Go to your bedroom

>go to your bedroom
>see this
what do?

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What's your split?

Burn mattress it got infected with AIDS

Kick him in the fucking head and tell his faggot ass to get out

kill him

cuddle

Unfortunately, AIDS is the syndrome a person gets when their T-cell count is below 200. You cannot be infected by AIDS because it is not a virus, but is caused by one.

Tell him to shave, loose the muscle and put on a thong and call me daddy.

Ask him to kindly get off of my bed since I'm very tired and would like to sleep.

wonder why I'm walking in circles.

Beg him to fuck my wife of course.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Not my type, so meh

youd be walking to wards him if you turn 360° you fucking retard

That's the joke you fucking retard

He is violating the NAP, so I have my corporate death squad disembowel him. I then seize his property and sell his family into slavery. Another day in the life of the King of the Royal Burger King Army™.

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Ask him why the fuck he's not wearing his chaps and harness like he's supposed to.

newfaggot spotted, kill yourself

Wonder why he's in my bed then tie him up and get my knives and daggers so j could do some blood play with him and have my man come in to kill him then have us fuck near his dead body with us covered in blood

>taking this bait EVERY TIME

No he's right you would. Instead he should have said a 780 that way hed be leaving

>trying this hard to sound edgy and fucked up

>I was only pretending to be retarded.jpg

>I was only pretending to be retarded.jpg

>splash the gas
>toss a match
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Lay on his chest and nuzzle his beard.
If he's up for it maybe we would have sex.

>implying im the original poster
>damage control this hard

Either hop on that dick or cuddle while I play gams.

Prolly the latter.

kek, fpbp

I'd ask the same

bounce on my boys dick

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pull down those shorts and blow him until he's throbbin. then hike up my dress and sit on his face, and when he's done loving my little girl-cock, let him take my buttginity bareback. he will fill me with cum, and I'll have more sex than anyone else on Cred Forums had, ever.

maybe cuddle him for a while
maybe rub his bulge

>pull down those shorts
>shorts
Those are briefs, user.

talk about my feelings