

Rollin

"I really hate people who are racist towards dirty niggers and dislike women who leave abusive husbands, both are weak cunts"

what is this thread

also send her just this pic

roll

OP is crying

...

Rolling

If this thread dies before she comes online please make update thread later.

>friends gf
>friend

Op youre just a sad fagget and the third wheel trying to get close to this girl.

THIS!!!

I have a thick Latina female for myself, go back to fapping to zootopia threads faggot

OP here, Apparently the cunt unfriended me

Sure ya do pal....

post her tits or it didn't happen

got me xDdDdDd I felt the need to lie to an anonymous stranger about having a GF

I support this

...

I'm fucking saving this

69 demands it OP, you gave us a shitty thread, lest you can do is post your fake gf's tits

I bet your friend unfriends you with his cock up your asshole

Don't know which one is the real fag in this situation

post her asshole

Holy shit, I'm sorry. My buddy is on my computer upstairs and I guess iMessage is open.

Gary get off my fucking computer.

p good. roll.

to late for trying to get rolls m8

"Sorry, I think my grandma has the password to my account, anyways wyd?"

This thread is now a nudes req thread. Dubs

Winrar

EW theres poop in her gooch

Rolllllllaroonii

Ooooooh.....the mysterious second verse too. Edgy as fuck.

Send this OP:

United forever in friendship and labour,
Our mighty republics will ever endure.
The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.

Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
And Stalin our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.

We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of nations
And all generations will honour her name.

Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.

Winrar

Winrarrrrr

Roooolllll

this thread gave me cancer. you're both literal faggots.

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The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.