Describe your absolute most shameful fap session

Fapped over a nigger wearing tight leather pants. Shameful

What happened to the outfit?

You probably felt the same way as me when I tried to fist myself

Yesterday, came on my sister while she was sleeping
Thinking of doing it again now...

I beat off over a passed out drunk girl at a party once if that counts.

whilst having a conversation with a friend on Skype (it was a girl, not a fag)

Don't do that.

pic related

i dont know what to make of this

Why not

shameful. and now you're gonna cum to this.

"why not"
Do you really need yo ask that?

You're a good man.

I've got one. but you guys have to realize that things don't seem quite as weird to you when you are alone, as opposed to telling people about it...

I have been a trap for a long time, but I have a really big shoe fetish for flats.
I have bought tons of pairs off ebay, and wear them all the time
Anyway, lets just say that I don't hold back when it comes to fapping with flats. I generally am wearing them, while laying on a pile of them, sniffing them, and rubbing them all over me, then sometimes licking cum off them...

I'm not too proud of it, but no one has to know :^)

Because it's dumb, and if you've felt the need to do it once i can only imagine what kind of disfigured autist you look like. So on behalf of your sister, stop you weird disfigured autist. Find a chick to actually fuck or work on yourself instead of jizzing on sleeping people. Fucking shameful.

Traps and crackhead prostitutes

She's fucking hot though

Was watching a ricky Gervais special and remeberd some dude cummig outa window fast foward got reallly drink in hotel in México and a 8/10 secretary walks by came out the window and landed on her hair a cop saw but didnt really care much

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She's older than I am

source?

Was sitting on the toilet and I went to fap to a ugly trashy persian escort with a giant fake ass. Halfway through my phone died and I was desperate for some pic or vid to blow too

Found my wallet, opened it, and busted a nut to a photograph of my mother and father

And you're probably a disfigured autist. Fuck off.

Trips Fairy has noticed you, friendo.

Please accept this token for your impressive roll. Congratulations!

Brought to you by the letters (F)ap of (S)hame.... Pic related.

It's okay my children. Nanny will save us

to be fair though you could say the same about everyone else here

Everyone here doesn't jizz on sleeping people. I know i never have and never will. I'm also not a disfigured autist like yourself, good one though.

ur missing out fam

Nope. I actually fuck people who are awake. It's a lot better overall. Sounds like you're missing out fam. Good luck being a disfigured autist.

I once had a really hot friend with 10/10 tits that fell asleep on my bed one night, so I slept next to her and played with her tits literally all night. I don't think I got a bit of sleep all night, but I didn't fap at the same time.

looking back, maybe I should have... then again, I was an autist back then, I should have just tried to have sex with her

Great picture, very interesting.

did it fit in your ass?

Was walking behind a really hot girl with a huge ass in PE for like 10 minutes and it got to a point where I couldn't hide the boner so I went in the school bathroom and fapped to the thought of her.

This actually sounds awesome.

yea it was pretty great... somehow happened again like a week later. I miss those DDD's

Nearly

While looking in the mirror

I absolutely agree with you here. That Dumbass shouldn't go jizzing on his sister or family or unconsensual folk.
Although you speak of him finding a girl to fuck. Although that is a great idea in theory, in reality that is an impossible task. One can't just simply find a girl to fuck. Easier said than done.

Cheese pizza m8. Shame shame shame.

>mad at girlfriend
>she fell asleep in lingerie on the bed because I made her wait 2 nanoseconds
>try to wake her up so we can fuck
>she gets fucking pissed because I woke her up
>goes back to sleep after she took the lingerie off
>now I am mad
>decide I wanna cum, but not on her behalf
>starp fapping to random porn litteraly 2 meters from her away
>activate super stealth fap mode
>to no avail
>she wakes up without me noticing and watches me a little before asking if I enjoy myself
>have fight of the century in the middle of the night

yeah, that was pretty stupid.

Shoving a finger up my ass while reading this.

I once fapped it whilst sitting my hamster on my face and trying to suck his dick

You were in the right. If you can't fuck her by her blocking your access to her vagina, then it's your right to fap to porn.

hamsters dont have dicks. they are reptiles

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When i was a kid i slept over my nans in the spare room and top and tailed with me sister. 20minutes of working up the courage and stealthly moving her panties aside i jacked it and rubbed my cock on her until i shot a load across her thigh.

I tried on pants in a Goodwill dressing room. Jacked off in them. But them back on rack.

I'm in my sisters room right now... Any way I could take her panties off without her noticing?

Had cute high school cheerleaders in front of my apartment. They were holding signs for a car wash fundraiser for their school. The short shorts and young bodies were just too much for me. Front door locked. Check. Stared at them through the blinds and fapped one of the best nuts ever. Felt kinda guilty afterward.

going to my cousin's flat and cumming in her body lotion while pretending to take a dump

pic related

>disfigured autist

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I once used my wife's high heels to fap. She was out shopping and I was horny. Pic somewhat related.

Did coke in a bar bathroom. Went outside and had behind the dumpster. I was drunk. I jacked it for like ten minutes drunk and on blow. I couldn't get it up. Then I noticed there was a camera outside. Mfw there is a blurry video of me jacking it behind a dumpster coked out at a dive bar..

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pfff did that all the time with the shoe collection of my ex. you have a heel fetish?

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Apparently so. This was just last week.

Dude, if this is the worst you are lucky.

Double dubs witnessed

Nice, checked.

does your wife know of the fetish? because if shes cool with it, it's amazing like when she wears them for sex

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Oh, my.

I watched Whitney Wisconsin get her pussy liked by a dog and fapped to it. Not because the dog did it, but because she was so willing to let the dog do it.

Die.

Physically disfigured while also being autistic. What's not to understand?

i once fapped with a friends shoe. She had them ordered to my address and i loved her feet so i did it thinking about them, rubbed precum all over the inside and came buckets. I always get a hardon when i see her wearing them.

But that's not what you said... Autists already being disfigured would make a disfigured autist relatively normal.

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underrated

I bought a foot long heavily ribbed dildo and some lube, thought things might get messy so laid in the bath and started destroying my ass with dildo while fapping furiously, dildo popped out along with a vast amount of runny shit, just kept fapping and rammed dildo back in, after I came I rubbed the shit all over myself and just lay there for a while covered in my own shit while I recovered from the most powerful orgasm I've ever had.

She doesn't know the fetish, I just sometimes ask her to put on an entire get up during sex including heels. She thinks I just like the outfits but in reality I'm also staring at her feet in heels.

Feels good and bad man

fapped to the sounds of my sister and her bf having sex in the room next to mine.
>im not sorry

Well done

Didn't realize shoe fetishist was a big thing around here...

Eh mine is more of a foot fetish thing. I love the way feet look in heels. My brain just assumes I like both.

>Early 90's
>Dad has VHS porn collection I found
>Old as fuck VHS player - top loader, dodgy as
>Parents out put Color Climax 8 on and rub one out
>Rewind tape. Go to pull out. Oh fuck oh fuck tape has unwound everywhere and jammed in player
>Parents pull up
>Resign to my fate
>Dad notices instantly.
>Mum starts crying

I fapped to a "Pokémon Snap XXX" parody from a video on Newgrounds called $upah NiN10do or something. I regretted that deeply because it tainted my views on Pokémon. Anything worse?

I try to convince myself that I have a foot fetish, but seeing feet doesn't turn me on much unless I really like their shoes.
You are lucky for liking heels though, I love girls in flats, but they don't usually wear them when they are trying to look sexy...

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Fucking disgusting foot people

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My uncle had a hot girlfriend so i stole her panties to fap with. Only it wasnt hers... it was my grandmas. I didnt know until after

Deal with it

Brandi Edwards.
I like your taste

I was sharing a bed with my mom in a Hotel room wich was pretty normal since i was like 13. it didn't turn me on or anything but she was asleep so why not.

>hole in bathroom wall (made from plaster)
>fap multiple times to brother fucking his girlfriend in shower
>fap to 17 year old in shower

I did that too, but with a dude. we we`re playing diablo for hours and i was tired and bored and was curious if i could pull it off without him noticing

This.

did he cum?

A She-hulk comic

someone please roll the whale back into the ocean

This made my fucking day

Once when i fapped right when i was cumming i stuck my finger in my asshole, it didnt smell very nice afterwards.

Shoved a showerhose in my ass, filled her up, shat everthing out. Lubed it up, shoved a thermomether, quite a big hairbrush handle and then fingers and a fist. Felt good man.
>Still don't consider myself gay

Haha haha oh wow

Who is this girl?

>be 15
>babysitting younger cousin
>play with her back until she sleeps.
>finger her, get horny
>lick my fingers, sniff her asshole, get worse
>she almost wakes up
>leave the room with her pants
>dirty pants
>wear pants on face while masturbating
>see parents dogs near me, one female, one male
>sniff pants while sucking off male dog
>fuck female dog and cum harder than ever
>feel absolutely disgusted with myself afterwards
>hedonism took over

that's probably my worse

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I believe you win.

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I once fapped to trap porn on the tv and came on the little wood table (probably knee high) and the family dog came running and hate the cum... I just watched him with my dick still dripping

Wat

You realize she was only pretending to sleep, right?

seemed plausible until the dogs

real nice story user

the ones after not fapping for several months
material-wise: I once fapped to my physical chemistry textbook, i really liked that one

nah she was asleep, i was a ninja

>seems somewhat normal until the dogs
FTFY
although i probably could've done without, but i'd done a lot with those dogs over the years.

My landlords wife was vacuuming the halls outside my apartment and I fapped while looking at her through the peep hole. Came all over my door too

Just know starting to feel the shame about it, back then I just thought it was weird..
>be 14 or 15
>POV film yourself fapping
>fap to the video and cum
ffs...

There's no such thing as a shameful fap session.
Another word for shameful would be socially unacceptable.
As as far as I'm concerned, a fapping session is not a social interaction, hence there can't be a shameful fap session.

My goldfish

Probably fapping to a cup from Wendy's.
>mfw redhead fetish

well done

well you've obviously never masturbated on the bus before

Well when I was 12 my dad walked in on me fapping to porn on the web. My family is extremely religious so this was unacceptable to begin with. Being this was the third time my dad had caught me, he wanted to drive the point home that fapping is bad.

He marched me out to the front lawn with my pants down and made me fap in front of the fucking neighborhood. I cried while I came.

actually i did once

kek

I used to come earlier (1-2hrs) to school just to be able to put on my crush'es sportswear in our class and fap. I still love that smell.

fapped while my niece was laying on top of me watching a movie

>older than I am

So she's 13 then?

same. like 3 times but its cool

>summer
>aunt and 3 cousins visiting from out of town
>end up at the beach with them
>mom, aunt, oldest cousin in the water
>sitting on a towel in the sad wishing i was anywhere else
>two younger cousins next to me trying to make sand castles
>girl cousin wearing one piece swimsuit handed down from her older sister
>bottom doesn't quite fit right
>her pussy constantly coming into view as she's moving around
>dick is diamonds
>try the slowest/most discrete fap ever
>end up jizzing in my swim trunks
>feel completely horrible
>feel the hot liquid shame slowly creep thorugh the mesh liner and settle onto my balls
>boner doesn't go away
>as mom and aunt get back to the towels
>get up and sprint to the water to try and wash out trunks

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>really big shoe fetish

Like clown shoes?

How old was she?

This

>Double dubs check'd
>Don't do it
>if i can't convince you do it in thread with pics

About 3-4 times a week my gf makes me lick her asshole while she falls asleep. She rolls over on her side and let's me fuck her ass with my tongue for as long as I want and she usually falls asleep a few minutes in. I fap furiously while licking and sniffing that sweet asshole. Most times I cum multiple times.

What is so shameful about that

Nothing at all just thought I'd share

>Reply to Thread No.706000530

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> on image board
> posts text of link to image
> 2016

no one looked at your image faggot.

I did. Shits gross

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Umm, I hope you’re trolling.

You must be new here

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>family camping out
>have my own tent
>get to the faparoo
>didn't pay attention to the noise because of headphones
>user why was your tent shaking last night?
No words gave it away, subject quickly deviated

Nah! I replied to another comment by mistake. I actually wanted to reply to the guy who said hamsters are reptiles.

thefuck

Ohhhh, yeah he's trolling.

God of War 3. Aphrodite sex scene

I fap to college girls while sitting in my car at my school's parking lot. Its fucking disgusting and not normal, but when I see a chick with a fat ass in leggings I just cant help myself. Im trying to stop, but at this point I conditioned my brain to associate leggings with fapping and orgasm so every time I see leggings I gotta bust a nut. My very high sex drive isn't helping either because I can literally bust just as hard 5-10 minutes after last orgasm especially with the right stimuli like leggings

That being said, I once fapped in my car in my gym's parking lot while vaping(weed) and the combination of adrenaline+thc+hot ass leggings walking past me I busted so fucking hard I orgasmed twice, yeah you read that right, I literally had a 2nd orgasm as soon as the first orgasm peaked and started to go down. I never felt or experienced anything like it ever since.

Fapping in general is like an addiction for me in general that just keeps escalating, went from fapping to some hot shit on TV as a kid to porn to now this, fapping to girls in person that walk past my car. Its fucked, anyone can realate? I can't really talk to anyone about this obviously except for you Cred Forumsros so its not easy to fight these urges by myself because If I told anyone about this "addiction" id be deemed a horrible fucking weirdo.

Just now. I fap to a vid of my sister masturbating. It's the only thing that works anymore. I don't even cum that much. Kill me.

I bust twice in my wife all the time. She preggo now, so it's like every time.

Wait what? What thread is this? I want to have a serious talk with this young man.

Wow that video is old as fuck. You can still find it in YouTube

Nice, I never even knew it was possible to have 2 orgams in a row, one after another. I tried to find any information on this phenomenon but there is literally nothing about it happening to men, only women.

see

Post vid user

It hurts her, but when I bust, I wait a couple of seconds, then I go deeper. She screams and I bust again.

I have bad news for you user...

>Be me
>Be June 2015
>Broke up with ex gf in February that year
>She never took the stuff she left behind at my house
>Started fapping while smelling her lingerie
>Started putting on her lingerie when I fapped
>Feelsgood.webm
>Found out she had killed herself
>Realized I had been fapping to a dead woman's clothes for 3 days
That shit was in the trash that night

Lmao that rules

Jersey off to hillary clinton once. Still worse then jerking to my sister while she sleep next to me. Still won't vote for that bitch hillary, even if I did cum

oh
she'S 12 BTW

i love fapping to my little sister. it makes me feel guitly, but damn does it feel good

can I save this

Should have auctioned it online. Shit like that sells.

I came
Thanks user

Where were you a year ago?

How does she get those out of there? Also wtf?

this

It's hard to choose one, so here's a list.

I fapped into a girl friend shoe (I didn't believe I'd enjoy it that much)

I lived in a house with 20-something friends around my age for a week.
Found myself alone in there a few times and I went into every girl room
and jacked off with their panties

Jacked off while spying my cousin from outside her room window, didn't
cum and took a pair of her panties from the drying rack to finish

>thinks there's really a vid

Searching for used panties online.

>butt plug
>skirt
>Omegle chat
>I never SAID I was a girl but heavily implied I was
> fap session with another dude for like 20mins
>feel like shit after
>fap to lesbians an hour later
>wtf am I

Fucking kek

feel guilty after

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guy or girl

>cumming to a nigger

This!
this right here

seen before?

Pics of you as a trap?

Fairly recent:

>Wife invited a girl from her hometown to stay in our house
>She's about 7/10 but nothing to write home about, tbh
>She'll stay here for a month, user
>This was during a couple of weeks when me and my wife hadn't had sex coz of late nights at work and stuff
>Anyway, one weekend I stayed at home while wife went for groceries, with friend staying at home as well
>Like I said, she's just 7/10, but I don't know what, but watching her I felt really horny
>I wouldn't do anything to her though, coz I still love my wife very much
>So I went into the bathroom and tried to jack off, but for some reason I can't
>Then saw panties hanged to dry in the sink
>Assumed it was wife's so grabbed it, wrapped it around my cock, and jerked the hell off
>Came within minutes, decided not to wash the panties coz anyway it's my wife's
>spoiler: it's not
>Went out of the bathroom relieved, then friend went to bathroom
>When she went out, she had that deathly stare aimed at me
>sheknows.jpg
>itwashersfuck.png
>my face visibly reddened I think

don\t blame you. she'sa cutie

Part 2:

Part 2:

>So friend's been staying for a little over two weeks, and I was nervous she'd tell about the panty cum to wife
>Preparing for a hell of an argument
>Never came, though, friend didn't blab
>She did have that deathly stare on though everytime I look at her
>For a foolish reason, I said, "Fuck it, just say sorry."
>So one day we were alone in the house, I asked, "Did you tell my wife about you know what?"
>She had that deathly stare again, and replied, "No."
>Paused, then continued, "I'm your guest here, but I expected to be treated with respect. So please, just don't do it again."
>Visibly reddened again
>Got awfully quiet at dinner, I bet my wife senses something but she didn't pry or talk with me
>So I did the most logical thing, figured if I was gonna get caught, I'd go out in a blaze of glory
>Woke up in the middle of the night, saw friend sleeping in the living room
>Jerked off in her hair
>Came out a lot, but she didn't wake up
>Still felt horny, so I went inside the bathroom and put my cum in her shampoo
>The bottle was half-empty but I filled it to about 2/3
>Slept, and decided, fuck it, if I'm caught then I'm caught
>Woke up next morning, nothing happened
>Friend didn't say anything
>Wife didn't say anything
>Figured, okay, so I shocked her enough to stay quiet
>evillaugh.mp4
>A week after, as scheduled, friend went back to her province
>As the taxi drove away, and me and my wife were waving to her, my wife said:
>"user, I know about the panty cum and you jerking off on her hair and shampoo. Let's talk."
>Shit

Did she find out?

yes and many more

who's your favorite? wish mack z did more

oh snap

all of them

Justin....is that you??

Any girl that age user
any girl

Fapped to a video of myself fapping to a video of myself fapping

it was interesting and a bit weird at the same time
Have since deleted that video

I don't know which is more shameful

1 - Masturbating while watching a video of myself masturbating.

2 - Masturbating while watching my 15-year old neighbor across the street.

ironic similarities

U say she makes u than right after u say she lets u tf bra

I know this one

>26 years old
>New toon on Moon Guard
>In Goldshire Inn
>Sitting in chair
>Female Draenei dancing on the table in her underwear
>Jack it and jizz all over myself

Yup. Literally the second I finished the realization of how low I had sunk just set in.

I will never forget that moment.

Used to bust twice a few times in my ex (double-O). She was a cunt, but got damn the sex was great...

cousin on the right, cant help but jerk off to her big tits

Hence why I deleted the video, never plan to do it again

Well Dúbbs says you should share!
Preferably the best you've seen

>be 13-14
>have a loft bed
>step sister and cousin sit under the bed, be above
>extermely_horny.gif
>slowly_stealth_fap_mode activated.pdf
>cum later
>eat your cum
>they whisper to each other and look at me weirdly when i come down
>
>oh_my_god_what_have_i_done.png

rate

I deleted mine but tempted to do it again.

holy fuck those eyes

dont feel ashamed user

We need more of her user

And I thought I was the only one who did this.

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I would love too but.......

kill yourself you aids-ridden faggot.

about 17 years old, drunk, go to omegle coz horny and want to try to see boobs. end up talking to an older bloke for a while, feeling super horny because drunk he starts making requests and i follow. end up wearing a pair of my sisters used underwear with another pair over my face masturbating for him, then cum in the crotch and licked it out. instantly closed internet and felt disgusted with myself for days after

>be me
>be 17
>in my room (ground level)
>fapping in the nude
>about to nut.jpg
>notice something in the corner of my eye
>see 50 y/o neighbour woman standing with nose up to glass
>panic reaction ensues
>throw myself down on floor
>take computer monitor with me (anal porn on) >computer chair flies away to fuck do I know
>crawl behind curtains
>proceed to hide for like 30 min
needless to say, I avoided that woman in the future

Just give hints to how to find it

youtube user youtube
It's everywhere

britfag detected.

Also you're a complete and repulsive faggot.

Whatcha search, i cant find shit which is new, you might have something i havent seen

ye, masturb8ing 2 girls is dumb

I just tried fapping to your picture. It wasn't easy.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y1MFWfw6PeI

youtube.com/watch?v=_UWg-6d_AeA

Damn already seen Mack

youtube.com/watch?v=TdgBW0FpPeo

Wait till the vid ends
then pic a new one
should be more vids without mack in them

That's rape yo. Fuck you for not only being autistic but also one of the worst human beings alive.

mackenzie ziegler dance

>be 13
>get home from school
>usually the first one home
>consistently use this time to fap in the yard
>apparently I have a thing for being naked outdoors
>clothes off and humping the pool chair
>feelsgoodman
>all of a sudden I hear the back door open
>ohshithide.gif
>fumbling to get dressed behind the chair
>mom yells "I SAW YOU ALREADY user!"
>"what are you doing?!"
>paralyzed in embarrassment
>sit there in a half naked stupor
>neveragain.png

12 years later, still fapping and fucking outside. Risky orgasms are the best orgasms.

Do it fo da vine

youtube.com/watch?v=oSKfzlem71g

prepare to fall in love

Did u faped using ur mother ?

Fapping to the ending of a serbian film

amagine all three at once?

That's tripple dubs retard

Fapped to some good ass the nigger with a do rag blowing a white guy in a supermarket.

Hood ass thug nigger***

When my "girlfriend" left with another guy at a party and I started having this panic attack or something and went home and came buckets twice back to back.