S/fur occurs to us

>Grandmaster of Autism
>Doeskn't include self

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the furries are killing themselves one by one
soon i, herm guy, will be the only one alive left to run s/fur

Fuck you nigger

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Guess graymuzzles are dying

I won't be alive much longer. I decided to remove myself to make the collage future-proof

stfu watterson

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You say that every month

>only hfur remaining
>JUST.dmg

Mow harder

4 days isn't?
hi

Hello

It's a Wednesday, sounds a bit off they'd start in the middle of a week. What else happens on the 5th?

Four days.

I'll be on the newspaper for once.

as an obituary.

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R.I.P. Joseph "Dash" Gatto
1992-2016

What method are you going to choose?

Context?

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Even if it was an ePaper there's no way it could make it the same day you're supposedly dying

he used to posts in these threads a lot
he used this picture when he posted. RIP

Last name doeskn't sound Irish

I know who dash is I meant context for the RIP, also he isn't 25 years old

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you guys are real f**cking mature i was really close to dash
i dont care if you didnt like him he was a f**cking friend to me

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I'll be in the military right?

Militaries usually have many ways of fulfilling their purpose; ie senseless murder

The next day then, genius.

The day after my death that is, not necessarily the 5th. I'll stick around in the Gulag for a while to see if it's tolerable. If it's not, which is highly likely, then I'll do it.

Try harder

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>92
obvious bait

dash is underage

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I bet he was a flaming homo
>Probably died taking it in the ass

Why don't you just jump off a building now? I'm sure there are tall enough buildings around you. The same cannot be said for me

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>censoring ''fucking''
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I have no reason to do it now.

baka

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he's Christian

When I read your interaction w/ him it was more like he h8t'd ur guts butt what do I know about friends spose

one out of every four posts in this thread is a reply to me.

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JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP ! ! !

here's more (you)s

>not necessarily the 5th
oreilly.

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Analyze

Yes reilly

may he rest in peace

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Thread theme
>youtube.com/watch?v=nBIWe9wStbA

literally don't care

Fuck you people always take the bait I swear

>inb4 "oct 5th 2028"

The dead tend to rot into pieces

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At least it won't be 2016 Hijrah.

we're a bunch of bored furfags

sue us

wat

dont make me dump your selfie folder

>we're doing it on purpose
sure

double dare ya motheryiffer

Fluffy tail is fluffy.

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Guess im not allowed there

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You must be able to name trains

I don't have time to change it any more.

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>500x***
Universedammit do you get all these off of Thumblr or smth

I can probably name a train.

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these were saved 16 years ago onto a floppy disk

pardon the loss of resolution due to rotational velocidensity

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You'll have to do better than 'Thomas'

>You'll have to do better than 'Thomas'
10/10

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That image's merely a year or two old

Ofc time works a bit different in your world

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There's something I need to know before I die.

All the stuff you said on your encyclopedia dramatica page - Is it fo real?

I'm too serious for this

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discord.gg/Rdz2Y
babi

Any cummy paws out there tonight

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Yes

Also, will you be asking that every week from now on then?

>this was super effective
Do keep posting :3

My right one will be fur a moment b4 bed tonite

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its funny ive not made it to the chart, but people that have not been seen in months are there.

Aight man
Have a good night

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Very funny.

Really?

Check w/ Alex how to become eligible

I only have 3 days left to live. Give me a fucking break.

drama llama

Judy & Nick just appeared in a captcha butt ofc clicked the Verify button b4 screencap

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he he

Really.

guess who

fuck dani

What's this about "RIP Dash"?
Did he finally kill himself?

This is Nice

Or it just wont work

We can only hope.

Uncle Derrick

hes not with us anymore...

Discouraged

fuck dani

Even better

Nope

it is b8

-Q-

FUCK DANI

Discouraged

Take it from an expert, eh?

DISCOURAGED

he has aids

No, they charged too much

Oh shit just got a lil sadder

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On a more positive note my fap is going great

hope you get ball cancer

>furthread
>fap

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you should kill yourself too

masturbating regularly for both males and females is shown to reduce the risk of genital cancers.

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Are you asuming my gender ?

~2 years

now you're just mocking me

There's atleast two good reasons one'd assume that

i've had this pic saved for 3 years and finally get a chance to use it

Nope

So why 2 years?

Aren't you already done with your Gulag?

Can someone tell me, is dash dead?

Yeah iwas just kidding lol

>save thumbnail
>have 3 years to correct this

that one's both hot as fuck and new to me. How can this be?

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So chill shit poster is back I guess

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Ayyy

If I dokn't have a canine mate by then

Probably knot really unless there was a sure and painless way you could just go and do

If I do have a canine mate then the same day s/he dies

Also, yes, unless there's a threath of war

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I can tell you it iskn't

Ovaries are balls and they get cancer too.

Also, tits or gtfo

he he :^3

More like how could it knot be

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Too late, it already spilled

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What is the penalty for refusing Gulag?

Here they put you in Auschwitz-style solitary confinement.

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So how's it hanging?

Lookin to finish upnhere almost 4 am

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So like any one here or am I just doing this for nuffin

Downright refusal would carry a two-year sentence afair

Knot many ppl opt fur that tho because here you can also choose civilian service

Butt I didkn't/dokn't have to worry about any of that because I'm Class C (exempt of service during peacetime) on medical grounds :3

Enjoy a free tailhole expansion, spose

Also, arekn't you like a WoTfag or smth? Wouldkn't you like the real deal?

Well im checking in from porn now and then can't type cuz busy

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"real deal"?

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Any good finishers? Tho i dunno what im gonna do with da load

Cuntrolling an actual tank, knot just a bunch of pixels on the computer screen in your parents' basement

Maybe some cummy paws

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new bread

Collect in glass, pour over a sleeping relatives face