Got this blister and this Olfa knife, dubs decide what happens

Got this blister and this Olfa knife, dubs decide what happens

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You've already made up your mind what is happening
just do it

Take a shit in the sink and post pic

Cut around it about 1 inch away from the blister and pull the meat out

Put the knife down and rip it open with your incisors

WEW LAD

Stab yourself in the leg with knife, as deep as you can, then smear some of your own shit into the cut. Bandage it and go about your day

Checked

I could let it fester

sharpie in pooper

winrar

I bit it and tore it, lots of water, check me out on YouTube DarbNation

What's even confusing about this? Poke hole in blister, drain, wash it, then put gauze/bandage if you REALLY want it, but it doesn't really warrant it. It isn't hard.

slit your throat

now cum in the open blister

Oh yeah, and if yoi have tiny scissors, snip off the extra dead skin and clean it up.

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OP better fucking deliver

I second this, the stem cells will give you wolverine-esk healing abilities.

I already delivered on original dubs! Isn't that the rule? Or do I have to deliver on all dubs in the thread!!

All dubs bro. That's how this shit works.

these

>dubs decide what happens
You didn't specify, now we'll decide everything until the thread 404s

That is usually how I get rid of my blisters too.

Dubbs don't lie!

youtube.com/watch?v=NSwdF2eob_M

use the power of your cummies to heal that blister
cum in open blister already

Ok I'm gonna deliver but you anons better support my YouTube channel fuckboys!!

Stop making poor life choices and get a job.

oh yeah
no problem
im subscribing any minute now

As soon as you deliver I'll consider it

kek

Well, I'm not proud but...... Here you go Internet, I didn't see you there

dubs get

It shall be known that OP is not a fag. You may treat your blister with alcohol.

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does it sting at all?

Cut your dick off

OP
you are no longer a default faggot
you have moved up a tier
congratz
i salute you

if dubs now lick cum off blister

OP has actually delivered

Oh my god dubs yet again

dubs demands

I DID IT AGAIN!!!!!
topkek

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dubs speak the truth

winners

and i get trips
today is a good day

lick that cummy blister OP

Ooooooooooooh mama

Uhhhhhh

Ya biffed it.

Godspeed OP

HOLY KEK

Fucking ahhhhhhhhh

call the based god my nigga

Put salt on the open blister

OP I award you an internet this day. Jesus fucking christ

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Is this rly happening? OP you are awesome mate

God fucking speed OP

What the hell is going on here, is OP not a fag?

Fantastic

based as fuck OP

Reroll

Get me in the screencap niggas

OP i fucking love you for delivrar'ing my gets
on this day you are far from a faggot
(even if you have cum in your mouth)
i salute you and donate all my interwebz to you

Someanon please screencap this epic thread before 404

You made my day OP, thank you

take a shit on the floor and smear all the shit into the blister, leave it in the blister until it gets infected and then post the picture

You should have stuck the knife in your eye as deep as it would go, this Cred Forums sux the old one was better

put me in the screencap kek

AGAIN

oh you fag

Toasting in an epic bread

let maggots burrow into ur blister

now send picture of cummy blister to the cdc as if it is a new form of contagious rash

Now burn that blister with a hot lighter. Give birth to inception blister, a blister within a blister

Keep cum on it if possible, it will help cool the lighter before the burn

Rolling

Get this man some titties. What a fuckin boss

top kek

roll

Resetting days since op was no faggot counter to 0

ffs

I FUCKING LOVE THIS OP

OH FUGG!!!

because dubs
and OP is not a faggot

damn, the green bitch looks like my ex, do you have more of her?

i am disturbed yet aroused

STOP WAISTING DUBS

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Sadly no. Love me some redheads tho

NOW GRAB YOUR PET AND SPIT CUM ON IT

rollerino

i could not have picked a better to come to this board

OP IS A BASED GOOOOOOOD

FUCKING HAVE ME IN THE CAPTURE

sear the blister closed with hot metal

roll

Finger in pooper

ROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

get as many other ppl as possible to cum onto ur blister as well then u gotta lick their cum up off ur skanky ass blister hand too

put me in cap

Fuckin roll

The dubs are strong in this thread

Op now poop on ur hand

Now clean the mess with bleach.

now send picture of blister with cum on it to the first female contact in your phone with the words
"i think it's infected"

reroll to make epic bread more epic

llor

one last roll

piss on the floor and record it

Feed your pet with that.

roll

piss and shit all over ur blister

her name is puddems

Shoot up your nearest school.

>dubs get

Roll

r
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l
l

rolling for this!

roll yolo

no rollerino in the threaderino

tell your mom you love her and go to bed

Rollio

fuck me in the ass

Top kek

roolin

Rerolling for school shooting.

WINRAR

TRIPS MUST OBEY

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Send the picture of your cum covered blister to your mom/gf

Rolton

seig heil

winrar YEEEEEES

Do it

this thread is about to get even more epic if OP delivrars

don't forget their reaction!

cut off the entire hand that has the blister cause y the fuk not lmao

Not OP, but what do with bugs in this cup?

They're alive btw

OP here, Darbnation thanks you all

into your urethra they go

Into ur eyes they go

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Put me in the screencap

But how

don't know why but reading these two together
my fucking sides

dubs decided

smash glass into your face so it breaks
let bugs migrate naturally to the liquid of your eyes

hahahaha yesss

Pour them in

I'll try to poor the glass out mostly. Then put them in my eyes. Only on Cred Forums.

We need a screencap of this fucking thread
Future generations need to see this in a best of Cred Forums thread

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Don't think this will work, next dubs with a suggestion gets it.

Preach

This ain't shit. I remember hatchetbro. That was some shit

Implying this was even a good thread.

OP probably eats his own cum everyday. Yeah, he deliveded, but all he did was open a blister. Quit being so new.

Put on the bug goggles faggot

>lots of water
are you retarded?

Im back to work, maybe next coffee break I can deliver on some more winrar

Kek

For someone who licked his own cum, OP defo not a fag. GJ Sir, may the Dark Lady watch over you. *salutes^

Pour some bleach on there

Checked. OP wont deliever though

are you retarded?

Well it was a good thread, see you all next time.

If you're really OP, I just want you to know that you're not a faggot, you're actually a god tier based OP.
[spoiler]Just be back before this shit gets 404'd[/spoiler]

Now that was anticlimactic.

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