I wanna learn Japanese to go to Japan and fuck Japanese girls...

I wanna learn Japanese to go to Japan and fuck Japanese girls. How long would I need to study to learn to speak fluently?

they're not interested in foreigners.

You'll never be able to speak as well as a native speaker but if you're committed, a few months to be able to hold conversation is probably pretty achievable

Learn to read too, makes life easier

Just give up

are you kidding? They know foreigners have money, not to mention treat women better than Japanese men.

just give up on that dream OP

there's no way it's going to work

M8

I need to tell you something.
Japanese women aren't they way they are like in Anime and Porn.
Japanese people are weird human beings.

go fuck yourself OP, they ain't interested

I worked for a Japanese company for years and traveled there many times.

IMO you will have better luck not learning Japanese and instead meeting women who want to meet foreigners, and teaching them English as part of your hook-up.

Most young Japanese already speak enough English to have basic conversations, so you don't need to know any Japanese.

But it's really useful to understand Katagana characters so you can pronounce out western words, like Hamburger.

Anecdotal: My GF went to a salon in Ginza a few days ago. Stylist was asking all kinds of questions about her "foreigner boyfriend." Complained that her Japanese boyfriend was "so Japanese" and wishes he had the attitude of a foreigner.

Just go to a gaijin hunter bar and don't be picky. Or hit me up and I'll ser if I can offload you on the stulist if I can't work a san p

Clearly you've never been to japan. They aren't very welcoming of foreigners, or 'gaijin'. You get stared at, and at best you'd get some pussy at the red light district but then end up on some yakuza turf.

At least you are trying to learn japanese OP, because very few speak english. And boy, you either need to have real good credentials to get employed there, or lots of cash to spend. Japan will suck away at your finances like a gold digging hoe.

They are intrested.
There is a point in life of a women where they want to get laid.
And if you look up at the statistics you will find out that Japanese man are really fucking bad in having sex and are master of the virginity

It takes approx around 1100 hours to learn it on a advanced level

Most know a bit of England, so just learn a few impressive words to wow her and your set. Make sure when you have sex. To tell her Watashi wa kore de owaridesu. Watashi o fooeld tsukuru ikimasu. Mean i love you and even though im from west i will always care for you.

as someone who lived there for like 1.5 years. studied the language hardcore and had my whole worldview destroyed. there are some beauties. but even those often don't have good oral hygiene. its just not very common there. if you think white pussy sticks, uh. ur in for a suprise nigga.

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See, the problem with learning Japanese is that the more you learn, the harder they judge you on your mistakes.

When you don't know anything, they think "of course he said/did the wrong thing, he's a completely clueless barbarian."

But the more you learn, but then make the inevitable mistakes, they think "that asshole! he should know better!"

It's counter-intuitive to everything else in life, where the more you learn, the better you perform - but that's Japan.

you wont ever do this, and you will not be attractive to them, basically you will be a toddler learning to speak.

that's less time than i've spent playing dota 2

It's not like a medical dosage OP, it's entirely up to you how much you study and how fast you learn.
What do you think this is - downloading software? Gtfo Skynet.

Jup can confirm i lived around 1 year in Japan.
It is easy to hook up girls there but it will be a bit unnormal?

My half Japanese girlfriend and I are visiting Tokyo in a few months, but I want my buddy to get laid while we're there. Got any advice?

I've toured many places in Asian and with the exception of the Philippines I can confirm Asians hate white guys. I mean all them. Thailand is fucking awful. They totally despise white people. I speak Thai but I don't let on and listen to there convos. They fucking hate us and would love to see us dead and take every fucking cent you have. Indonesia is full of Muslims who fucking hate us. Vietnam - well the war. Japan - the war. China think there the master race and anything not Chinese is below them. Cambodia they would rape your white ass then rob you just for the fun of it. I've been there, done it, seen it. Take this as a warning. Asians fucking hate us.

why do you need to speak japanese? you just show them the money and start humping.

Visit the Philippines, you'll be treated like a king there. Just avoid the cities. Go to the beaches.