New celeb thread

New celeb thread

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My nigga

If Jlaw made a sex tape, but it was with a black guy, would you STILL watch it?

go see a shrink

If Jlaw made a sex tape, but it was with a white guy, would you still watch it?

nah

nah

noice looking soles

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Ferreirabro here.

Who eants to rp with their favorite celeb?reply to this post with the name and your kik

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yay celeb thread

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Nice looking mini Murph

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lets see those boobies

>be you
>7 years old
>home alone
>rummaging in mom's room
>find mysterious VHS tape
>maybe_it's_a_dirty_movie.gif
>play it on the VCR
>see mom getting BLACKED
>trauma so deep it manifests in strange ways
>like for example posting the same question several times a day on an imageboard
>over and over and over

Trips, hello dovebro.

green inferno sucked

Oyy.
Hey. How are ya?

I'm doing good, what about you?
Haven't seen it.

oh man, i got here just in time. how've you guys been!?

Oh well, think not that well.
Seems so.
See above. And you?

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hail the goddess

Dovebro do you want to talk about how we would treat her?

I've been stressed, but it's fine.
Anything wrong?

don't bother, sky was hardly in green inferno, which is essentially a ripoff of cannibal holocaust
i've been great, minus my split lip. anything new, bruv? haven't spoken to you in weeks

ah, work related stress? that's always a pain

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fucking 10/10 thick perfection

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And you are? Dunno. Feeling not that well today. We can try tho.
Not really. I mean, nothing happend or something like that but yeah. Not in a good mood.
+ Feeling ill a bit.
Yeah, my modem broke. Had a week no internet connection.
See above again.

Okay :/
I might watch it.
Skybag..
It really is.

Who is this goddess??

hnnnnnnnnnggggggggg

Ryan Newman.

Oops wrong person. I see, well I hope everything goes fine I guess I won't.

Yeh, sooner or later.
Dovebox. Which still didn't arrive.

oh damn. you been taking any vitamins/medicine to pick you up?
that fucking sucks. what the hell did you do for those 7 days?
meh, it's your call. sky's supposed to be in the new season of american horror, right?
work always sucks. i actually had a coworker have a meltdown the other day, but in her defense her long term gf cheated on her. but still. really awkward...

Jesus christ, will Hayley just sit on my goddamn face already, I'm tired of waiting

Jodelle is seriously underrated.

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Now yes. Actually a higher dose than I expected but yeah. Need it.
Worked on my map.

someday we'll have another fappening :(

Mine didn't arrive either..haha file name.
Hm, i never heard that she was going to be in it, I don't know.

top-tier tastes anons

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isn't peggy carter getting cancelled?
she'll have plenty of free time

What a shame.

seriously
good to hear. um map??
i'm an idiot. twin peaks, that's the show

Counter Strike map. I like creating maps in my free time. But there is one I wanna do perfect and that needs time.

Yes, but she has new show called Conviction starting this Monday where she plays the lead character who is a lawyer and former first daughter. More importantly for us, she is a party-girl slut and, apparently, bisexual. It's going to be glorious.

already cancelled, but she's gonna be in a new show do dem tits will live on appreciated

best tv moment so far for her was black mirror

That picture is adorable.
Oh yeah, do you think it will be good?

Yeh I love her pouty face.

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what a time to be alive

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Me too, did you hear about sky on the playboy cover for October? She's gorgeous. I'll change the file name later.

Btw I need to walk home so brb in the next thread later, bye bye.

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oh that's cool. i have a friend who's really into cs. i played the zombie patch a couple times, pretty fun.
i need to see twin peaks season 1+2, it broadcasted when i could hardly walk. but i've dug david lynch's movies, even dune. i'm sure it'll be good; heard season 1 was better than 2 tho. have you watched any of em?

Yeah, unfortunately. My favorite of all the comic book shows, Hayley kicking ass and looking good :(.

No I didn't. Great. Is there a full set?
Alright.

you're goddamn right. have you seen the black mirror episode? highly fappable
this user gets it

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god her tits in that scene from Black Mirror will haunt my dreams in the best possible way

Ah nice. Yeah, what about you? What did you do?

Tay!

and let's not forget Pillars of the Earth
she is fucking perfect

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just been working and hanging with my gf, and then every time i'm free i hang out with a friend who's finally getting over his ex. it's been hectic sorta. glad i can breathe for a few hours. he was getting annoying.
how's the map coming along, bruv?

I watched the first season of twin Peaks.
I hope it's as good as the previous one.
I'm collecting the set, I also need to update my folder.

some good fapping in perspective

Kek. Experienced anything new with Jill?
Need to add many props now. I like the gameplay of the map. Still need to change something here and there

let's not forget that indeed. bravo, user. hayley needs to be everywhere. her accent makes me diamonds. much like karen gillan.
that webm is utterly fantastic!

My p-poor, innocent, chaste, beautiful and f-famous m-mistress Victoria Justice is d-desired b-by m-many m-men throughout the world... I-I am very l-lucky t-to have h-her f-for m-my m-mother w-wanted to p-put m-me into the overnight tr-trash b-bin when I-I was born... I-It w-was through the intervention o-of a drunken h-h-homeless man o-of piety I-I was s-sent instead t-to an orphanage...

Alright.
So no set released yet?

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i am both of those posts, and I approve this message.

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I-It i-is unfortunate th-that l-like p-preying lions, tigers and bears m-many m-men's unwanted hands s-seem t-to f-find e-every crevice of h-her body wh-when w-we venture outside...

Yes, a very good fapping.
I got a few pics. I'll send you the ones I have.

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Um, greetings Tay?

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since british chicks seem to be good, here's an image of good ol caroline flack

Yeh that would be great.
I really love Sky's body.

British chicks?

fucking kys yourself

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Me too. Again the black hair is my weakness.
Fucking 2mb limit... Yeah that's all I can send. Back to screenshots and the sky folder.

hnghhh hayley you fucking goddess

heard season 2 was good, but since it was prematurely cancelled, there was a lot of unanswered questions. then lynch came out with Fire Walk with Me, which was a prequel/interquel/sequel, but hardly helped. i hope this new season will rectify all that since it's 2 decades later. evil coop tho...
:) other than heated up making out sessions, nothing worth mentioning other than the fact that i've finally been able to give her hickeys and feel on her glorious boobs. that's actually what got me into trouble recently. we gave each other neck marks. when i went to pick her up last night he bro answered the door and decked me, resulting in my split lip. i kind of lost m temple and we tussled before being broken apart. what really got me off tho was when jill was patching me up and she kissed my bloody lip, licking hers clean because i was spilling. she thinks it's better if she comes to me from now on. i'm supposed to see her in a half hour. she's coming over.

Yeah. Almost all of my webm's are next to useless now...

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British chicks brah

I hope so. Who is the girl you are taking about btw?
That's unfortunate.

Oh that's nice to hear. Did they feel great?
Well, seems really like she should come to your place.
That blood licking is dam hot.
Have fun.

Holy fuck I hadn't seen that one...just imagining her getting all of it in her throat and then pushing in my nuts like that muffin...

Did you have webm's of Sky?

hayley's the kind of woman that could cure homosexuality

A tongue to cum on

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She's so fucking hot bro.

here and in about every thread, I'm beginning to assume this is the same user whose basement bedroom is covered in sky posters and constantly listens to her lackluster album and jerking it in his tighty whities full of ripe shit

Well I hear you on and is fantastic, but is a nasty looking chav and would not fuck with your cawk/10.

Or cause it spontaneously in certain femanons...

Two of the pics you linked to are the same girl...

fingers crossed. my gf jill. long story that only dovebro really knows beside my immediate friends.
they felt glorious. i think it's only a matter of time before we have sex.
yeah, that fucking chad, bruv. just a stuck up family-rich asshole tbh.
i know, right? i kind of want to taste hers but not sure how to ask. idk.

Nah, I had only a few gifs, but that's it.
No webms.
I think her music is okay, I like her modeling career better.

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She needs to get that shit on her back looked at!

Oh holy fuck yes

And not every pic of a girl is hot or representative of her general look. One is fap worthy, one is not. Good day sir.

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and are the same celeb you idiot

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Fuck yes.

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Maybe sting her with a needle in her finger.
Just ask, as always.
I wish for you the matter of time is very soon.
Ay, alright then.
Her music is not quite my taste. If I even have a taste..

Caroline needs more recognition around here

Would not watch a JLaw sex tape. Don't want to see her nude. Don't want to see her at all

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I fapped to her a lot in New Girl.

she's not very good at sitting on a sofa is she?

i totally didn't fall for that

I see, and that blood story is hot.
I agree.

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delicious flat chest

Do you listen to it?

>no sheet on mattress
>heels scuffing wood floor

even the rich ones live like niggers

that's an awesome pic first off.
ha, yeah that prob won't work. every chick i've met except for addicts are afraid of needles. idk, it was just extremely hot that she had no problem tasting my blood. just a whole new level that i didn't know existed.
yup, just waiting for the text she'll send me when she's on her way. it also doesn't help that my sis is having a get-together with her cheerleader friends, but whatever, my door is remaining shut tonight.

Kek. Your sister and her friends will be loud anyways.
Oh, hmm, then I don't know.

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I like some songs, I guess I listened to her album a few times.

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Imagine sliding your dick between Hayley's juicy, pale tits afterward, user. Heaven.

SUCH a ridiculously lewd mouth jesus

Cindy Kimberly

Same user

are these even celebs?
who?

Not a big fan I guess then.

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whos dat?

She is still plenty fappable.

Hayley is a cock goddess.

is that a fucking man or

This chick only looks good with makeup.

It was Zooey's legs wasn't it.

rita ora, pretty famous

it's a relief that you 2 anons find it as attractive as i do. one of my friends was disgusted by it and made me feel self-conscious. idk why i find it hot, i just do. the way she licked her lips after kissing me.
i fucking hate my sis acts around her friends. such a nosey bitch. i love her, but sometimes i just want to shake her and tell her to shut the fuck up, kek.
idk, it's not a big deal. i really want to hit her brother again. like bad.

Ryan Newman.

forgot pic

Her body man, what can you even say?

Another reason she's great

hilarious joke


got a nude of her if you needed proof for some fucking stupid reason

I'd say "post another one of her right fucking now"

Forgot pic
And no, I like her still. Her music just isn't the "the best"
Damn hot.

Top kek.
Well it is hot.
Teens.
Would that help?

Is she singer? Chef? Architect?

You knows it

Lol but really that chin makes her look like a guy.

In that pic she's not cute. Sorry bro

Yes sir.

Yeah. I neither listen to Dove. She stoll stays my #1.

singer/ judge on x factor until she realized that she could make more money by just standing still somewhere

Then you have to check your eyes

And her cute outfits. Makes me wanna do it again.

Generic blonde...

ok who the fuck is this chick?

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I like how you're all, "yea, her album wasn't that great," and just totally disregard the browsing in a pile of your own shit, very reassuring

>could make more money by just standing there

I would gladly pay her money to stand still in my garden shed.

never the fuck mind, peace out

you must be fucked in the head to just judge her sex by the chin alone

Need some Maisie up in this bitch.

>Rita gives you this look

wat do?

nearly every single Cred Forums celeb thread has her but fuck it, she is attractive

Heya

Go on.

Fake titted skank...

ever had a girl do that you anons? just curious.
massive kek. a little bit. fucking teens. and i'm pretty sure it was one of her friends that stole my precum soaked boxers way back when. i found her sluttiest friend in our bathroom looking for "toilet paper" even though there was a full roll the other day

fill up several barrels of my own cum and then drown her in it

Yup. Still a generic blonde with a pound of makeup.

not even if you fixed her eurotrash busted face

well i can't post the caroline flack nude now

image limit. make new bread

Fuck! image limit...

New thread folks.

>mattress

You're retarded

that's bullshite but there's no way to prove it now

>implying anyone wanted to see her huge schlong

Would you like to take dem shorts off her user?

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Nah, I mean I once kissed my exes knee after she tripped. But it wasn't like "mmm let me suck that blood".

Yeah she makes your cock throb don't she

Kek. As if one of the girls would have stolen them. The one that is interested in you?
Keep shit talking.

New thread

Yes user. More Zooey in the new thread?

I know I wouldn't give a fuck about the wood floor if I was alone with Nicki