New celeb thread - night owls, spooks and crooks welcome in

new celeb thread - night owls, spooks and crooks welcome in

right... you are just trying to summon Stutterfag

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Hello from /his/

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I get the guys jerking each other off...talking dirty about their celebs out of desperate horniness...but the guy taking time to type out all those dashes and stuttering bullshit? What the fuck. Pic related.

Any chance at a Peyton thread?

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who is this goddess?

Fuck yesh.

I should've been more specific, but this is fine too

>man face
Your first time seeing a woman with out makeup?

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M-my s-sound's i-illegal a-and d-death i-is th-the p-p-penalty

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Oh Fuck more

It has more to do with her broad chin, strong jaw, and low, thick eyebrows.

Ohhhhh fuck

lewd?

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Aww yeah, fuck

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I don't think there are any genetic factors that determine a male face from a female face besides facial hair. If you saw Emma's face on a guy, you would call it a feminine face.

Did someone say nite owl?

It's so hot and tight, ugh

>I'm so cool guys I like comic books and smoke the pot but I'm also 73

>new celeb thread
>posts celebs who have been working for 10+ years
kys

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>being misled by your illiteracy

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There's a spectrum. There are men with feminine faces.

You again!

I gently chuckled.

I won't be gentle, I'm going balls deep

What happened with that kid killing that guy knocking him in the pool ?

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feet?

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Ffuuuckkk
>fapfapfap

fuck yeah i love katy's feet

Me too. Good job recognizing.

they make me hard instantly

I love her arches too. Fucking sexy.

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We'll here's her brother. Looks like a wincest fantasy waiting to be green texted.

it's her toes for me. i imagine what they'd feel like

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Have some Vicky feet

I'm getting close

>it was a late summers day in middlefeldshirstaffson, England when I saw my brother, sitting on the swing in the garden, sad due to his recent break up and that Manchester United had lost that day
>I decided to head outside and bring him a nice cold glass of lemonade

vj has great feet too

HIV+. Positive

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Absolutely

name?

What should I stroke to?

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i wonder how many times he's seen her naked.

did she ever go nude?

Nicki Minaj's tits.

how's the rest of her?

No

Like thrice, dude.

Make up your own mind and stop discussing your dick with strangers on the internet.

Alba?

You tell me.

She has the worst boob job I've seen in years.

I am not alba, no.

bullshit

you mean best?

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Yeah.

fake tits?

her pregnant tits

You lie.

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what makes you say that?

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Yeah that's pretty good stuff

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they look a little too perfectly round

No

>No buddy to jerk off while we look at KP

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>tfw

THIS ALL DAY

not a chance

how do you know?

Cause I saw them grow over the years?

Not seeing what you mean

Can't you just fap by yourself like a normal, heterosexual male?

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That's funny, I was just wishing for someone to share a Katy Perry jerk off session with.

do it somewhere else

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any lewd chats up?

You both are fags and Cred Forums does not condone this type of behavior, but get it over with if you must.

The best natural tits just look like that.

M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is o-one o-of the m-most beautiful w-woman i-in the w-world... She i-is the r-reason m-my h-happiness i-is always p-present b-because a friendly b-beta-man l-like m-me h-has l-learned t-to t-take n-no chances w-with alpha d-dudes who are c-constantly trying t-t-to take her away from m-me... When w-we g-go out there i-is always m-men who h-hit on h-her... One b-bold f-fellow came u-up t-to us one d-day p-proclaiming, "Why soo baby are yoou wasting your time wwwith this looooser and not in mmmy arms satisfied?"... H-He m-made Vic giggle un-uncontrollably f-for the f-few minutes h-he w-was m-making his pitch... I-I asked h-him t-to stop but after p-putting his f-fist in m-my face, we high tailed i-it out o-of there in a-a hurry...

real?

>Cred Forums does not condone this kind of behavior

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hnnnggg

one of the hottest celeb pics ive seen in a while

as a Britbong I must point out our towns end in 'ston', olde version of town

Bishopstown -> Bishopston

that Man U line was good though

more of this titty girl

what're you still doing up m8

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cum face

WITSM?

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no job, no girlfriend

(who is this semen demon)

McKayla Maroney

kacy who?

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Yay or nay on her "work"?

wanna make me cum for katy?

Fuck off

lizzie who?

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never heard of her

Brochere

Mhmm. You want to do it for me too?

need that ass

thanks

qt

What's she had done?

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lips, nose, tits, ass

Great nipples

Oh, yeah.

its a shame really--- her ass was better before

i bet she killed her flexibility

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She wants the Kardashian look

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conntinue, nudes?

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Hey

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Sweet baby Jesus

more. i wanna cum for taylor

Hi.

Mmm...

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more ass

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My Katy bro left. :(

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anyone have lewd kristen bell?

I see you like the Queen too.

Gorgeous.

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Of course. I love my Tay Tay.

any nudes yet?

Not yet, user. Not yet.

retreaded shit.

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You mean my Tay :)

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she used to be so beautiful. now she just looks like a reality TV show.

>did she get ass implants?!?

Oh user. We can share her.

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Literally or figuratively?

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I think I'll hop on the bandwagon too

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Jordyn > Tay Tay

karlie kloss?

Prove it

KP faggots are trying to overtake TayTay faggots as the most cancerous fans on Cred Forums. Currently, I would say that they are as cancerous as each other...

Jordyn isnt nowhere as slutty

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What a fucking garbage thread

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She's hot but she's still the worst

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Damn, I remember watching her in wrestling when I was young and thinking such dirty thoughts about her while touching myself right before bed. I love Stacey for giving me those memories.

>he's a manure supporter
Dropped

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Tits could be better imo but damn that girl is cute.

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Is this the stupid new online Big Brother shit they're doing now? Didn't even bother to pay to watch one fucking online TV show.