My name is Immortan Joe and i have a difficult task for you all:

My name is Immortan Joe and i have a difficult task for you all:
singles=mediocre
dubs=witnessed
trips= You will ride next to me upon the gates of valhalla.
quads and above=ILL PERSONALLY RIDE YOU TO THE GATES OF VALHALLA ALL SHINY AND CHROME!

I'm the real immortan j
and I'm here to say
I've been hoarding water
in a most peculiar way

for you see my subjects
they should teach a subject
on the methods I have followed
op's gay

Bump

WITNESSEDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Witness me, faggot!

Dubs+ confirms crossover

Witness me!!!

WITNESSEDDDDDD

What is best Fury Road vehicle?

Mediocre, Morsov!

niganiganiganiganiga

more like immortan nerd

WITNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED

well Immortan went down the valley,
he was lookin for some guns to steal. he was in a bind, and he was way behind, and he was lookin to make a deal.

well he came upon this fella sittin on the hood of his car, so immortan jumped up, on his guitar truck, and said he had traveled far.

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm pretty crazy too. and if you care, to keep breathing air, I'll make a bet with you.

I bet a full tank of gas, I can kick your ass, in a game of connect four too.

mad max think about your move, before you drop that piece. for if immortan gets four reds lined up, your mom will did in her sleep.

I'm losing interest in coming up with more to write. long story short - check em.

Kill me if I should fail! TO DEATH AND GLORY!

Well, fuck.

That....was....shitty.

Go rape yourself.

MEDIOCRE

Im a skeleton... so am i worthy?

DOUBLE DUBS WITNESSEDDDDDDDDD

Get the passenger seat ready

Nice. Really i am worth

WITNESS ME!

WITNESS ME!!!

VALHALLA!!!!

WITNESS ME!

Failed

...

witness

came here to say this

WITNESS ME!

Witness me!!!!!!

pls let me be gud

quints I displace you as ruler and send you to helheim

To valhalla!!

WITNESS ME!

Gday

witness me

Witness me!

IMMORTAN

ROLLING

You think I'm pretty
Without any spray paint on
You think I'm funny
When I sort your bullets wrong
I know you get me
So I let my walls come down, down

Before you met me
I was alright but things
Were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my Valentine, Valentine

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will praise Valhalla eternal

You make me feel
Like I'm livin' a
witnessed dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's run away and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back

WITNESS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Witness me

WITNESSED

Roll