Meeting my girlfriend's parents tomorrow for the first time. Dubs says what my first words are to them

Meeting my girlfriend's parents tomorrow for the first time. Dubs says what my first words are to them.

Howdy nigger

Niggers tongue my anus

reroll

I don't believe in vaccines.

So I don't suppose we can get a little parent action in the mix when the dirty dooin gets dooin?

Fuck your dead mother with an iron dildo

re-roll

Hello, my name is (use your full name). I've heard a lot about you guys, it's very pleasant to to meet you!

I liek chocolate milk

godfuckingdammit roll again

We need to build a wall!

Wubalubadubdub

roll

>this guy's got my best interests at heart

When you really think about it, Hitler did nothing wrong.

annyeonghaseyo oppa

Roll again

I don't believe in vaccines

"Hello there." in the same accent as Obi-Wan in Revenge of the SIth.

Im so sorry to tell you shes pregnant

I am rock hard right now.

Hi dude, what a radical place you have here
Points for australian accent

Reroll

I have aids.

heil hitler

Your daughter and I are getting married.

How would you ever deliver?
Rolling for

I fucked your daughter in the ass last night.

Winrar

Winner. Guess I'm a Trump supporter now.

Hello, mr and mrs (gf's last name), pleasure to meet you!

"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!"

damn so close.

Rerawl for

>Your daughters pussy has a sweet taste to it.

Meme magic at it again

Look at gf and say
"
HOLY FUCK YOU CAME OUTA THAT??
"
As soon as they open the door.

Then just drive home.