Hey Cred Forums. I wana kill my neighbour`s dog. How should I proceed?

Hey Cred Forums. I wana kill my neighbour`s dog. How should I proceed?

Go out and get laid - you'll get over the dog.

Or fuck the dog I suppose.

antifreeze in its water bowl.

Works everytime.

idk much about killing doggos but im sure that the first step is to kill self

What about BrainCleaner in a piece of meat. It easy to trow without being see.

Kill yourself first, fucking no friends retarded.

>Wasting meat on a dog you want dead
Antifreeze man. Just do it.

So much butt hurt. Welcome to 4chin new friends. Take a sit, because that kind of stuff is all over the place.

Dont have any right now... and at this time of the year I probably cant find it anywhere... =S

So, you're not fucking the dog?

I knew you were a casual.

rat poison in the food

Autistic sickfuck

this the the most fucked up post i have ever seen.

Poison dog food,feed him

Uhh
Why?

Poison yourself, and then goad the dog into biting you. It's the perfect crime OP.

by killing yourself

Why tho

I always kill by breaking the neck with my bare hands, I need to feel the life force flow out of the body, none of this faggot killing by proxy, I want to be all in when I kill

By sucking the dog's dick to death.

1 - get a big bottle of bleach and open it
2 - drink all of it's content

this kills the dogo