If Christian Bale didn't succeed he'd be Christian Fail

if Christian Bale was a mailman he'd be Christian Mail

If Christian Bale tripped he'd be Christian Flail

If Christian Bale was a on a boat hed be Christian Sail

If Christian Bale was blind he'd read Christian Braille

If he stayed inside all summer he'd be Christian Pale

If Christian Bale was weather he'd be Christian hail

If Christian Bale was Jesus Christ he'd be Christian Nail

If Christian Bale were in Hell he'd be Christian Baal

If Christian Bale was a furry he'd be Christian Tail

If Christian Bale was fat he'd be Christian Whale

If Christian Bale was a terrible actor he´d be Christian Bale

>If Christian Bale was a man

if christian bale was a rate my dick thread he'd be christian stale

If Christian Bale got arrested then he'd need a Christian Bail

If Christian Bale was retarded he'd be retarded

If Christian Bale got arrested he'd go to Christian Jail

If Christian Bale were blind he'd be Christian Braille

If Christian Bale was old he'd be Christian Frail

If Christian Bale was really slow he'd be Christian Snail

If Christian Bale had a boat he'd need a Christian Sail

If Christian Bale worked for Fedex he'd be Christian Mail

If Christian Bale was an alcoholic he'd want some Christian Ale

If christian bale was a train in hoboken, hed be christian derail

If a Christian Bale was a common North American grass fowl he'd be Christian Quail

If Christian Bale was a Christian, he'd be Christian Bale.

If Christian Bale worked for Fedex overnight he'd be Christian airmail

I Christian Bale was neither snow nor ice, he'd be Christian Hail

Alright that's all i got. fun thread

If christian bale was a winner hed be christian prevail

If Christian Bale was a paranoid exterminator he'd be Christian Dale

If Christian Bale were Michael J. Fox all of his sodas would be flat. Because of Parkinson's.

If Christian Bale was black, he'd be a nigger.

If Christian Bale had a thread started about him on Cred Forums, he'd be Benadryl Crumplesnatch.

If I purchased christian bale I'd want a christian bill of sale

If Christian Bale was a nun he'd wear a Christian Veil

If christan bale was a faggot this thread sucks exacty 9 dicks.

If Christian bale died there'd be a Christian sale

that dude was great in sherlock

If you could drink Christian Bale, he'd be Christian Ale

If you could hold Christian Bale by the feet and hit other people with him, he'd be Christian Flail

If Christian Bale was a religion, he'd be Christian

If Christian Bale was a vehicle that took you to Disneyland, he'd be Christian Monorail

If Christian Bale was eaten by fucking annoying-ass vegans, he'd be Christian Kale

If you could ski on Christian Bale, he'd be Christian Vail

ok I'm done

Too soon bro.

If christian bale was a drink he be a christian cock tail

If Christian Bale had a long narrative imaginatively recounted, he'd be Christian Tale.

kek

If Christian bale had turrets he'd be Christian flail

If Christian Bale was a gust of wind he'd be Christian Gale.

If Christian Bale was a serial killer he'd be Patrick Bateman

if christian bale had my thumb up his ass hed be like "dude trim your thumbnail"

If Patrick Bateman was the hero Gotham deserves, he'd be Patrick Batman.

A whale is a mammal.
>if Christian bale was having a spazz attack he'd be Christian flail

this is way more clever than i initially thought

Kekd

If christian bale was ben aflfeck hed be christian travail

holy shit mention patrick bateman get dubs

What's your point? A whale is still an animal

if christian bale could shrink hed be christian rescale

Yup. Patrick wills it.

If Christian Bale's name ended with the suffix -th, not much would rhyme with it.

If Christian Bale were retaking the middle East and reinstating Jerusalem he'd be Christian chainmail

if christian bail held wood together for the lord he'd be christian nail.

If Christian Bale were found in the Earth he'd be Christian Shale

> That face

Nice digits

If Christian Bale told you masturbating makes you go blind, he'd be Christian Old Wive's Tale

Woah same to you

If Christian Bale were a piece of bread, he'd be Christian Stale.

If Christian Bale were a bucket of water, he'd be Christian Pail.

Checked

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If Christian Bale were a game bird, he'd be Christian Quail.

If Christian Bale was a backward extremist, he'd be Muslim Bale

If Christian Bale was the deal of a lifetime hed be Christian Sale

If Christian Bale were a strong wind, he'd be Christian Gale.

if Christian Bale was an boat worker he'd be Christian Sailor

If Christian Bale let criminals inside him, he'd be Christian Jail.

gotta protect them sand niggers from the truth don't ya bois

If Christian Bale were an attractive underaged girl, he'd be Christian Jailbait.

If Christian Bale was a male lesbian, he'd be Chris-chan Bale

If Christian Bale stopped you from losing your spaghetti on the stairs, he'd be Christian Handrail.

If Christian Bale was a old catholic history he'd be Christian Tale

If Jesus was drinking Mead he would be, "Christ in bee ale"

-mehh

If Christian Bale was part of a street for trains, he'd be Christian Rail.

If Christian Bale was frozen precipitation he'd be Christian Hail