Having lurked this place for about 6 months now, I have been curious about prostate massage and hands free orgasms. (no homo) About two hours ago, I was searching through my little sisters room looking for some weed and I found a vibrator in her pantie drawer.
When I found her vibrator I instantly wanted to try to massage my prostate with it. Clearly, you fucking fagots have turned me into a degenerate. I've never tired prostate massage before, primarily because I don't own a vibrator.
Long story short, I ended up turning it on and putting it in my ass and it went too far in and now I can't get it out.
I tried sitting on the toilet and shitting it out, but all that did was make me cum so hard that I fell off the toilet and hit my head on the bathtub. I spent about 10 minutes writhing on the floor because I can't get it out and the sensation is really intense.
It's still on. It's driving me crazy. I came twice already. It's really small, like only about 3-4 inches long. How do I get my little sister's vibrator out of my ass?
Aaron James
Try shoving a rope in there to pull it out
Zachary Sanchez
Pic with timestamp faggot
Alexander James
This is fucking gold
Camden Myers
Post pics of your sister
Anthony Evans
better yet just leave it in and see how many fags walk by without even noticing you'll show them fucking faggots
Ryder Turner
>dat filename
I think I know her. She looks like a girl who goes to my school.
Henry Murphy
Consider getting covered.
Nathaniel Moore
B8? If not, epic thread
Jack Davis
If it's able to make you cum it's near the rectum at the bottom.
Even its it's like 4" up you want be able to feel it in your prostate.
You'll be find just eat a bunch of shredded wheat or something and it will pass.
Easton Barnes
Build a time machine and go back in time and stop yourself from putting it into your ass. I know this causes a paradox but you don't have many options
Bentley Cruz
He did. Look at the filename.
Logan Cox
if worse comes to worse go to your local drugstore or pharmacy and buy a home enema.
Brody Stewart
HAHAHAAA, you're fucked mate. Literally.
However, you might be able to get it out if it has any kind of raised edge along the bottom. Ram some tweezers or a plastic clothes pin in your ass and try to grab it.
Cooper Jones
Kek
James Collins
Post a pic with a timestamp, you fucking faggot
Jaxon Morris
I can feel it when I put my finger in my ass. I can get two fingers in my ass, but I can't separate them far enough to get the vibrator between them so that I can pull it.
I spent like 40 minutes trying, and that's what caused my second orgasm.
Connor Parker
Was literally about to post this.
Jace Thomas
Timestamp of what? My tits?
I'M A DUDE!
Seriously guys, I need some real help here. I can't take it anymore.
Andrew Lopez
You might need someone else to pull it out of your ass. Ask your sister for help.
Gavin Sanchez
>pics >s
Jordan Allen
OP. are you, eh, power tool savvy?
Now this might sound a bit extreme but, if you have a cordless drill and a fair size drill bit, you could drill into the vibrator and then torque the bit to grab it.
I know it sounds nuts to put a running drill in your ass, but hey, it might work.
Josiah Butler
weak b8 m8
Lincoln Reed
Pics or it didn't happened. Also, your a massive faggot OP. B8 thread 2/10
Carson Allen
Mad kek
Wyatt Russell
You have to shove another dildo in there. Go to a sex toy store (usually open late) and tell them the situation. They will lube one up and send it in after it. They see this type of shit all the time.
Oliver Sullivan
DO NOT TRY THIS
Elijah Nguyen
What breed of horse gave birth to you?
Brayden Gutierrez
Chek'd and kek'd
Juan Sanders
This faggot's lying I've seen it work
Isaiah Martin
k. I found my dad's drill.
What do I do?
Jeremiah Ward
You're fucked mate. Can you drive? Laxatives or hospital are options
Jacob Edwards
You need the "i fucked up" set of drill bits for stripped screws/bolts. You may want to practice on actual bolts.
Zachary Taylor
why not shove more things up your ass op? Take your mothers salad tongs and pull out the vibrator
David Butler
have you tried turning it on and off?
Noah Bennett
This is not a bad idea. High kek
Connor Perry
officially b8
Ayden Ross
Alright, what you're gonna want to do is get, say, a drill bit about the diameter of a pencil and lock it in the chuck.
Now you're going to want to carefully spread your asshole so the bit can clear the o-ring without touching. Put the bit against the base of the dildo, and on a medium speed slowly drill into the base.
Eventually you should pop through the bottom of the dildo, at which point you can angle the bit and use it to pull said dildo out.
I feel it would be irresponsible to not talk about the cons here though. If you end up puncturing the battery your asshole will literally burn out of your butt.
Jason Walker
...
Jaxson Reyes
pour olive oil in your ass and shit it out 15 min later
Josiah Cooper
POST A PIC WITH THE DRILL NEXT TO YOUR ASS. WITH TIMESTAMP.
Jose Kelly
+1
Ethan Nelson
Ask your sister to help you with her nimble fingers.
Mason Wood
Oh shit. I didnt even think of that. That would fucking suck.
Alexander Harris
This
Brayden Jenkins
...
Eli Martin
Do it
Alexander Hall
Smoke a cigarette or two. Make sure you smoke those mofos hard. Nicotine stimulates the intestines, it'll make you feel like taking a shit. It might help, and it's non-invasive so worth giving a try before other things.
Now let's get some fucking pictures goddamnit.
Levi Reyes
This thread is fucking gold.
Samuel Long
PLEASE more of that qt.
Christopher Cruz
Bomp
Christopher Perez
Later, at OP's house...
>Father keeps knocking on bathroom door - Dad, I need to tell you something. I'm Not Gay, but... I read online, and... I borrowed my sister's vibrator to try and achieve prostate orgasm, and now I can't get it out... - Son... what the fuck...
OP is a faggot lol
Jacob Martin
Op here. I accidentally drilled a hole in my anus.
Jordan Watson
Someone screen cap this. Include me in it too, hi mom!
Alexander Thomas
OP TRY THIS
Caffeine breaks down into 3 substances, one of which relaxes some muscles in the anal area. That's why elderly folks are discouraged from drinking coffee. I use it to fix constipation problems, myself.
Just don't drink too much, or you'll get the reverse effect due to caffeine poisoning, and that won't look very well combined with your current situation.
Easton Clark
fuck that guy. put me in almost completely covering his comment
Connor Butler
"what the fuck did you do to my drill "
Jason Allen
TOP FUCKING KEK
Easton Walker
Fuck you. You stupid nigger, I deserve this spot. I called it first.
Easton Kelly
ah fuck, i kneel to dubs
Austin Gonzalez
Bump. Op please come back.
Isaiah Jenkins
If a thread ever deserved a bump this would be that thread!
Adrian Williams
Well done OP
Alexander Anderson
Thanks baby
Jackson Ortiz
Wow. Fresh bait! Nice!
Aaron Stewart
tomate unos mates un tecito que te limpian el estomago, user
Dominic Rodriguez
Oh wow. I just masturbated to a story like this.
Benjamin Rogers
The fact you idiots are falling for this is pathetic.
Gavin Cook
Fuck it, I'm interested. moar?
Jayden Rodriguez
c'mon faggot post your cum covered bathroom floor
Carter Williams
Fuckin kek esp picturing the 10 min part >9/10
Liam Jenkins
OP is ded
Ian Hughes
He died from intense anal satisfaction the gayest way to die ever
Adrian Powell
Laxative. You need to shit it out, no other way.
Connor Gutierrez
yes, i imagine he was found in a puddle of his own cum, a faint buzzing sound emanating from his anus
Lincoln Hughes
Sister: Where the fuck is my vibrator? Notices bathroom door is locked. Sister: Doug (Idk but a dude who gets a vibrator stuck in his ass is probably named Doug) Uhhh why the fuck do you have my vibrator?!?!? Doug: Why do you even have one! Sister: Stop fucking with it and give it back! Doug: I fucking wish I could its stuck. Sister:Stuck? Stuck where!?!? Doug: In my ass. Sister: Hahaha good luck faggot. Doug: Help Me Please! Sister: Nope I'm just gonna buy a new one faggot enjoy prostate pleasure while you sufffocate in cum.