I need help turning kilograms into minutes. A friend of mine said it could be done but I haven't found out how...

I need help turning kilograms into minutes. A friend of mine said it could be done but I haven't found out how. Help me please

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waht

you awoke me from eternal dormancy user

lets get to the core of this shit

1 minute is roughly 96.69 kg.
so therefore
69.96 kg = 1 minute

hope that helped OP.

Minutes will be hard. Can you settle for seconds?

you can convert them if you consider the number of divisions in each unit

Oh thank god it's real I was afraid I was gonna look like a retard

multiply by seconds per kilogram, then by minute/60 seconds. done.

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faggot

Yeah I know everything my friends ever said to me was true too OP.

Read his post more closely, you still are.

Fucking gringos with their imperial shit.

1 KILO ยจ= 45 minutes

STEP UP NIGGA

YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR THE TEAM TO CURE CANCER
CONGRATULATIONS

I know for a fact that nine cancer cells is equivalent to 32 minutes. I have no idea on what I should do with that information, though.

>convert-me.com/en/convert/flow_rate_mass/kg_min.html

Average ejaculate at 2.7 grams

flow rate:
therefore I ejaculate at: (g/s) 0.045

gram per year (g/year) 1,420,000

Thas a lot of flowwy cummies

I hope you get 8 hours you stupid fuckboi

you hope I get 1491 cancer cells?

Alright I'm working on a legit calculation method of converting the weight of an object to a measurable quantity of time (minutes in this case). Keep this shit bumped, if not ill post my findings in a new thread, just because.

I help your mom dude

Found the grad student.

Very simple E=mc2.
E = kg
Mc = minutes

Basically. Any amount of time works really, but the more the better.

Alright user, wait a fat minute and I'll be there with the plan

Who would win?
1 kg of public hair or 2 million minutes of potatoe?????

Your unbreakable autism.

Public hair. Public hair always win

>grad student
:/
I've been stuck at a community college for 5 years because I can't find an interest in anything as well as being too lazy/not motivated enough/ to put in the work that would go towards being successful in my classes and field. I also lack the discipline to push myself to strive for greater too. But this seems like a fun little project and I already have ideas of the factors I'm going to use in the calculation based on recording and measuring in time static factors involving energy output/activity of either (or maybe both) the states of matter that make up the object; as well as the measurable units of matter that make up the object.

I share the same feelings user, exactly the same.
at least you made it to college.

nice dubs, faggot

i think Barnhofer worked on converting kilograms into minutes, but went completely insane trying to use liters as a kind of proxy.

i do not recommend this route, but godspeed user.