This is what real pizza looks like. Had this in Rome, miss it so much

>be me
>from Chicago
>this is real pizza (pic related)

>Rome

Get to Naples, faggot. Starita on via Materdei. That's where the real pizza is.

Two types - one with tomato and one without.
Two sizes - huge and bigger.

We have a place at my college that makes pizza like that, it's amazing.

>go home
>cut french roll in half
>spread some Ragu or Prego or whatever
>pepperoni and cheese
>pop in nu-wave for 3 minutes

what i just finished eating. And i know for a fact it tastes better than that shit

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Was in rome 2 times the pizza isnt uncomparably good OP is a pretentious fuck

Fuck off Chicago with your gross pizza soup.

No one else likes that shit and you all should just shut the fuck up about it. You're not fooling anyone with that fake ass pizza wanna-be.

Also from Chicago, that is shit pizza

looks disgusting
made for googles

Buying ticket

Italian pizza is more about the bread than toppings. That's why they should be mostly plain. Tomato sauce with no shit in it, bit of cheese, bit of basil, bit of olive oil.

>googles

take this shit back to 9gag you fucking 12 yr old

I've been in Rome.
The pizza looks bad and it tastes like tomato sauce and bad cheese.
Pizza in Brazil is a million times better

>Giordano's

Learn how to Lou Malnati's, cunt

gay

That shit is delicious. And I am not even from Illinois.

and it's god-tier pizza too

Facts, everything about real Italian pizza is like. Nothing is overwhelming it is delicious but it all is very mellow absolutely delicious

Kek, if it is soupy then it was made wrong

How can you be from Chicago and not like their deep dish? Not giordanos specifically but Chicago deep dish

It's great and your loss

He's right I don't like Chicago deep dish but if I have to choose it's Lou Malnati's

ITT:
anons complain that the pizza in OP's picture is different from the frozen ones mommy brings home, and is therefore gross and inferior.

I going for Chicago style deep dish not giordanos specifically. My favorite is from rosatis

Because all it is is just a mess. It's good for maybe one or two slices then you're done and by that I mean you're done for at least a year. I want my pizza to be lite I don't want to feel like I just ate 5 pounds of Grease

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like Sbarro's

the world voted and deep dish is shit. Stop trying to push that shit chicago, no one wants your pizza abomination.

You fucking dumb faggot were talking about pizza not child porn you sick fuck

The crust in that pic looks gross. If the bread is the best part, then I'll pass.

Never had chicago style, looks so fucking disgusting its unbearable

I concur.
Napoli is where the best pizza is at.

New York and Naples style pizza dough is fucking amazing. Sicilian pizza is retarded and so is Chicago deep dish

All pizza is greasy and what you want some "light" pizza so you can eat 5-6 slices? Instead of 1 or 2, which in the end is like the same amount

Mmmmmm tomato paste on burnt toast and some cheese.

Such fine cuisine

It soooooo good

You need to try it once and promise you'll love it you also need to try an Italian expresso and an Italian hooker

What the fuck??
I was referring to OP's shit taste in pizza you dumb fucking nigger

Yes that's exactly what I want I don't want to have to carry around leftovers I want to be able to eat the whole damn thing and be done with it. And no real Italian pizza is not greasy

That's mall pizza or like train station pizza in Chicago...id still eat but it's not a favorite

It is more pizza it's not for everyday but it is very good

Acting like carrying leftovers home is hard or that you can't order this pizza carry out

THIS is Pizza you stupid fucks.

repeating yourself makes you seem autistic and devalues your opinion

now that's just stupid.

and i'd still eat it

That cheese and sauce fest is gross. Light pizza with just dough, fresh tomato sauce, real buffalo mozzarella and a hint of basil, fired in a wood oven is TO DIE FOR.

Fat mid-westerners want 20lbs of cheese and meat that would be better served as a lasagna than to call it a pizza.

Deep dish is a joke, a gag item that just never went away cause fatasses want cheese.

That's pizza for beer and football it has its place but not ideal

It's hard when you're touring

The world voted that you are a faggot but you don't hear me spouting off about it

Do you like turtles

meme pizza. just because u got in 6000 miles away doesnt make it good. that shit looks worse than digorno

This guy gets it pizza is supposed to be light it's supposed to be healthy

It looks like a giant Lunchables pizza..

And taste like fresh Asian asshole

Why are you so butthurt about deep dish? Did somebodys deep dish pizza leave them when they were little?

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Nope everyone's deep dish pizza stayed right where they were I just am not a fan of shit food

Touring my asshole

OP is a fag and that gay ass pizza confirms it.

nice pie faggot

not enough meat

It's pizza pie

Here's another God tier pizza

I've had the real pizza is all. And everytime someone brings up pizza assholes from Chicago have to be like "what about this! now THATs a pizza". Its just like, no shut the fuck up and stop trying to hawk your shitty pizza bro. No one else wants that gross shit. We got our own, much better pizza. Go eat more grease fatass.

If you've had real pizza from a wood oven there is no going back. If you just want a vehicle for meat and cheese then by all means have a deep dish. Apples and fatasses I guess.

>Real pizza
>Rome

Fucking kek

There's no authentic food in Rome, all Italians know that.

Sounds like you have shit taste

I think you need mental help

.>fork and knife

I'm from Chicago and I hate deep dish pizza fucking Midwest all they live on is meat and cheese

goddamn that looks good!

That's how you eat reel Pizza it doesn't come pre-sliced

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dat black rotten leafs

>implying I never had thin crust
>implying not every place serves it
>implying I never have wood fire pizza

Sorry I like something less pussy

So a stoned ass dominos employee can make a perfectly circular pizza but eurofags excuse is we want to make a shitty inconsistent pizza with thicker dough in some parts and super thin in other parts. Jesus it takes less then four hours of practice to know how to spread dough.I guess a shotty job with "fresh ingredients is eurodag standard.

Thefucks pre sliced my pizza because I'm I'm a American its fucking stupid

I picture you as a 350lb man saying that nothing less than 20lbs of meat and cheese can satisfy him, and anything else makes you less of a real man.
>I need muh cheese to servive! Man can't live on that frou-frou shit *wheeze*

Where's the REAL pizza at? C'mon Cred Forums.

>Real pizza.
>Ignores the fact that who ever made this pizza burnt the crust and carelessly slathered tomato paste over one side of the crust and failed to disperse the cheese uniformly across the surface.

Their all hand-tossed Pizza is like a sandwich, it's a cafe meal

It literally looks like a frozen pizza I'd buy at the store and cook myself. Gross.

judging by the leaves in the center, I'd say the leaves are fresh, they just are starting to wild on the hot, steamy pizza goodness.

Espresso is gross.

No Vola?

*wilt

real pizza

Espresso is Jesus in a useful form

hookers too, so gross.

Tits are too big

>Dominos stuff the dough into metal pans before going in the oven
>Traditional places roll it by hand and slide it directly onto the stone base of the oven

There's a time and place for different styles. I love getting a double-decadence pepperoni feast from Dominos to eat when watching a movie/football with mates, but would go for a real thin and simple pizza like in OPs pic if eating out.

Different horses for different courses.

make my own with crushed tomatoes, prosciutto, portabellos, chili flakes, onions, goat cheese, olive oil, and garlic salt. also substitute sugar for honey in dough recipe.

>hands are too big

Fixed your post

>God-tier.
>Burnt as fuck crust.
>Rotten greens added for free.

No basil?

Plebeian.

That's not correct at all. I live in Rome and eat the real deal whenever I want. The type of bread depends on the region of Italy, and the extra ingredients are more than you can shake a stick at and are what defines the pizza.

That's what I thought but apparently the basil is an American thing not a real Italian thing I uploaded a second picture with basil because I said fuck that it has to have basil

i prefer well done pizzaz

Forgive the fact it's by the fat tongued cockney cunt Jamie Oliver, but this is a great home-made recipe. Really quick to make - 30 mins including making the dough.

pizza-recipes(dot)wonderhowto.com/how-to/make-jamie-olivers-cheats-pizza-30-minutes-less-0129303/

B is perfect because in one post you can get great looking pizzas weird people calling you a faggot pictures of great tits and ass holes

mushrooms and salami missing

You were obviously a stupid tourist and ate stupid tourist pizza.

Mushrooms are cancer they taste like ass face

Todays style pizza was invented in the good old USA. Italian pizza is just round flat bread from the time the Sand monkeys ruled Italy.

Yep deal with it

murrica much

Pizza was invented in Japan you dumb nigger.

fuck Naples. Shitty city filled with thieves and bready pizza.

You sir just made my night

>I live in Rome

You lost all credibility immediately, Fabio.

I tried a few places in Rome, and everywhere tasted like it was made for tourists. Naples rocked my world.

I'll believe the guy who's place I rented and who sent me to Starita over you.

Bull shit faggot prove that shit

you degenerate cuck

What were the the major differences between Naples and Rome Pizza? What do you mean made for tourists

Thieves only go for fat fuck yanks walking around with fanny packs and stars n stripes baseball caps - so I had a lovely time.

You guys haven't had real pizza until you've had Anthony's Coal Fired.

The dough never felt right - too heavy, too thick.
The sauce tasted like it was out of a jar - too sugary, sometimes full of salt/herbs.
The cheese was too greasy.

Peaquod's son. Caramelize that crust

Also, tavern style is the better of the Chicago styles.

Pizza guy here. Obviously OP did not tip

>Italy
>no ridiculous tipping laws enforced by twitter fags

My nigger

>reddit fag here

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I prefer new york thin crust over Chicago deep dish.

oyster and psilocybin are nasty along with truffle oil but aside from that regular mushrooms are delicious.

yum

You want to sex with pizza?

>arguing about that taste

You all lose

I don't think I've ever had bad pizza. From shitty frozen brands, to authentic brick-oven Italian pies.

But tbh, America really perfected pizza by inventing the pepperoni and creating meat and cheese monstrosities that make Italian purists tremble.