Explain this

explain this

I can't.
It's almost like she wasn't dead before she died.
How is this possible?

how can you not be dead before you die and still alive before your dead?

Say waat.
OP is a fag

she was killed hours ago, after having sex with multiple men, they beat her and she died of brain injury, the crown didnt want the fallout from the media, so they put her dead body in car, and staged the car accident

actually it's possible to be dead way before you live but only if you die a few hours after your death

Fake and gay , op is kill

enjoy your visit from MI6

How dense can a person be?

>Diana was still alive
>hours before
>her death

that goes without saying...

I was asleep before i got up,

was hungry before i ate breakfast,

was horny before i raped that hooker and stole her earnings,

oh lord, please end this idioticness

what

Explain this

so your saying she was alive before you decapitated her.

...

Private Eye, English satirical magazine...

I had a friend who was born in Germany and had an emergency flight to the United states where they drafted his birth certificate showing the day before he was born.

He lives in constant fear that he will be dead the day before he dies.

ITT - Americans try to understand satire.

Subscriber here, pretty much my main source of news.

She was alive hours before she died?
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!!
Are you telling me she wasn't dead before she died? what the fuck? How is that even possible?

>2016
>thinking you have to die to identify as dead

Checkmate shitlords!!!!

This is Cred Forums, we all died on the inside years ago

Tfw you'll be alive before you die