Greetings Cred Forums, I am Arthur, King of the Britons...

Greetings Cred Forums, I am Arthur, King of the Britons. I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot. You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?

No you limey redcoat im fucking Irish American, the two groups you've shit on the most.

do i get to fuck the princess?

How can you be King!? I didn't vote for you.

I am your knight!

None shall pass

Would you like a jellybaby my ol biatch

If you brave knights have the courage and skill to defeat this enemy.

I will join you

My knight hole is ready

Sheeeeeeeeeeit nigga, i'll help yo ass

Bunicula!

Bruh.

My childhood.

No you are fucking retard!

Wish I could

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>No you are fucking retard!
No you are fucking retard!

I are Sir Carbs, can't git enugh.

Will join you on your quest, after a nap and a coke.

will there be bitches n coke?

But there monsters out there. With big, nasty, pointy teeth

Oh yes, had a diabetic moment there. Never fear and stuff.
Feast your eyes!
None shall escape my wrath, within waddling distance.

i had one i think somebody made it, it was a stuffed bunny but someone glued fangs and put fake blood on its mouth, i loved him.

Plenty enough coke to sit on it and sniff it through your ass and girls that will rip off their nips to get your dick.

We'll see about that shit. Lamentations and all that...
WERrreraaaa!

Only if you can count to 3 to throw the holy hand grenade

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Mmmmmmmm perhaps. But first you need to solve my riddle. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsiepop?

1

2

3!

FRAG OUT! TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND!

Greetings my lord!!! Shall u smoke da herbs to be enlightened???

My and my army of death r ready to invade those niggers at your command

NAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!

What is this albino Namekian doing here?! Kill it like the rest.

I shall partake in such a gathering with the presents of the necture of mother nature's sweet breast milk

U r on acid !!! Our soldiers will rape that fag

Ahg!
FUCK!
DAMMIT!

Teutonic knight stand by

>Implying the English empire didn't shit on places like Africa and India more

Lol

SHE'S A WITCH! A WITCH I SAY!

More volunteers arriving by the minute me lord!!!

I will duel that monster all by me self!!!

I shall join your holy quest, king henry

Sush a girly man in his fancy armour. My glorious pecks are enough to destroy you.
I'll but my stogie out on your corpse.

more than america sure
not more than ireland

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There would be women of happy spirit as well as magic potion and coke

Ni

Have no fear my pairs and loyal servants we will embrace our quest with the knowing of us as the meanest mf's in the valley

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I'll stomp you into a pulp!

Everyone grab your coconuts

"Brutis, Hammer dude.. Do your thing...

I'm in. 100%. I am on a quest to redeem myself. Please take me good sir. I have been slandered.

Verily, These dubs make me worthy. Check em.

I don't wanna talk to yiu no more

Can I bring my mom and my 4 kids???

You got it

That some cheatin bullshit right there.

King of the who??

Not that way you dummy the other guys!

The fuck are you gonna do about it?

Why don't you put a damn shirt on?

Show some respect or u will be mutilated (balls first)

You empty-headed animal food-troph water.
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberrys.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Caerbannog!

When one has a body this good. Shirts are for mere mortals.

Oh yeah I do this to you dumb ass. Blalahahaha!

actually King Arthur was a woman

We'll call it a draw!

Way to touch the third rail and spoil the fun.

The Knights shall prevail!

Very well. I shall send a cart. To gather you up.

After all it's only a flesh-wound.

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Lol

blame the japs they did it

I will show u my pairs my sword any minute now

Thank you

Indeed, it is.

Yo yo sup

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I will lead you!!!!

Clears throat.

Bitch please.

Ok ok I see where u guys are headed for, but couldn't we be killing all Jews on our path????

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Why be a king, when you can be the lordy allmighty.