Meeting my girlfriend's parents tomorrow for the first time. Dubs says what my first words are to them.
Meeting my girlfriend's parents tomorrow for the first time. Dubs says what my first words are to them
Howdy nigger
Niggers tongue my anus
reroll
I don't believe in vaccines.
So I don't suppose we can get a little parent action in the mix when the dirty dooin gets dooin?
Fuck your dead mother with an iron dildo
re-roll
Hello, my name is (use your full name). I've heard a lot about you guys, it's very pleasant to to meet you!
I liek chocolate milk
godfuckingdammit roll again
We need to build a wall!
Wubalubadubdub
roll
>this guy's got my best interests at heart
When you really think about it, Hitler did nothing wrong.
annyeonghaseyo oppa
Roll again
I don't believe in vaccines
"Hello there." in the same accent as Obi-Wan in Revenge of the SIth.
Im so sorry to tell you shes pregnant
I am rock hard right now.
Hi dude, what a radical place you have here
Points for australian accent
Reroll
I have aids.
heil hitler
Your daughter and I are getting married.
How would you ever deliver?
Rolling for
I fucked your daughter in the ass last night.
Winrar
Winner. Guess I'm a Trump supporter now.
Hello, mr and mrs (gf's last name), pleasure to meet you!
"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!"
damn so close.
Rerawl for
>Your daughters pussy has a sweet taste to it.
Meme magic at it again
Look at gf and say
"
HOLY FUCK YOU CAME OUTA THAT??
"
As soon as they open the door.
Then just drive home.