REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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But what if I'm gay?

im so close anyway

.

I only want a girl with a feminine penis

Wife is gonna be pissed

so I can has a second gf tomorrow yes?

cool

NICE!

Why not

Thank you

Is it really working ?

I hope she visits me at my house because I'm too lazy to go outside.

I fuming hope so

Meh why not

thanks mr. skeltle

Nice

Meeemm

Replying to this thread OP.

accept

Fuck it

What about a daughter?

you're a fuckin liar

Ain't got nothing to lose

no harm trying

Better Cred Forums true

.

Lies I'm forever alone

...

ok

but actually tho, i think i might

ok

This stuff never works

Please

Bite

FUCK YA

Hi

daily reminder it was Cred Forums's cunnyposter who was doing hilloliposting yet Cred Forums still blames CTR like idiots lol. best board wins again

roll

Pls op grant my wish

might as well

hi youtube

not unless she's attractive and attracted to genital warts

Eh why not

Seems totally legit

TO THIS THREAD

bro i wish lol

Why not?

OP is a faggot

give

yay

Hilly was thicc tho

testing

Im trusting you

Yay

...

Nice!

reporting in

I want to die

Sure. Fuck it.

pls

this board is shit because of these threads

Double dare ya motherfucker

I am going on a Tinder date tomorrow, so I will humor these shenanigans.

i know her irl

If I get dubs do I get that many?

winning

okay

...

Finally!

God yes plssss

lol right

ok

TO THIS THREAD

Fine

right

I want a cosplay gf

Desperate/10

OKAY DUDE :~DDDDD

please wurk ;/

omg really?

Amazing

this is a reply

ples get me a gf

Maybe not

Roll

the fact that i am posting here means i should go to sleep,
good night, see ya tomorrow gf

please god make it so

I dare you

Gimma

Mine too, but I'm past caring, bring it on.

Wink

Alright

Pls

If I have one do I get two?

Bullshit

>Tfw you think that anyone that thinks posting in this thread will increase their chances is retarded but you feel like this will still somehow help you.

lmao sure

Please

I'm lonely enough for this

Roll em up

Holy schisse she's cute

No-one can break the curse

Eh. Worth a shot

This may be bullshit, but if its not......

Gotta have faith, b/ro. The power of the hivemind, mememagic, sprinkle this thread with a few pepes and we can't fail.

Prolly not

why not

not really going to happen is it?

Cool.

faggot

saged

Eh. What have I got to lose besides data. Posting

why not

My vision is augmented.

k

Do it

thats not how it works....

Rolling anyways

I already got one.

Can I RMA this one?

...

Yes please

Thanks op. I've got the perfect candidate in mind.

here's hoping

Okay

...

yas

Deal

As long as she is not a trap

GIB GF NOW BY THE ORDER OF THAD CASTLE

she should also enjoy facesitting me

ok

Thank you sir. You are gentleman and a scholar.

God kek have mercy on us

Worth the shot

Beer glasses? They will help you get a girlfriend.

at this point i might as well post

I wish

First time i reply on these
That's cos i don't care i if my mum dies

Seems legit

i wonder how many people expect this to work

wot?

I hope this is true

here we go

worth a fucking shot

Only if it were true

pls i just got dumped

I need my virgin dick drained

Got one anyway, but rolling for a mistress

I am one of those.

I don't need a gf

Need a sweet sand nigger qt3.14

you guys are fucking retarded if you believe in this

Sure hope my wife doesn't get mad

right in the feels

going to a steam bath, this is gonna be interesting

if only tho

we'll see about that

Cool thanks For the hook up OP

ok brobeans

>posts to tell us we're retards
>posts
>s'OK, we believe you

replied

i will take one for me and one for my friend ok?

Yeah sure

Im good if its by sunday night when I will meat a girl from Tinder

pls

We'll see about this

Gf get

im not getting one
but if Somehow it happens Im going to make a thread about it

pld

I hope that

PLEASE GOD

Posting out of scientific curiosity.

you better be right.

.

Let's see

Haven't had one in wayy too long...

ohemgeee roll gf get

Meh

GF get

No thanks, I don't want her. Anyone want it when I get mine?

Cling onto hope.

...

p-please

worth a shot I guess

Lets try

Pls

Why not

What OP faggot meant was

Post in this thread and you'll be somebody's bitch by tomorrow. Faggots don't have girlfriends

No, this isn't necessary. You're postin gin this thread, that's enough.

worth a try at this point

Yes plis

You underestimate my capacity for complete social-withdrawal

memes

"if you believe in this" not if you post
also, i never said that i'm not a fucking retard

Will my wife find out about her?

>tfw no gf

...

sure

wont happen

please work :(

WEW

pls dont be a trap

sure

...

Reply reply reply

I'm so alone

Need all the help I can get

LET'S DO IT

im desperate enough to hope this works

ok

...

Ok

why not

pls. it's time.

fags

fy

please werk

Oi

What if she lesbian?

I need this

PLS

I NEED SOMEONE TO LOVE ME

Sure why not

Nothing to lose I guess

plz

Haha I wish

just let this work for once, please Cred Forums, bring some kind of joy and hope back into my depressing life

it better be agnethe

Not a chance.

Wurf

Praise teh gods

WTF does that video have to do with anything? youtu.be/Pd9FYOTIu0Q

>Girl
>Feminine
>Penis

PICK ONE!

FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD GODFUCKING DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh thank fuck, I was just about to kill myself

meh

If only.....

...

Lets see what happens

MGTOW

Doubt it

Why make posts like this

Please

Why not

Nice

Cliche romance moment

FUCK YOU OP

it doesnt work like this but im so desperated so i post here

Please be real

why not

in other news, op is still a fag

k den

K

Did you look at the image I took it from?

Idek

yeah its pretty degenerate

Please be real

pls bring gf

Won't happen most probably, but fuck it, why not.

better be or u die

Pls work

:)

Check em

pls

i call bs

bump

o-ok

Hey I'm new to Cred Forums

Replying

...

here goes nothing

...

Pls

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