Alright faggots, post the most interesting thing about you that people don't know about

does it work over the internet?
like skype and shit not text based that would be ridiculous

I'm not a faggot
I hate drugs and alcohol I just don't like them I have tried everything
I love being productive
I don't have facebook or twitter
I'm a Caucasian male only into females

Crazy shit I know

I can't smell body odor or farts. I can smell sweaty feet but only when my nose is right up against it and even then it's not something that bothers me.

and why do you have magnets in your fingers

Same brah, it's almost sad that decent folks like ourselves are becoming rare.

>im a human lie detector
>lie about amount of people in hotel
what are cameras???
>lie about smoking
what is a sense if smell???

Stocks. I actually do quite well 6 figures, A couple years ive brought in 7

I'm an electrician in Manhattan. I can test currents and I know if something is energised just by being near it. Comes in handy about 20 times a day. What would normally take two men half a day and $20k+ in testing equipment, I can do in two minutes with no equipment at all.

Also, because science.

>On Cred Forums
>decent

Pick one

I need to be face to face to you. Or I need to hear your voice

I also have the neat ability to pick up random metallic objects with my fingers, and also non ferrous items, so I guess I am one up on you there.

My best ability, is to instantaneously convert oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Iseewhatyoudidthere

Eh, your right. I'm edge master filth ready to fuck some black trannies and shoot up heroin.

I'm a really fucking good singer.

I can tell what is going to happen next by observing people and there choices and I also go over all the possibilities of what could of happen in my head

I play with a tube of meat that shoots white stuff out that creates babies.

>Arrogant
>Decent
Don't pick one. Just leave

Is Trump will win,
What will happen to da world?

I've been smoking weed on a daily basis and my girlfriend of 3 years (who I live with) doesn't know. She thinks I smoke about once or twice a month. Sneaky, aight?

Time stamp and example of my magneto powers

I only see one Image even though I am using both of my eyes. When I cover one eye I still See one Image which is a bit less interesting. Weird

Can you still use compasses?

I refuse. I'm gonna make this place a haven for SJWs. I despise seeing all the racism and hate here, makes me sick.

Sorry for sideways

nothing, trump will be 420 no scope sniped as soon as he's elected

Sometimes I dream things that end up happening

K

It can interfere with a compass if I'm too close (like within a few inches)

Also, if you get enough magnets implanted some people actually start to develops a natural sense of magnetic north at all times. Haven't been able to do that yet though

My cat died today.

>i hear voices
>sometimes i think i'm bisexual

AMA

I can suck air into my ass and rip top tier farts, I can only do it while lying down some way but I'm trying to make it so I can do it whenever so I basically can fart when I want

pic related
I tried to draw my techniques
First I relax my anus and then I suck in my stomach which sucks air into my intestines

sorry to hear that user, RIP

>ITT faggot OP needs more people to know he's a faggot.

same

Claims to have amazing ability by being able to predict outcomes and know when anybody lies
>uses powers by managing small hotel

You make you living taking credit card numbers you twat

Used to be able to do the same, but I've got to disagree.

Once I got the technique down it wasn't so bad. Just don't put your weight on your neck or anything, that could end badly.

Shit, this makes me wanna go work out.

And if you ever need to get an MRI, you'll see some serious shit.

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i can tell if a woman is wearing pads or tampons by the smell.
I don't say it much, i'd look like a weirdo

Eric, get the fuck off Cred Forums. You have shit to do.

So I hope you didnt get them in both hands or your fucked if you ever get lost in the woods.

Yeah gotta wrap the shit out of them with gauze and tape for an MRI. Don't really like the though of them flying out of my hand.

Airport scanners are fun too

ITT: autists think they have anime superpowers

With this one trick I seduce any female on the planet. 100% scientifically proven by scientist in womanology

Might be useful short term, but how will you enjoy heavy metal poisoning?

who does the implants? Is its a legit doctor of some sketchy tattoo artist or some shit?

Nah only the outside edges of the least commonly used areas on the least used finger (ring) and the thumb (that one wasn't a great idea) on my non dominant hand

Yeah it's called visual cues and being able to read body language. Most people possess this ability except autists.

But go on believing you're a unique snowflake.

They're gold plated. Unless I crack them open accidentally my body will never reject them. If I do crack them, gotta cut them out immeditely.

they're often coated in the same shit medical metal is, so it's safe most of the times

Are you Robert dinero?

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Body modification specialist/artist. Painful as fuck.

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Reminds me of the story of dome dude learning to suck his shit back up his ass.

Bullshit

I have a crazy good sense of smell compared to everyone I know.
I can smell if there's been a cat in the room hours prior. I can smell who passed my office just now. I can pick out the individual scents of flowers when I walk by a field no problem.

I can also smell your pussy, ladies. To a certain extent I can tell you how many layers of clothing are between me and it. So I know when there are no panties present.

ay me too user.

Able to think ahead eh. I've heard of this game called chess where people do this.

You are a fucking retard.

Explain yourself

No local anesthesia? Basically just a dude slicing your fingers open?

do they encourage you to get high/drunk whilst they're doing the implants?

Faggot

>Im also pretty good at predicting the outcome of a situations
Who's winning the election, and is it worth it to just kill myself right now?

This is fucking awesome. Kek.

Used a bit of local, but you can still feel it. Think about how many nerve endings are in your fingertips.

It's also why they're most effective in your fingers. Highest amount of sense (besides your dick)

trump

I can guess what people look like, their age, what they usually wear, what their hair and skin color is on Omegle text chat.

No idea, but deff still kill yourself.

Bullshit

Who dis

Next up, magnetic dick compass!

>can't use phone with left hand, but can pickup a lighter
the best 200 bucks you ever spent

It wasn't encouraged to me, but I'd recommend it

Native American
>Can speak with most animals.
>Can tell time from the sky w/in about 10 minutes, sun, moon or stars.
>Can predict human behavior through experience, so many people think I am prescient.
>Can sense minute changes in the environment.
>Can hear sounds well above and below normal human range (those insect and rodent ultrasonic repellers drive me insane).
>Can detect sounds well below normal human decibel range.

It's a cheap hotel that can be trouble. I know the cops around me and they know me.

They lie about not being smokers.
I tell them they can't smoke. Just from their reaction I know if they do.

I know to keep someone around their room for when they do. It saves time/manhours getting the smell out.

>sense of smell
Smoke detectors, guy. But I don't want them smoking I'd rather catch them in the act and avoid more shit like telling them they lost their deposit days later and have them deny shit. I can tell who will attempt to fool them or tamper with detectors. I just know who is trouble and what kind. Fuck I see people who have bad credit cards before they take them out. Bad as in stolen or just fucking worthless.

I supplement other ways through my customers (I get money for sending them on tours, to restaurants, calling a cab, getting them women, etc.), but it would be really stupid to gather numbers there, it leads right to me.

And honestly I can't imagine some of my customers having that much.

To bad your a fucking retard that can't even use there correctly.

Nah I can use a phone. Only time it gets annoying is when my buddy tosses paper clips at my hand.

Besides posting on internet boards how many people per day do you tell about your "secret" power?

Were you not given enough attention when you were a child?

You fucking attention seeking bod mod fags crack me up.

D

I can induce massive headaches by "flexing" my head/brain, idk that's what it feels like at least. They don't go away without ibuprofen or waiting like 2-3 hours. Been able to do this since I was real little.

are you autistic?

You have a clot.

Kek

Pretty sure it said stuff people "don't know about". Top score user

Still cool OP. Most people won't actually do something like this even though it might be useful. So what if it isn't. Makes you unique.

Cody's Lab has a video of him doing this
youtube.com/watch?v=tVVTSXA0HTU
Seems pretty neat, but I don't have the guts to cut myself open tbh.

do you trick people into thinking you can move metal objects with your mind

Self induced migraine? Sensitive to light?

Tell me more...

the stock market, you fucking idiot

pleaase expand on this

On occasion. It's good for winning bets

Nah.

It's been checked out, ct scan says I'm fine.
I discovered it when i was like 7 or 8 trying to go super sayian or some shit. Every so often i see if i can still do it.

And how well did you think this response was going to pan out?

When people are talking I count how many words they have said... In group conversations I get annoyed when one person is in the 100s and another is still in low tens, so I try convince the people with a low count to talk

Makes me think about the people who took the "Dollar will collapse on sept 26th!" Seriously. Saw some people on the boards really hyped up about it.

Not at all, I spend most days at work and after staring at computer screens with no issues. I don't usually get headaches unless i cause it.

You mean /biz/ ?
It's happening soon, so much market manipulation and that whole housing bubble is back again, also in a large part the auto loan industry is doing the same.

That's nothing new mate. Every man does the same shit as did our ancestors some 200k years ago in order to hunt more effectively. It's got to do with evolution and not your "special snowflake" status. Women on the other hand can analyse people's emotions and body language to the point it's fucking scary. Think of it as an innate ability that comes with being fucking human.

bullshit

you win the prize to the least useful power.

Advanced autism.

Hey, user, I want you to know that's pretty cool in my book.

No. He's not.
This is just another bod mod thing.
There are plenty of idiots doing this now.

same mate, except i started working out and lost all flexibility while gaining muscle mass. I remember my back hurt like a bitch for days afterwards. I didn't have many chances to do it since it was about the time i got my first gf and we fucked like rabbits.

th-thanks user.

OP here. I agree you have to be a bit of an idiot to do this. However there aren't many. I'd say somewhere around 10,000 and that high balling it. More people get RFID implants and subdermal designs.

I am glad you are using your power for good autismo. seriously, that is a very generous and thoughtful thing to do. unless you are just doing it to keep the counts similar because of your autism.. but you know what? either way it is cool.

hey do men talk more than women?

you should count interrupts and syllables too.

I can burp all day, any day, any time, no matter what, pretty loudly too. Have been able to my entire life. I'm allergic to practically nothing. Minus allergies from tiny bullshit particles like cat hair and grass, I could roll around in poison ivy eating Reeses all fucking day.
I have above average hearing. Like, phenomenal hearing. I can hear things coming from my left or right with the opposite ear; a leaf hitting the ground outside of my car. My hearing sometimes seems better when I'm listening to music, especially when I'm high.

well don't just talk shit prove it

da fuck... that is some creepy shit. how do you know if you are right? it isnb't like you can check and confirm.

What do you discuss with said animals?

Back to work, Eric.

same here - except I could jizz in my mouth by licking the tip. then the guilt and regret.

then I got too fat so it didn't matter

Already posted time stamp

its called autism,

its gonna be ok

Try washing yourself

It's hard to describe it better really.
I can smell the difference between bitter and sweet chocolate before I see its color. It's mundane stuff, really. Everything smells, all the time. Some stuff smells more than other stuff.
Its sometimes confusing because I'm acting on information that I forget that not everyone has.

Only things its really good for:
I can tell quite easily if food is spoiled.
I can look at a girl/woman at the party and say "You're not wearing any panties" and watch her turn into a tomato.
I don't have to ask if my boss is in. I know his cologne.

being drunk for tattoos or anything including cutting you open is the dumbest fucking idea ever, alcohol thins out your blood, meaning it'll be harder for it to clot and stop you from bleeding, and you'll just fuckin die over trying to get magnets in your finger but being too much of a pussy to just let them cut you open.

please do the hearing test and stop being delusional.

drugs are not good for you btw.

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Thanks
I dont really talk to girls often (HUGE SURPRISE) but from conversations I hear they tend to say more words but most of them time its because they are saying 'like' and 'and then' alot
Thanks...

those are good skills to have, work with them and turn them into something great

when i was a teenager, i used to hang out with the other trash kids,, listenning to black metal, hanging out with huge packs of goth girls and weirdos, and it was not socially awkward to ask them, it was like "ahah so trash i like it yea burzum" and shit.

15 years passed btw, i'm a respectful human being now

Don't feel alone in your autism user. I tend to subconsciously count syllables in words and names. For example I won't remember someone's name but I will know for a fact that it's two syllables.

but i still can't reply properly i guess

I can do that but only as a queef

Yeah, whatever. Also, it was a hearing test that confirmed the hearing, when I was 9. Never gave a shit about it. Still don't.

I can cook reeally good like gordon ramsay is a disgusting chinese street vendor next to me.
the problem is i don't like cooking for many.

combining flavors, smells, using alternative techniques it all comes natural to me.

so... technically you can do blowjobs with your ass, right?

Me too.
I find this ability useful when taking a shit. When there are smaller chunks of shit you can fire them through your asshole like shit pellets and they hit the bowl real hard or make a splash. Fun times.

Yeah I sometimes do that too, but I dont really forget names, I forget faces alot though.

I am able to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation without vomiting.

The doctors still can't figure out how I'm able to do it.

Nobody's gonna believe this but I swear to god it's true.

any japanese faggot can do this.
I'm no ninja, but I learned to do this living in japan.
also, foreigners here stink like goddamn french frogs. For fuck sakes, wash yourselves

>telling a girl at a party "You're not wearing any panties"

"you can fire them through your asshole like shit pellets"

>I can fake headaches
you're a fucking bitch

Fuck, me too. I thought I was the only one.

oh god i thought i was the only one.

awesome.

All of my senses are acute.
I can feel things that aren't even touching me, read things like small text from almost a mile away, and I can tell the difference is taste and sometimes even name the spices that were used the least to make the food.

Cody?

Hey OP i would like to introduce you to my friend electromagnet, why don't you shake hands with him?

Being able to Draw and Paint anything I can think or see is pretty cool. I don't really tell people anymore because I'm not a faggot who needs compliments or validation and people want you to work for free.

Gets me laid though.

voyeur legend

This only happened once to me.
>dream I am on a plane and am about to go down
>same exact day I hear my family is planning a trip on a plane and am going.
I went, but I shaked like a total bitch. First flight I didnt die, but the way back I was sure was the time the plane would fail.

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it's the diference in diet imo that gives the more potent stench.

I had a japanese roommate, most annoying bastard i ever met.

If you use anything electrical it would fucking break
Also if you are ever to close to a strong magnet it could Fuck your shit up
This is a cool fantasy but its just that, bullshit

I sense that you are lying...

but you are alive.
so it didn't happen you lying piece of shit you think you can just go to the internet and write lies?

You could get a job doing Language Analytics, easy. I know there are people who'd be interested in counting/comparing how may words each candidate has said in their speeches.

>so I try convince the people with a low count to talk
Good on you, m8.

Checked

holy shit I never though about that
I did however shit out a shit pellet in bed while doing this

Check out 'palette cleansers'
Coffee is a known cleanser kept in bowls in perfume shops for this reason

I can See into the future while dreaming. It usually happens 1-2 weeks after I've dreamt, but it is always the exact same Thing as in the dream. I just don't know how and when it happens, so sad I can't control it.

I can do a very convincing old man voice

They aren't that strong and that would have to be a powerful magnet (MRI and the like)

Fucking savage

R.I.P Anons cat

Not strong enough to do damage. I use tools all day. I wish I could break shit with them lol

I cured borderline personality disorder in myself. This is unheard of in the medical community.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

Rain man over here

And I can see your face on the telelphone, on the telephone, on the telephoooone.

I'm pretty much a stay at home husband with no job or kids.

I didnt die in the dream, only was on a plane going down before I woke up and soon after heard i had to ride a plane.

I can fly also im spiderman and this is my pawn shop

I can hear neighbors talking in their houses from across the street in the middle of town. I can hear them fucking or taking a shit, it's the slightest noises being made at the strangest times, they're the easiest to distinguish.
I can hear birds at night chirping across town, they communicate with other animals by the way, other species. And they take turns, they don't all chirp together like high school kids with a substitute teacher.

Best post in the thread.

Is it a gun?

You've relapsed.
The medical community knows and doesn't give a shit.

someone for the love of god screencap this

can you pick up your credit card without breaking the magnetic stripe?

can you end the planet in a holocaust?

Protip: drink alcohol before you sleep. Gives you vivid dreams. Good luck winning the lottery and don't use your powers for evil, m'kay?

What a load of fucking bullshit and it has been eaten up like candy by underage faggots itt.

You dont relapse with a personality disorder. Thats not how that works. You relapse when it comes to psychosis, mood disorders, and substance abuse. Systemic changes dont "relapse".

Yes, can't damage cards

This happens with many people. Dont worry about it though. Theres no need to look into it even though it literally shouldnt happen.

i use black and with screen much better Cred Forums

Are you saying you can act? You know that's not acting, right?

If gaining joy from causing others to be embarrased means I'm an autist then I want to aut the ist with the best of them.
But if I was an autist, how would I know when someone would feel embarrassed? If I was an autist, how could this bring me joy.

Also, worth noting, I once started a conversation with a girl at a party starting with that statement and ended up having sex with her. So obviously not the worst thing in the world to say to someone.

Only happened that once tho. A better opening line (for those reading this thread hoping to find good opening lines to meet someone at a party) is "Hi, my name is . Who are you?" At least if you follow this up with an actual conversation.

I sleep with one eye open always (medical issue) and I have a child over in China that I fathered whilst there for a year.

Yup and believe it or not i can keep a rhythm with no metronome

Rest in peace user's cat.

im depressed but i dont tell anyone because i think its a phase and im not looking for attention

I can do telekinesis.

dope

kek get the fuck out of here

Dumbest idea ever.

>no mri ever
>hassle at security metal detectors
>creating current in things you touch
>surface for infection
>good luck putting necklaces on
>or any fine control over movable magnetic objects
>proximity to strong magnetic fields could cause burning

Why is it always September??? My wife's grandpa every fucking year. Five years ago I got married on 9/10/11 and he was like "y'all shouldn't get married something bads gonna happen in September" two years ago she was pregnant "I hope that bad thing doesn't happen in September" he was born in February and he was like "oh good he will still be small enough to carry in September while you're on the run because of the bad thing" and here it is 9/30/16 and although he warned us nothing bad happened. I guess there's always next September.

ive been here all summer am i an oldfag yet? kekekekek

Are you having a stroke?

Pls be real. Post vid!

Shit's not as easy as you think.
Wanna write a comic book?

No. Im saying I fixed the underlying traumas and developmental problems that come from having the disorder. Its basically C-PTSD when trauma is encountered at an absurdly young age.

I have anorgasmia....

I'm a 32 year old male and have never orgasmed but I suffer no erectile dysfunction issues like most.
It seems to make me insatiable even if its caused a lot of depression when I didn't recognize my issue wasn't such a contributing factor as the girls I dated were plain whores.

So, I use it to my advantage and for a while there I was the number one requested dominate male hooker in all of Florida.

I literally can leave a chick dead asleep and go do dishes as I like physical work and chores.

So I eat em and fuck em through as many orgasms as possible and then clean their house. Lol

Btw I'm also a beastial sexual empath and can smell arousal and orgasms and can even estimate how many more until my lover is done. Very handy.

*Black and whit colors

my penis is significantly above average in length and girth

no

every male in my family will die at around 60

we are born normal but when we hit puberty imagine Jason borne genetic shit... were faster stronger and smarter than most people. I was the first generation to go to school and needless to say it was before graduating high school i had an Air force general i believe visit me trying to recruit.

by the time we hit 35 we become useless since our bodies burn out. I am currently a step away from major organ failure in most of my of my body. Including brain. According to the doctors I may look 40 but my insides are around 60. 20 more years to go max.

Also I am the first in all the family not to go into the family business, which runs around assassination.

I know alot of people will call bullshit but i thought i would share. I believe there is a small percentage of people like myself around the world and we are all born to be killers and destroyers of man. I was raised with genetics when choosing a mate. No not like white power but will it make a better human kind of idea behind it all.

Ohhh final thought I do believe my grandfather is German. I never met him

Look up psi wheel on youtube. Lots of people Say it's b.s.....just try. Give it at least fifteen minutes or so. Most people can do it. No one believes it's possible until they do it themselves. Good.luck.

Kind of a neat little trick I picked up while serving as a Marine in the Marine Corps -

I can pick up cigarette butts really well and can't hold a steady job and want to kill myself!

White
>Can tell time from watch, clocks, sun
>Can predict human behaviour through statistics and semiconductors
>Can cause environmental changes
>Can produce and make visible electromagnetic radiation well above and below human abilities
>Can hold liquor
>Can navigate seas and pay visits

What kind of voices?

Sounds awesome, don't worry though. Our orgasms really do only last a few seconds, And it's not less is more. It's all give, give, give. Surely you know this though.

Well I do act, and sometimes I wake up with harsh spasms in my body. But I don't think I have a personality disorder. I know who I am. But I have no doubt I could forget who I am someday, and I think it would be really cool. Maybe because I've hit my head pretty hard, multiple times over the course of my life.

I think I have perfect pitch. I've never had it tested nor do I know if I really do or how to even test that because I'm not a self centered asshole. I can pick up a guitar and tune it perfect by ear every time. Idk. Probably not

It.. Actually does the opposite

Yeah ive heard about that assassin shit. Got any resources so i can train? I wasnt exactly born into a lot of this, but i can never get my mind off it for very long. I guess its a passion or something.

You have BPD?

Fake but cool story

I want to get into assassination. But I enjoy being a law abiding citizen too much. I am proficient in firearms and I hate everyone. Would that help?

source?

most of the time I know exactly what to say or do to control people around me,without them noticing.
However this has a downside..even though it's really damn easy for me to socialize, make friends, talk myself into a girl's panties, I get bored of people real quick... not the dude you are annoying, get lost kind of bored, i mean the I gottaquit, and start a new life somewhere else kind of bored

Everything on Cred Forums is fake. Theres almost no need to ever post something saying something else is fake. We all know by now. Whats real is the EXCEPTION, so the only callouts we need are to point out when something IS real ie not fake.

check em'

I also find myself anticipating human behavior and finishing people's sentences, etc.
I think all these mental super powers we mention we have though are just examples of our minds and bodies reaching high levels of functionality, or whatever it's called...

I'm a great singer, but I only sing alone. Only my sister knows this.
People think I'm bad at lying, because I make up bad white lies and give myself out, when in reality no one knows when I actually lie.
Sometimes I get paranoid as shit and I become really observant and thought-out, while normally I'm very easily distracted and I space out a lot.

I can eat shit with my ass and turn it into food.

You are half right.
sciencefocus.com/qa/why-do-alcoholic-drinks-give-me-vivid-dreams
>Many people use alcohol to help them sleep. During the first part of the night it increases non-REM sleep (including deep sleep) and suppresses REM sleep (when most dreams occur). But as the blood alcohol level drops, the reverse happens: sleep is shallower and waking more frequent, which means more dream recall, and more REM sleep, leading to vivid dreams
Do you speak from experience?

Stopman, The Iron-Fist of Justice. Enjoy.

No faggot. The most important thing is to not feel at all or very little. Anger and other forms of emotion are tools. Excessive feeling in any direction is a liability.

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

You must be fun at parties

I can poop and pee...at the same time.

dont know like i said I was raised to move away from it all so i had no exposure.

my father on the other hand has gone as far as having judges under his belt

I can fly.

Oh, and I have a natural clock, and a very good sense of time

I'm working on that one... congrats.

Ahh you didn't know. There is some fine print in the magnet fingers contract that you signed where you have to accept people who know of the magnets to try stupid shit.

Hopefully this shit works when does the pulsing pain stop?

From what I've discovered, youre on the right path. BPD's have a higher degree of sensitivity, emotional lability/intensity, diffusive thinking processes, and intuition, which all affect each other at the same time. However, because its so fucking sensitive, no one ever learns how to control their shit properly, so they end up acting like loose cannon whores and psychos as a way to try to cope with the excess built up frustration.

Also, trauma plays a semi-variable, yet important role.

Ive got the ability to dissapoint everybody i come into contact with

No, no. If anything it's just the behavioral aspects of BPD, and it's what I learned from my parents, specifically my mother - whom I genuinely believe has personality disorder (not to mention alcoholism with prescription drug abuse).

No. I've been the same person, with the same name, in every picture and video I've ever been in. The same name has been in every program of every play I've been in. The same everywhere, every time. I'm actually a pretty normal fucking person. I just don't think people should conuse personality disorders with acting. Actors relive emotions and events, or portray their beliefs and feelings internally that they feel about a subject, outwardly, and so on. It's relating to people. It's high science man! Theatre 101.

>tl;dr
>nah

I accidentally impregnated someone very famous after a brief affair. She didn't want the baby and told me it was over. I was so heart broken (because I thought she loved me and would leave her dude for me like an idiot), I could barely function. She aborted our child and two years later scored the role that made her a household name. I said something about it and ended up getting my sag card revoked mysteriously. I moved back home and I still wonder if she ever thinks about me, though I know she probably doesn't.

It still fucking sucks, and that was all years ago.

I used to be morbidly obese at 301 lbs my whole life (23 years). Lost that shit under 6 months, BMI is now 22.

Every fucking fat pig is a liar and a horrible human being, especially the ones, who promote that losing weight is impossible. They are the reason I never tried. And it was successful on the first attempt. Goddamnit.

>AMA
Do you know what this picture is from?

>Stopman, The Iron-Fist of Justice. Enjoy.

holy shit, I've had several pictures from that comic in my favourite hentai collection. Thanks user, when I saw the title I thought you were fucking with me.

response below

as funny as it sounds most of the stuff came naturally or at lest was taught on a daily basis so i wasn't able to tell i was raised funny till now. Like preparation and how to deal with people at different stages.

...show me your workplace insurance policy allowing for this and i'll believe it.

Not OP but damn. Sorry user.

Sad stuff really, especially when it's faked.
Like when people fake having medical problems we know little about already, for attention or pity.

Best I have done was flip a.light switch from across the room. That was some time ago.

Quadroon hands. You probably use them to steal you filthy, unemployed monkey tar baby.

I've visited Area 51. It goes really, really, deep underground.

video of you doing it, or you are a piece of shit for lying here.

Acting isnt separate from BPD. Its one of their key traits.

Anyone who gives a diagnoses because of acting is retarded, but pretty much all BPD's act. Often times, they act so much, that they forget who they really are and think theyre the mask itself. Thats what causes part of the whole "rapid cycling identities" thing.

mutant scum

Tell your dad to chill the fuck out and send me money so i can invent some weapons for you guys.

Thanks. I don't tell anyone because no one believed me when I tried. But heartache is heartache, famous girl or not.

Hope u never need an MRI done

I'm into 15 year old girls, and I have the ability to talk them into my bed.

Funnily enough, acting so you can get a fake diagnoses for attention is actually a symptom of other illnesses. Theres a reason why theyre attention whores. Its just generally not the diagnoses they want.

I'm naturally lucky and use it consistently in small bets. I win around 65-72% of the time.
>22
>No job
>Current savings around 15k
>Make small Gamble's and bets for chump change constantly
>Coin flipping, local poker(not at casinos etc), pick a cup game.
>Usually do better than $300 a week

Lol I know what you mean. But is it reeeeeally acting to you? Acting today is just rehearsal and rehearsal, a director gives you an idea of who this character is and you help make a character who simply recites lines.
If a person with BPD is aware of what they're doing (acting) it isn't exactly a personality disorder is it? It's more like a behavioral disorder.

Give me those trips.

rip

Once again hope u never need to get an MRI done

I have the most made up real life stories at my work no one believes me when I tell them except my co workers who are there and see it happen

This is prolly the most stupid idea fora fucking thread.

You are asking middleschoolers and weaboo faggots with wild imaginations to tell you what the most interesting thing about is about them.

Then of course they react with some weaboo fantasy bullshit

" HURR DURR I WATCHED THE NEW JASON BOURNE LAST NIGHT AND NOW I KNOW WHY I HAVE ALWAYS FELT LIKE A BADASS ASSASSIN "

AND THEN of course everyone goes, " your're a faggot, your're a liar, now way that happened "

This thread is literally a giant troll to everyone who isnt some immature delusional idiot who still daydreams about having superpowers

KEK 10/10 for making me reply though.

Like shooting a school

and sick dub dubs nigga

uhh one of my thumbs is bigger than the other

look up mr. methane.mother fucker took his asshole on the road and earned a living ripping them on stage. career change?

Different person. I believe you. Who was it?

Ever do anything online?

Nice trips. I demand a pic and timestamp

>wild imaginations
>hatin' on people with wild imaginations
>kys

I find online poker more biased to the house than anything. I won around 55% on it. Not worth risking anything over $1000

when i was a child i saw those coffee beans in a perfume shop and didn't realize what it was and just ate a bunch of them

fucked me up

quick question, do i know you?

....meaning are you cassox? proteus? etc.?

ye I've seen that guy
he holds the record for the longest fart ever. My lnogest fart lasted 22 but I haven't really set myself into farting longer

maybe someday I'll hold a world record
dad will finally be proud of me

my inner sociopath squeals in delight and wants to take advantage of your naive confidence in your abilities.

Being aware of it just makes the disorder more extreme. Cluster B personality disorders are specifically known for both consciously and unconsciously creating masks/personas for them to wear.

The only time awareness is ever a problem is when someone is dealing with repression/delusions.

Look up Howard Stern, Fartman, shit bricks

I had a heart issue when I was younger and got surgery on it and when i was old enough to know the gritty details the doctors told me if I get too excited or worked up my heart will just give out without a heart attack or anything

I have my own internal suicide bomb that effects only me

I can control my dreams. It usually starts randomly but once I understand its just a dream I take full control. Sometimes I let my brain to take me to strange and new places. But mostly I just fuck bitches and fly around landscapes. The best part is it can be learned.

I plan on being the President of the United States one day. I'm currently on a path that will slingshot me there, but no one is aware of my ambition. My only goal that I hope to achieve while I'm president is to change the education system to one that would benefit America for generations to come.

Lots of cannabis dispensaries have jars of coffee on the counters so you can get the full smell of each strain of cannabis

so you're no longer self-aware of your condition.

Excellent progress!

Also, yes, your first sentence is something one has to realize. We get so caught up in acting and being all sorts of different things that eventually we cant tell the difference between acting and not acting. Theyre one in the same. Thats part of what i mean by "becoming the mask".

Yes.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gugure!_Kokkuri-san

You can't play a guitar now though.

...

How's it feel hearing people fucking?

I dont even know what to say to people like you. Mental illness is actually fixable, whether you can wrap your mind around it or not.

im a sex addict. i have no self control at all. sometimes i fuck women within 20 minutes of meeting them, and i've cheated on my girlfriend 3 times in the last week.

most of the time i want to kill myself im so ashamed

>>local 3?

Rip

Guy got shot not five yards away from me.
Was a planned murder inside the school, but technically I survived a shoot schooting.

Yeah I've noticed weird abilities to guess people's age and birthdays on omegle too
maybe that's my brain just remembering the succesful results and forgetting the ones I fucked up at, cuz tbh that seems the most logical explanation

So it's scarier to health professionals when a person consciously practices being another person. I think it's the reasons behind why a person splits personalities. When a person does it to become a women by night as opposed to a person who changes personalities to rob a bank or go between families, it can be scary.

But I bet you don't get those same reasons as commonly with a person with an actual personality disorder, even those who understand that they have the disorder. Would make a great movie idea wouldn't it?

Your character can predict when these changes will occur and how long they will occur, he prepares himself for the personality change into Max Legumes. Max, kills people for money. By day, Max is Trevor Rex, a simple grocery stocker.

Or maybe there's a certain demographic likely to use that service, leading to grossly nonuniform probability distribution?

>> "Hi, my name is . Who are you?"

Groundbreaking.

i just dont really believe it because im borderline, and i havent met or seen any borderlines who cure themselves, ever.

I've met a few borderlines who really got motivated to get their shit together, and they discovered coping strategies for when they get lonely, coping strategies for when they get suicidal, coping strategies for when they want to do a shitload of drugs and gamble and speed and fuck and everything else we do.

And they function well, and their coping mechanisms allow them happiness and the ability to function.

But deep down? There's still the urges to cut and do drugs and starve, there's still the fear that your loved ones will abandon you, PTSD-style symptoms always come back, that desire to test your s/o's devotion is always there.

They manage their shit, but deep down they're still bpd

>Hey Bruce