How did you first meet your girlfriend?

How did you first meet your girlfriend?

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summer camp, I was a counselor she was a life guard. pretty fun, fucked in the woods, would reccommend

We were friends in middle school, starting dating in highschool, it's been 9 years.

At a bar faggot.

on anilinkz site, she is my waifu now

At work. I was the manager and she was new. Stirred up some workplace drama. She's 19 and I'm 26.

We're getting married in a new months.

This guy has style

School. Met her Junior year. It's been 10 years and we have been married for 4 years now

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Her father came to work with me. Brought her in when she was 17 to introduce her to people. Fast forward 5 years and she comes to work in my office with me, because of her dad. 2 months later we start fucking. She's lived with me for the last year now

When i was 4 weeks old, family friends, baptized together. Best friends since forever? Started dating in 7th grade. Been married for 4 years now.

High school

On deviantart, kek.

Met her at a Jackie Chan convention.

When she told me that her lifelong dream was to take his ching-chong ding-dong into her stink-hole, I knew she was the one.

I honestly wish I had female friends to possibly move up to dates.

I chat with a couple girls here and there, maybe hook up occasionally, but none of them really care to spend any time with me, or just don't want anything to do with me...

Underage b&

Is she fat? I bet she's fat

>getting married
Idk why people do this shit

Maybe you're too feminine

how does that make them not want to be friends? especially if they are bi?

They probably just don't like your stupid face is all. Don't worry about it.

Meet my boyfriend playing pokemon tcg

That is going to backfire on you so fucking badly lmao

>if they are bi?
stop hanging around mentally disturbed morons

>met at very young age
>did everything together
>start exploring around 10-11 years old
>intercourse everyday since teenage years
>used to draw her for practice while in art school
>I can always count on her
>I use her as I please
>mfw it's my fucking hand

I met my current gf on the school bus talking with other guys about porn. A year later I asked her if she would ever try anal. She said yes.....and well it just took off from there, almost 2 years together. No regrets

By being the man she left her beta ass bf for.

right click, save as

wish I could meet some high school/middle school slut.

Oh cool before she even knows what she's looking for.

She's going to cheat on you.

fucking in the woods sounds kinda uncomfortable
how do you avoid uncomfortable positions or getting scratched up

Probably fucking another employee. Workplace sex is never a good thing. It ruined my uncle's marriage. His wife was fucking her boss.

Myspace

Was the dude white?

who gives a shit when getting laid

It makes them ONLY want to be friends.

Met her in college algebra. Cool af. Have everything in common. No sex, but its only been 3 weeks. Wish me me luck Cred Forums, shes a gamer/anime geek

fuck. this is like the story of my ex and I. unfortunately I started doing heroin and fucked up our 8 years together by being a lying thieving junkie for a years. I finally stopped, but it was too late to keep her from seeing nothing but loss in me.

Online.

Now 5 years in relationship.
It can work but just with the right parameters.

i meet my gf playing pokemon..and heroclix...is a awesome player...and is the best!

Checked

Girlfriend?
I'm lonely, motherfucker.

>married
>shes 19
u dun goof'd user

I've been talking to the same girl online for 10 years. Idk how the fuck to get out of the friendzone.

She isn't a slut actually, it was her Senior year and she was still a virgin. I am her first bf. We didn't fuck until after she graduated (about 7 months into dating) I took her virginity both vag and butt.

YOU DONE GOOFED!

you playing WoW together?

No, we've been talking since AIM was around.

>butt
This nigga is 13

this... can you even lay down?

Her dad offered me a job.

We worked at a Best Buy together. She was dating some dude who was text book beta, I was fucking some incredibly hot idiot 17 year old (that ass was to hard to resist for 5 months) We started hanging out just as friends, then after about two months of just hanging we started fucking (fucking two girls at once and completely getting away with it is kinda weird) Soon after we started fucking we dumped our dead weight and got together. She's incredibly cute, smart, funny, generally amazing and absolutely the first girl I've ever really loved. 98% sure I'm gonna marry her

xbox live. still going strong almost 4 years later. we're gonna move in later this year.

Nope, she'll start fucking someone else while you're still dating and leave you just like she did to her ex.

I never understand how people can fall in love with someone online. I can't stand trying to get to know someone over text...

Work, I picked up an extra shift as did she, and we hit it off.

I didn't

AFJROTC in high school

I bought her panties over Craigslist, we met in a Chilie's parking lot and I said she was pretty.

High school
>be 15
>she be 13
>Fucked her by the time I turned 16

>best buy
You're gonna get married at City Hall, you broke beta bitch.

Did you join?

You don't "text" long-term. You initiate contact, then video chat and talk over the phone immediately. Next step is to meet in person within 1-2 months max.

Now you see her crusty underwear, and you gag. Am I right?

Yeah maybe, I've almost cheated on her a few times but stopped myself. She seems pretty wrapped around my finger so I don't think so

Hahahaha we are kids dude, still in college, where else are we supposed to work?

>IMPLYING

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