So Cred Forums i kinda lost my virginity tonight...kinda

Keep smashing with the condor on for like 20-30 minutes or until you can tell she's getting really into it. Lot of times she'll be more inclined to let you take it off if she's already getting into it too.

will give it a try thanks bro. i'm afraid i'll go soft though i think i was starting to when i pulled out and told her to just suck it

took me long enough to find a girl to let me do her with a condom soo....

Maybe eat her out before you go in too.
You know, get her wet and ready.

i did i forgot to say. I ate her a bit, she sucked me a bit, then i put the stupid rubber boner killer on

no you are not.
But anyway virginity is a blurred concept.

Am I still a virgin if I just jerk off alone by myself?
Am I still a virgin if my uncle jerk me off?
Am I still a virgin if a girl me off?
Am I stiill a virgin after my first bj?
What if I traveled back in time to blow myself? Does it count?
So I'm not longer a virgin after I put my penis into vigana. Do I have to come to stop being a virgin?
Does it make faggots virgins, who only fuck each other in the ass?
What if I created a clone of myself and fucked it in the ass. Did I stop being a virgin at the sweet moment my dick touched my own ass,
What about bestiality? Does fucking a dog counts as a first sex?

Or is it just a bullshit concept inhereted from longdead initiations traditions?

you have mouth diarrhea
also your opinion is the minority

This guy's so a virgin.

only a virgin would say shit this stupid

I knew you would say that.
k faggots, define virginity.
In the end you all would have to agree with me that it's more of a social thing than some biological border you got to cross.

oh wait i misread what you said i thought you said I was still one when i wrote my bad.
but what you said was still total mouth diarrhea
how often does your uncle jerk you off anyways

my uncle wopuld never do that.
My stepfather on the other hand would jerk me off on a regular basis.

mmkay what do you think jesus thought about that

Who is she man dont want to catch stds on your first time bro chlymedia is no joke

autism, get out you fucking 14 year old newfag reeeeeeeeeeeee

Sounds like your gay op. You should of put in her ass . You would of came in seconds.

sounds like you're still a virgin and a faggot OP. Also you probably got AIDS.

Learn to work with condoms dude, I know they suck but here is a few reasons why,

>Not every girl is trustworthy with the pill etc.
>HPV is a thing, a real serious thing.
>you can get featherlight ones.
>They can make you last longer. Girls will (and I have/will) laugh at a dude who is a two pump squirter.
>No shame in being safe tbh

you make it sound like every chick is infected
you're trying to end humanity

>what are statistics

you have it don't you...ol barnicle bill over here

foreplay you nigger
if you have to wear a condom you cant just go in hard you gotta be fucking diamonds

i was at full sail she blew me a bit first.
the condom felt like fucking a basketball

welcome to real life user. You either fuck the basketball or take your chances. Just wait till you go raw in a girl and you have that awful anxiety until she bleeds and you know you are all good.

maybe i'll make her get on the pill

nice dubs faggot

>first time
>5 minutes

whatever, edgelord

fuck you lets fight im a man now

you'd be sipping form the grail then my friend. What country are you in? Is it easy to get the pill there?

5 minutes is pretty quick not exactly what i'd call edging

canada.
i imagine so until we turn into an islamic state like sweden.

keep the condom on if
>A.You don't want kids
>B.Don't know if she is on the pill.
>C.Don't know how many people she has been with.
>D.I don't know about you guys but i just last longer with one on.
>Don't be a fool ,Wrap your tool
>Don't ever try the pull out method till your sure you know what the feeling on reaching the top of the mountain is like

she sucked me for like a total of 15 minutes in addition to the fucking.
does lasting 20 minutes my first time make me a sex stallion?

if you managed to nut you are doing aight bro

i did i blasted a huge load on her tit

My first time i was finished in 3 minutes 34 seconds. I was fucking the girl at like close to 7k rpm.

excellent retort/10

left or right? Or single central tit?

left one
i pointed it off to the side

Just start jacking off with a cheap condom on
I'm talking the free, unlubed shit that they literally give out.
It will make it so much better when you use a good "expensive" condom, and you'll get used to it.

well i guess maybe the condom does make you last longer then

Nevermind you are and will forever be a fucking virgin

i might try that thanks bro

Yeah man, no prob.
Actual advice from a Cred Forums thread, who knew?

the real question is, is she hot?

IS SHE ASIAN?!

IS SHE THE ONEEEEEEEEE

last longer? I'm more interested in a way to shave time off my run.

no to all of your questions but it's a vagina goddamnit.
why you do hookers or something...less time less cost?

Women actually want it as fast as possible. They used to call me the beige blur back in my day. I'd bed them and be done before the clothes on the floor had time to cool. And you'll never see a more satisfied woman then one on the receiving end of a new track record.

seems legit

that's good enough for me, bro. congratulations :)

ty

If you used a confom you're still a virgin, your cock never actually touched the inside of her pussy it had a shitty latex barrier in the way. Until fuck bareback you're a virgin fagget.

>you'll never see a more satisfied woman then one on the receiving end of a new track record.
poor you. women must be truly disgusted by your presence
I experience the opposite. They wanna spend as much time with me as possible

NO

kill yourself

I don't have to i have a gf that does sex to me

you have to feel the pussy for full effects

and she'd be super bummed if i did too so there

So in conclusion, unsatisfying sex is still sex.