Guys, what is this cat saying?

guys, what is this cat saying?

"Please do not have children."

Meow

Tomorrow is CATURDAY!!!!!!!!

>user, why are you gay?

"You know I'm a cat, right?"

Why do niggers smell?

I have been very patient with you user, but it's running thin. Hand over the imported tuna or face my wrath

"I could scratch Trump's nut sack and become the hero of the world!"

>OP is a faggot

He speaks Latin you idiot, how am I supposed to know?

Looks like "vvvvv" to me.

I should invest in renewable energy

Death to amerika

I need you to pet me

Is that a gram?

you should buy me a boat

"Pet me now human"
also post more cat pics

FML

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black lives don't matter

You realize, that moldy potato over on the floor has been here longer than I have?

You! ape! I only hang around because you give me food... where is it then?