HELLO CITIZEN THIS IS THE DUBS POLICE SHOW ME YOUR SINGLES AND YOU CAN BE ON YOUR WAY

didn't do nuffin.

Alright. Just don't plant any evidence on me

Check em officer

Meep meep!

Peasants trying to charge a noble like me with causality

oh shit waddup

Literally the best singles

No dubs here, officer.

Freeze nigger

Nothing to hide, Sir Officer Man.

i have 2bucks

I can talk to this cop all day

I WANT THE DOUBLES!

Ayy lmao

black lives matter officer!!!!
what now? are you going to shoot me?? i told you i only have singles!! i dindu nuffin!!! just because im black you racist!!!!

Peaceful protesting I promise

I have dubs for my anxiety officer please

I'm white and innocent.

you show me first

Fire!

check em occiffer

Quit with the excuses get in the car!

Here are my singles Sir.
Please do not hurt my cousin.

Do I look like Colorado to you son?

Well you see officer...

No, you see officer. I see faggot.

Theyre not mine i swear

roll

CAN'T CATCH ME YOU FUCKING PIGS

He was just holding them for me. Can I have them back?

Fuck you officer cunt shit fuck nigger bitch

nothing to see here, officer

FUCKING GOOGLES HAVE DUBS! SHOOT THEM

WE GOT EM BOYS

...

Holy shit, get in the fucking car REEEEEEEE!!!!!

AH HA!

you'll never catch me alive

No dubs here ossifer

Officer, is that dubs you have on you?

FUCKING CUCKS HAVE DUBS TOO!
FUCK YOU COPS, THIS IS ALL OUT WAR!

Here are my sIngles sir
Don't shoot I'm not a nigher

INSIDE MAN

NO!!!!

>Blasts the criminals head off.

What seems to be the problem officer?

don't mind me

Good thing I only have singles

Here you go

Just like that

C'mon man, don't shoot me
I have a dog

Its ok officer I have white privilege

Woof

I didn do nuffin man

You are free to go.

i'll suck your cock

ihz dindu nuffen

Don't shoot

Just your average white guy strolling throuhj

Nothing to see here.

Trips and I PLAT PLATTT SHOOT DA PIG IN HIS FACE

I DINDU NUFFIN!

G'day officer

Dubs are lame anyways

i'm not a nigger or a mexicuck officer

WHAT NO GUN HERE SIR. HAVE A GOOD DAY.

that why you got a trips fagget

TRIPS! Call me, I'll be your lawyer. Don't say anything!

you fucked up

trips child molster

Checked.

¿Que?

cumshot

Woah man! Im not armed with dubs! I swear!

I'm a gentle giant.

>trips
I NEED BACK UP I REPEAT I NEED BACKUP MAJOR THREAT ALERT!

that was close hombre

awh hell naw mofouka no marijuana in here u feel me we gahn nigga

Who let the dog's out?!
SHOOT, SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT

if dubs cops bounce on my cock

put your gun down and then we can talk

I'm on probation, I DONT FUCKING HAVE ANYTHING! Stop harassing me every damn night.

Officer reporting, engage the fight now

Fuck you, pig.

Fuck that police.

Fuck da police!

I swear I'm clean, officer

Chicken Chicken watermelon grape drank

I'M FUCKED

Ill kill myself if you find dubs sir! I swear im single. No need to check

no dubs here sir...

I know my rights.
Am I being detained?
Am I being detained?

Fuck

I do not consent to searches

Rolling along now.
Oscar Mike

>tfw never have had dubs in life

i dindu nuffin

shut up criminal, freeze or i shoot!

no dubs ere officur

...

SR IM GONNA NEED YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE CAR.

Only trips here sir

BLACK LIVES MATTER

QUADS

Here ya are sir

yeah let me get them from my trunk, right next to all the dead hookers

FUCK THE POLICE

WE CAN END AUTISM ON Cred Forums IN OUR LIFETIME.

DISREGARD NUMBERS.

...

no dubs here

Hi officer... im Sargent Pedo. From the FBI.. im going to need you to let me pass.

FUK DA POLICE

FUCK DA POLICE

fuck the police i have a weapons

Why hello out of no where

Of course, officer.

i dindu nuffin missah

I am a nigger don't shoot here is my single

Here you go officer, my six

Am i being detained!

What happens if you get trips or something?

Please don't shoot me I'm white

FUCK THE POLICE

just passin through officer no dubs on me

fuck you mr law man

niggerfuck

Rip

TRIPS GET

Just a regular ol black guy passing through

Checa tu mama y tu papa y mi hijo de un año que había sido enviado a prisión por José Antonio Páez de Mendoza y Castilla con su esposa María Teresa Campos Elíseos

he dindu nuffin

am I being detained officer?

I have dubss hehe

fuckin pig I dindu nuffin

fredericknewspost.com/news/crime_and_justice/cops_and_crime/undercover-operation-in-which-officer-worked-at-burger-king-netted/article_fa4fa74d-76d3-5ba2-b5fe-9800d5f578ff.html

Hahah this is how great American police are

>2 months undercover
>thousands of taxpayer money spent
>yields 5 grams of pot and 2 pills

Worth it

im black

Lucked out

I'm clean officer!

OH GOD LOOK AT THE TIME

Here you go, Officer. No doubles here.

No dubs here officer.

Can't fuckin' get me.

Filthy pigs.

im black officer

I got nothin' officer I swear!

Thanks for the warning, officer!

I have no dubs here officer. Keep an eye out though. There might be some people with 'em

Here's my license and resignation. Can I ask why I was pulled over?

Officer, I'm a white male

Am I being detained?

no dubs here officer. Go look somewhere else

reporting in officer, I'm no nigger with dubs

I'M JUST A STREET NIGGAH. I DIN DO NUFFIN.

No dubs, just trips.

Put the gun down!

heres my singles sir

Does this look like the face of dubs?

Uhh...here, just take my tree fiddy and let me be on my way

No dubs here

No dubs heeyah bawss.

No dubs here, boss

Just passing through

Do i even care if my live matters ?

I swear im white with trips

Dindu nuffin, fo real

Here you go officer

STOP RESISTING!
STOP RESISTING!