Cringe thread

Call the little cunt a theif and she will delete her acount. sounds like a challenge to me

PLEASE
please do
i know her i want to see her tears

what the fuck is this

No. Stop shilling for them.

youtu.be/41CFwD9M1XY

>Species: Human

This deviantart is a fucking goldmine.

Name: Seikatsu no tame no sutetchi kuchi
• Alias/Nickname(s): Sutetchi kuchi , Sutetchi
• Pronunciation (if necessary): just ask me.

Species: creepypasta oc.
• Race/Ethnicity: American
• Nationality: American/ British

Languages Spoken:
• Main/Primary Language: British English
• Secondary Language(s): French and Spanish

Voice: soft, rough, and angel-like

Homeland: Britain

Gender: Male/

Sex: Male/

Age: 18-21

Date of Birth: 10/31/1990
• Star Sign: Scorpio
• Chinese Zodiac: horse

Description: sutetchi is the type to stay in the shadows. He never wants to come out.

Physical Traits:
• Body Shape: slender
• Skin Colour: pale
• Eye Shape: round
• Eye Colour: black
• Nose Shape: normal?
• Lip Shape: normal?
• Hair Style: short.
o Widow's peak: No
• Hair Colour: white with blood stained tips
• Body Hair: Yes
• Height: 7'9"
• Weight: 120 lbs
• Physical Alterations:
o Controlled Alterations: Piercings, Tattoos
o Uncontrolled Alterations: His arm is Amputated and sewn back on , Burns, Scars, Wounds.
• Distinguishing Physical Features: his stitched mouth.
• Health Issues: he has none.

is she a dum cunt or a confused little girl? reading in to the profil she looks to be a bit crazy.

wait are these from the same deviantart?

mess with me and I WILL cut you

ok so OP here, i went to high school with this bitch, she was in my graphic design class. all she did every minute of every day was sit on her fat fucking ass and color pages of maga like a two year old. in microsoft paint. i have a few stories if you guys want to hear them

The real cringe is the anime picture you fucking weeb

Look in the applications page
First name: Legicaus
Middle name(s): Nisk
Surname:McKelvey
Age:17
Date of birth:5/13/1995
Race:Neko
Gender:male
Sexuality: Bi-curious
Current residence: a small apartment shared w/ his best friend Inu
Relationship status: in a relationship
Social status: none really

Traits of Voice

Accent (if any): none
Language spoken: english
Other languages known: latin, spanish and french
Style of speaking: none
Volume of voice: it depends on how he feels

Physical Appearence

Height:5ft 6in
Weight: 180 lbs
Eye colour:blue
Skin colour: tanish
Shape of face: oval
Distinguishing features: none
Build of body:lean and long
Hair colour: orange, black, gray and white
Hair style: curly and barely touching his shoulders
Complexion: fair
Posture: slumps occasionally when upset but mostly stays straight
Tattoos: a tiny star on his ankle he did himself
Piercings: tongue
Typical clothing: hoodie, ripped jeans
Is seen by others as: cute and adorable ((even though he hates being called that))

Personality

Likes: things that smell nice, sugar, soft
Dislikes: nasty smelling things, being called 'cute' and 'adorable'
Education: high school and some early college classes
Fears: being left alone
Personal goals: find true love
General attitude: shy and quite, loud when mad
Religious values:none
General intelligence: above average
General sociability: very little since of his mutation and sexuality

aw hell yeah. dump away

>gryffindorseekerhp.deviantart.com/
>7'9"
>120lbs
>slim

This guy's a fucking coffee-stir rod, he's not slim.

Yes

Check out the proportions on this one

Character's Full Real Name: Cola Kena Louis
Other Names: N/A
Age (Lived Years): 19
Original or Fan Character: Original
Profile Creation Date: 9/27
Profile Picture: iloveyaoi4ever.deviantart.com/…

PHYSICAL SPECS

Species: Human
Race: American
Blood Father: Pepsi Louis
Blood Mother: (Divorced) Dr. Pepper Louis-Jones
Physical Age: 19
Genotypical Gender: Male
Physical Gender: Male
Virginity: No taken

Body Type: tall and lean
Height: 6’10”
Weight: 56 lbs.
Chest-Waist-Hips: N/A
Cup Size: N/A
Length and Girth: N/A
Shoe Size: 5

Ohnfuck thisisgoodshit

FILTERS FOR DAYS SON. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FRUIT STAND OH MY JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST.

Mines better

I want those stories OP

Nigga you got nothing on this bitch

Story time

ok so here we fucking go

>be me
>high school, softmore year
>normal day
>in the same class as my two best friends
>we always having a laugh
>she comes in
(let's call her leslie, cause that's her name)
>she sits down and immediately opens deviantart
>about normal, if a litte bit sad
>while browsing HER deviantart, she opens her backpack and brings out a box of poptarts
>starts eating one
>finishes like, 30 seconds later
>opens another
>and another
>and finishes the entire box in like, 5 minutes
>jesus
>leslie then opens her backpack again and pulls out ANOTHER BOX OF FUCKING POPTARTS
>J E S U S
>finishes that fucking box in about the same time
>me and co. trying not to fucking vomit
>she's covered in crumbs with a big pile of shiny wrappers next to her
>she THEN pulls a huge tub of spaghetti and a fork
>GETTHEFUCKOUT.avi
>eats that for the rest of class basically

i've got more like this if you wanna hear them

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OP here, this is from leslie's page too

youtube.com/watch?v=yUJxDrtXGfY

>Huge tub of spaghetti
Holy fuck
MOAR

Moar moar moar.

Also, what kind of poptarts?

top

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you got it

hold on, im trying to remember these repressed memories

aiso, they were smores poptarts

i laughed

so she wouldn't go out with you and you're this mad?

Will keep thread bumped

>deviant art
I can't even begin to comprehend this shit. Does that make me a normie?

Bumpen

No

Bumping

ok so heres a good one

>be a little later in the year
>we always start a class just chilling
>leslie waddles in and sits down
>we notice her looking over at us
>angryhippodetected
>she walk over to us and says
>"since it's my birthday, could we just go one day without you guys talking at all? think you could do that for me?"
>excuse me
>we haven't talked to her once pretty much the whole year
>we said the obvious fucking answer
>no
>shitstorm unleashed
>she starts screaming, crying about how "nobody likes her and she hates everyone and evrything sucks and its her birthday we need to do what she says"
>we haven't moved or said anything since she started
>shitstorm passes, we're just staring at her
>she looks at us for like, 30 seconds
>waddles back to her seat
>she just goes back to browsing H E R deviantart
>she's crying
>we laughed for fucking days

Jesus christ, this is sad, cringe, and funny.
Maor

This is funny.

Bumpen

vox.com/2016/4/21/11451378/smug-american-liberalism

>The origins of this shift are overdetermined. Richard Nixon bears a large part of the blame, but so does Bill Clinton. The Southern Strategy, yes, but the destruction of labor unions, too. I have my own sympathies, but I do not propose to adjudicate that question here.

>Suffice it to say, by the 1990s the better part of the working class wanted nothing to do with the word liberal. What remained of the American progressive elite was left to puzzle: What happened to our coalition?

>Why did they abandon us?

>What's the matter with Kansas?

>The smug style arose to answer these questions. It provided an answer so simple and so emotionally satisfying that its success was perhaps inevitable: the theory that conservatism, and particularly the kind embraced by those out there in the country, was not a political ideology at all.

>The trouble is that stupid hicks don't know what's good for them. They're getting conned by right-wingers and tent revivalists until they believe all the lies that've made them so wrong. They don't know any better. That's why they're voting against their own self-interest.

>As anybody who has gone through a particularly nasty breakup knows, disdain cultivated in the aftermath of a divide quickly exceeds the original grievance. You lose somebody. You blame them. Soon, the blame is reason enough to keep them at a distance, the excuse to drive them even further away.

>Finding comfort in the notion that their former allies were disdainful, hapless rubes, smug liberals created a culture animated by that contempt. The result is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

here ya go, don't know how many more i have

>once again, be me
>i had no friends in my english class
>shit schedule, whatever
>leslie also had no friends (who would have guessed)
>so i was paired with her for our project
>so im emailing her asking about how we should divide work up
>and she just responds with
>"please stop emailing me"
>what the fuck
>so I did project by myself
>leslie failed
>then cried when she couldnt piggy back off my grade
>yeah fuck you bitch stop being a cringy sperg then

>traitors
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

If it's the last one, that's fucking golden
>Stop emailing me
>HOW DID I FAIL, WTF user

Good thing you just did it by yourself, Leslie can't spell shit.

It looks like someone put 1/4 of a wedding dress over a hijab

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>gryffindorseekerhp.deviantart.com/
Seeing some of the comments on her deviantart makes me realize that every time someone has called me cute they could have been bullshiting to make me feel better.
Does consistently 30+ likes and a half dozen comments on photos I take of myself mean I'm genuinely attractive, or ugly enough to attract pity?

youtube.com/watch?v=1PrKjC66amk

I would like to address something here. It has come to my attention that I have been named an art thief which i am not. I am respectful to all artists.

What do you think about thiefs?
I took this from xFroggiii to help spread awarness of these theifs
EDIT-
I DO NOT CARE about all your excuses and fake explanation.
Theft is theft. Closed.
Don't even comment or you'll just show your immaturity
www facebook com/BuncatGraphic…
This person STEALS YOUR STUFF and pretends to be a graphic designer.
Adding journals filled with other lousy thieves

HALL OF SHAME.
There are no first places, cause they all are first.
gryffindorseekerhp
alliwannadoissleep.deviantart.…
Proof: comments deviantart.com/4/2712…
matutemissy.
Here is proof that i have been called a thief. My response to this is: " I do give credit. Most of mine come off of google and normally they do not link back to the original artist. I do take the time to hunt the artist down and give credit. But I cannot find the artist I do give credit by stating where I found it and saying "all credit goes to rightful owner" "

Next time someone says that i am a thief i will delete this account and never come back. I am sick of this. Plus i am an artist myself.

OP here, wanna hear some stories about the girl next to her with the "bestie" over her head?

back in high school, she reached the lofty heights of, "most universally unliked girl in high school four years running"

seriously she was worse than anything so far

Obviously we do

can someone please screencap these stories

alright no problem, but it'll take a bit to write them, dont let the thread die everyone, you need to fucking hear these

let me tell you how Cred Forums works faggot

you go rip the pics of the deviant art and start posting. we make a fuss and ask for sauce. you give user sauce and then he goes to visit. you contribute nothing by posting a link fag boy

why would i just beat around the bush for 20 or 30 minutes instead of just cutting out the middle man?

Oh so Leslie is one of THESE kinds of girls.

whats your guys opinion on this youtube.com/watch?v=wRf78V2Od2I

HEY LESLIE SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

Bumoz

I guess when you can't find anymore fairy silhouettes you get desperate. Jesus...

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>6'10" 56 lbs
it isn't possible she could weigh this little even if she was only bones and had half the bones in her body

Post a pic of yourself and we'll be the judge pussylips.

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cant believe this garbage took her 2 weeks to do

so
>this girl was named
>mary claire
>FUCKING MARY CLAIRE
>even saying her name brings back fucking pain and cringe
>she was a very misanthropic girl
>pretty much had nothing but contempt for anyone her age
>very endearing, trust me
>pretty much everyone in the school had some bad story about mary claire
>each one was different
>each one was cringy
>here's one (of many) of mine
>i had government with her
>i hated the class, i hated the teacher, i hated the students
>that's not me being cringy, i really liked my other classes
>there were so many reasons why that class became the bane of my exisistence for all of senior year
>i dont feel like explaining all of them
>anyway
>mary claire made it especially awful
>we could not get through one week
>excuse me, one day
>without her shouting at the top of her lungs for everyone to shut up
>because, see, mary claire was a very sheltered girl
>her parents always said yes, and she spent all her time on internet forums
>wallowing in opinions she agrees with
>she certainly couldn't take any kind of criticism

but this hasn't been a story, has it.

give me a bit, ill have a good story, they all kind of blend together into one big horrid mess
ill put this out to keep the thread going

Last one is 'go back to your reservation'.
Welcome user you cuck fuck.

Too scared lmao, I've seen the shit Cred Forums can do to a person

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"go back to India"

Cause this post has so many people on it right? This thread is going to 404 in 30 min, do you really think people are going to remember or care?

newfag

let me live in your house. Its not your house really.

wrong guy lol

>dat hot glue work
If my professor saw this messy shit, they would dock a letter grade.

Lets get some real cringe shit in this thread

youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0

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>be my beef cream on my black funnel noodles

Digital shit is forever. All it takes is one lonely fuck on this website to think "Wow I don't like this guy" to save the photo and start posting "THIS GUY IS A PEDO PLZ REPORT 2 POLICE AND SHAME HIM [Insert my facebook that the guy tracked down here]
I'll keep pics of myself confined to social media lmao

What the fuck is this, OP?

so mary claire is very christian, against abortion and against the lgbt community
funny enough, she's also a massive weaboo

like fucking massive, i have no idea how i forgot to mention that earlier

that doesn't sound very important, but trust me, she brings it up often enough
>be me in softmore year again
>near the end of the year
>theres a gay kid in the class
>he's a nice guy, actually a friend of mine
>guess who else was in that class
>i'll give you a hint, im writing stories about her
>anyway, my gay friend isn't one of the quiet types, he's pretty flamboyent
>it can get a little annoying sometimes but whatever
>so he's talking to some people in the class
>btw, this is like, last day of school
>suddenly, mary claire just stands up and yells
>"GAYS ARE KILLING GOD"
>then runs out the room
>are you fucking serious
>silence for like, 5 solid minutes
>we're just looking around like, "what now"
>gay friend was cool though
>he was just like "hey, whatever, shit happens whata are you going to do"
>which isn't wierd because this was kind of common with mary claire

i've got so much more brewing

Smores poptarts are the best ones

Leslie would constantly talk about her boyfriend. Like every word out of her mouth was about him. No one ever believed that he was real ofc. One day she was telling class about her bf and how they role played and she was dom and he was super submissive. guy is like late 20's and lives with his mom still. leslie talking about how she was pissed off cos he wouldnt reply for a few weeks. finds out the guy OD'd on his anxiety meds
parents find out about her dating an adult while shes 17. make them break up. tells class shes running away from home because she cant be in abusive house hold. Even after all this people dont believe she was dating anyone

>Take a new picture so people can't reverse search on google
>Delete picture's EXIF data

its that easy

Jesus christ man
I thought I was autistic, but at least I don't scream shit and run away

gayguy sounds like a cool guy. More stories please.

that was her go-to
yea he was

dont worry, more coming

holy. fucking. shit.

ay yeah dog

Man I feel bad for Leslie's bf. I mean I've been close to that. When I started drinking I suddenly downed a bunch of my anxiety meds that I hadn't taken in months. Genuine non-sjw anxiety ain't easy. Leslie's bf was probably a pretty cool guy.

Kek

Cool or not kinda weird for guy in late 20's to be dating spergy 17 year old

OH FUCK WAIT BEST LESLIE STORY
>SHES DATING THIS KID NAMED DANIEL
>HUGE BRONY
>THEY GO TO FAMILY REUNION FIND OUT THEYRE RELATED
>LESLIE ADOPTED SO NOT REALLY RELATED
>BUT STILL HAVE FAMILY IN COMMON
>SO
>THEY JUST KEEP FUCKING DATING

i guess she thought that made it ok

Top kek

I don't think he was. Laste 20's dating a 17 year old? Unless she lied about her age, shits fucked up.

i want this

ah didn't see the 'late' part of that

Is it?
Two grown ass adults in a relationship is fucked up?
Up until maybe 40 years ago, an adult was anyone over 15.
At 17, you know if you want a dick in you, and which dick you'd prefer.
The majority of couples over 30 have an age gap of 5-10 years. It's literally the norm.
But, go ahead and virtue signal, we get it, you hunt pedos so look, look, you a good person, you know pedos r everwere and ima catch em, cuz pedos are bad rite guise?

Pedo = fucks children under 12.
Grow up kiddo.

> Age: 20/21
> Born in 1992

Fucking retard can't even math.

>His arm is Amputated and sewn back on
>Health Issues: he has none

>calls user newfag
is a newfag himself

That's pretty normal?
women in their late teens/early twenties usually exclusively look for men in their mid-late 20's... while women in their mid to late 20's are perusing men in their mid to late 40's...
Once you get into the adult world, the facade of the mainstream media falls away, and the world is more honest, one day you'll get it.

So when you gonna drop the charade and confess you wanna fuck her?

Bamp a roony

A person not being of legal age to work without restrictions, rent property, etc. isn't an adult. A person of that age looking for someone that young is just girls their age fulfilling their older guy dreams. Thats just my opinion man

so here's another mary claire story
abbriviated from here on out to MC
>one day we had korean students come visit the US to see how american schools work
>pretty cool, not gunna lie
>cant help but feel like they were both dissapointed and disgusted
>anyway
>for the few days they were here, MC sat close to them
>usually when interacting with other people her age, MC's usual method is to tell them to fuck off
>not with the koreans however
>this is where MC's weaboo instincts come into play
>she kept trying to talk to the koreans, not getting that they dont really speak english
>she also kept showing them her unspeakably awful anime drawing like they care
>and the worst part is the koreans were getting progressivley more and more uncomfortable
>visibly so
>this basically went on until they all left a few days later

i hate the fact that this is the impression of america they all walked away with

yea cos after 30 that maturity gap is pretty much closed. 17 - late 20's is huge difference in maturity. Its not a sexual "oh I wanna fuck a kid" kind of fucked up its a "I can easily take advantage of this 17 year old who doesn't know shit about the world" kind of fucked up.

> spaghetti
Wasn't it written that your spaghetti shouldn't be seen?

Wow, you are retarded.
Clearly the image isn't from this year.

Double bamp

I was trying to find a way to explain why I disagreed with you, but pretty much sums it up.

What sort of black magic is this?

In what country?
In 99% of the western world, 16 is age of consent, and anyone over the age of 16 can just walk into a government office and register as an independent. At 12 you can legally work, pay taxes, and own property.
So... your opinion is based on nothing?
An, even if you were right, what does a persons ability to legally rent an apartment have to do with their romantic preferences?
And the older guy dreams is the point. That's not a dream, that's the majority of women's reality. It's not a new idea that women prefer men older than them, it's kinda been common knowledge since the beginning of time.

Jesus, even 13 year old me wouldn't be as cringy as this.

>At 12 you can legally work
No you fucking cant
I demand a source

If I were paired with her, I probably would have rather done the project myself. If she had any part in it, we'd both fail.

Take advantagE?
White knight much?
She wants his dick, he wants to give it, where's the advantage taking?
Because you apply innocence to women by default because you are sexist as fuck? Your need to feel moral blinds you to reality?
The reality is, women at 17 are no different than women at 30. Women don;t mature like men. Men get driven, and focused, and push themselves. Women at 15 dream of babies and weddings. Women at 18 dream of babies and weddings. Women at 25 dream of babies and weddings. Women at 30 dream of babies and weddings.
Its a natural, normal default for women in tehir late teens early twenties to desperately want, and be happy with, men who are already established and able to provide babies and weddings.
Modern feminism is a lie bro, women who go to college and chase a carreer are generally miserable and full of regret and anger, it's not what they want. That want babies and weddings, with a man who can take care of them.

>nd the older guy dreams is the point.
Seen this argument thrown out there a couple of times
In relation to Autistic Lezzie it's not about older guy fantasies. She probably couldn't find anyone else, so she settled for the creepy late 20s guy who lives with his mom. Older guy probably just thought "Well shit, this is my only option to get laid so I'll take advantage of her to satisfy my needs". That kind of relationship is fucked up, and will only end badly for Leslie who's fucked up enough as is man

naalc.org/migrant/english/pdf/mgcanchl_en.pdf
At what age can I start work in Canada?
It depends on the province where you want
to work.
In general, youths may start working in most
industries and occupations at the age of 14

He said 12 tho
14 != 12

This reads like a raging autist who only reads about women and has never actually spoken to them. Jesus fucking Christ man.

14 is norm, under 14 they can work with a one time consent from a gaurdian.
If you have a social insurance number, which you can get at 11 or 12 in most countries, you can work.
Child labour laws dont PREVENT kids from working, it prevents kids from HAVING to work.

More MC
this is a quick one, but honestly one of my favorites
>in high school, we do a lot of kahoots
>if you dont know what that is, whatever
>we all get to choose names
>i immediatley put in "Mary Claire"
>MC didn't like that
>starts shouting and pointing
>"THATS NOT ME THATS NOT ME TAKE IT OFFFFFFFF"
>so we keep putting different ways of writing MC
>everyone in class in on it now
>we put MC, May May Claire(my favorite), Firecrotch (she's redhead), Miss Claire, etc
>all got taken out, except one
>MC HAMMER
>she started to say something, but i say
>"that has nothing to do with you, it's legit"
>obviously it wasn't, and everyone knew it
>she was still pissy about it the whole time though
>i used MC Hammer everytime the rest of the year
>she was so salty

Just because you're a lazy fuck, doesn't mean everyone else is. I starting working at 11, and haven't stopped in 20 years.
Ever wonder why other people your age have things like their own businesses and property? investments? Ya, it's cuz they started early and didn't spend it.
Ya lazy nigger.

I got an autistic school story
>highschool
>In home ec, get paired up with muslim fatboy to make "a unique cooking recipe"
>Teacher tells us that we need to keep in email contact to work on the project
>Im so poor i get a free dinner at the fucking school
>Try to explain to her that i dont have internet at home, nor a computer
>Thats not my problem.cuntpeg
>Resign to do the entire project, just so i know the fat muslim wont fuck it up
>Hey moe, ill do it all just relax for the next 3 days
>He nearly detonates his vest in joy of being lazy
>rock the shit outta a chili recipe, adding in asian seasoning to make "asian style chili"
>Bring that shit in, teacher tells me shes failing me
>Fat muslim told her i was doing it all
>She said i was being racially insensitive by not including moe
>Fat muslim got an A for snitching on me
>Tells me thats what i get for being an infidel
>Thats an exact quote
>Realize its home ec and i dont care
>Eat asian chili

Been married for years, dated 100+ women.
Your post reads like a brainwashed child who doesn;t actually listen when women speak, or pay attention to what they do, but just repeats teh lame cultural memes his head. Go fix the wage gap, faggot.

wouldsavagelyfuckyourbrainsout/10

Age to work in the usa is 15, so 14 is also fine

Thats not 12

"Brainwashed child" huh... Almost as if... There's a maturity gap between a teenager... And an adult???

you guys want more?

doesn't make a difference to me

>be tryin to prove you da most moral
>be faced with information dat conflicts wit ideaology
>ohno
>nitpick minute details
>just nitpick til dey go away
>eventually dey go away, I will still be the hero of teh internets

I understand what you mean about CLL but thats not why i was skeptical. Unless its approved by several different firms, under the age of 16 working in the usa is quite hard. I mean, i could get a job at 10 picking apples on a farm, but a cop reports the farmer they will shut his ass down for hiring children

Wtf how can you be virgo if you were born in December?

Just because you sit in your basement alone and don;t pay attention to the real world, and how it operates doesn't mean that's the norm.
Pointing at an exception and calling it the rule is bad enough, but point at yourself and calling it the rule is fucking autistic.
Beyond that, sweeping thate very single person over 18 is equally mature, whilst every person who is 17 and 364 days old is equally immature is fucking mind bogglingly stupid.

> TFW May May Claire can't touch this

Age tow ork in the USA varies by state, dramatically.
There is NO age limit on working on a farm in almost EVERY state. You can be 5 and working in agriculture.

wtf jajaja

>Projection
I own my own house and business aswell, and i didnt start workinf ever. See, you work hard for 20 years to get what i got in 2 years with sound finances and the ability to see the long term

I have a rotating investment of 100k that is turning over a 10k profit every month.

But, im glad you never had a childhood. Ill make sure to tell you story to my kids who wont have to work a day in their fucking lives

>6'10
>shoe size : 5

soundcloud.com/senpaiskitzo/jumpman-hentai

Nope, agriculture in paticular in almost every country has no age limit. You can be an infant and be allowed to work ona farm.
Like another user said, child labour laws don;t prevent children from working, they just prevent children from be FORCED to work.
Here's how it would go: "Hey, that kids is twelve! AND EARNING MONEY! I'ma call the cops.
Cop comes "hi, we got a call about child labour. Oh hi there kiddo, do you want to work? havea social security number?"
"yes sir, I want to work here! My social insurance number is XXXXXXXX"
"okay, have a good day!"

I was agreeing with you. I was saying that 14 makes sense. But now i just see you are a raging autist who goes into a fit when someone points out your autism

youtube.com/watch?v=xUzks2mafCg

youtube.com/watch?v=VKEAP_jviRc

warren buffet couldnt make 10k a month on 100k. you're fucking dumb. actually kill yourself

wtf

>autistic hentai rap

Got any more MC stories, nigga?

And while your scenario makes sense, it would ever play like that. The cops will call social services, and they will ask questions like "did your mommy and daddy tell you to say that" and "are you forced to work?" And also, im not saying a farmers kids will have this problem, they will get off scott free, but i know from experience that social workers try to twist all of your shit.

>implying

I bought my first business at 21.
My first home at 22.
I left home at 17, with nothing but a 400$ car and the money I made working while going to school.

If you're making 10K profit off of a rolling 100K base every month, you would be the most famous man in wallstreet, you fucking pleb.
kys, and try harder.
Protip: If you don't want people to know you're socially illiterate, don;t talk about things outside of your scope. If you're going to lie about your life, make it make it sense.
So much kek, many meme

Tell your social worker story.

Teachers let you eat in class?

>sounds like loser talk to me, sport

Let me break it down for you, you pleb tier american
>I loan out 10k euro to local shop to increase inventory on a title 4 loan with contract
>They pay me the 10k E over the course of 30 days, daily, plus a small stipend to cover my profit
>Add 9 more stores
>Muh monies, muh ability to buy hamborgers
>stay mad, bitch

That's funny, because I own a business. I hire kids to hold signs. That range from 11 - 14. I've literally called the police, and the child welfare office and confirmed the legalities.
If you have a social security/SIN number, you can legally work.
I repeat. CHILD LABOR LAWS DO NOT PREVENT CHILDREN FROM WORKING. THEY PREVENT CHILDREN FROM BEING FORCED TO WORK.

Uh huh, keep talking americano
Not all rich men live in the fucking usa

See my other post about how i make my fucking money.

Go argue somewhere else.

in senior year, the teachers could not give less of a shit

Ok, I admit, I didnt read your full post and left a mean comment. Sorry user.
this was a little harsh.
I get what you're saying, a social worker totally would/could twist it and coach a kid, you're right.
But any competant business owner would get at LEAST written consent of the guardian, and as I do, tell the kid on a regular bases he doesn't HAVE to work, if ever they feel like they don;t want to anymore, just tell me, and I won't be mad.
It's easy to protect yourself.

I'm canadian :)

Depended on teacher. Most were more lenient during the morning since chances are you skipped breakfast to get to school on time.

this is the worst fucking thing ive ever listened to

Not where I went it would have been AC on the spot son. Although some uppity negro ate a full meal once without getting noticed but I get immediately caught with goldfish

Please view at your own discretion.

Why does this exist man

>improper use of the word weeaboo
>must be a 12yo

If you step back and look at the bigger picture
This entire thread could be posted in a cringe thread

Mate ive lived this shit
>Get a job as a paper boy, not that type
>post flyers on walls and shit, advertising stores, sales, whatever
>Pretty sweet job for a 13 year old
>after a while a social worker calls me down during gym class
>So i hear you have a job
>yea, i -explain job to her, not realizing whats up
>oh, does your mother know?
>yea why?
>Does she force you to work? Wouldnt you rather play
>Im making money id rather do this
>Did.she tell you to say this? Its okay to tell me
>She can't hurt you if you tell the truth
>Literally what she said.
>decide shutting up is the answer
>They call in my mom, shes livid, social worker is talking about putting me in a home so, "he can't be forced to work"
To surmise the rest, for a few years my.mother had to fight to keep me cause they believed "i was under duress" and being made to work. I wasnt obviously, and i was fired from my job. Boss man said "sorry kid, but i cant be jammed up with this"

After the 3rd year, we got a good lawyer who got everything sorted, and we moved to wisconsin

Godbless the usa

no you don't do that. you're a child on the internet.
>stay mad

Its all good buddy,.i didnt even think you were rude.

My point way, laws arw finicky and at the dominion of whos interpreting then. See my.other post

Yeah, where do you think the SJW's work? They all become social workers and university administrators.
In reality, that situation could of been put to bed immediately with a couple phone calls, but that sux none the less.

what the legit fuck is this?

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>Cant prove what im saying is false
>ad hominem your ass off

Okay americano

What's Wisconsin like?

Yea i know man, like, it wasnt illegal, i can tell, but obviously all i was saying is shit will get twisted up

I really loved that job

Lotta cheese, lotta fat chicks
Good beer, snows every november

Its alright

This thread is shit, ya'll nigga ruin everything.

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my degree is in finance. you're dumb. banks wont make the loans but somehow noone it defaulting?
you would be in legal battles 24/7 if you tried the shit you just said even if you did it in some shit country that doesn't have legit predatory pricing regulations like the usa does

Good to see that barbie i melted with a magnifying glass made something of itself

>I really loved that job
I dunno why, but when I read that, I pictured ralph wiggam.
>You can see the exact moment when his heart breaks

I make the loans all day long friend, and your degree in jewbookery that costs you what i make in a week doesnt mean shit.

And yea, no one has defaulted on a loan, you salty american bitch. Hows the election going? Did you make american great again or feel the bern? Wanna correct my record?

...Are they wrong? Because if they are I kinda want to see the real ugliest woman.

In a perfect world, where everyone was honest and not desperate to virtue signal that headline would read:
"Ugliest women in the world is shocked by being called the ugliest woman in the world on the internet. Everyone laughed."

>talks about an american degree
>nigga is obviouly in europe
I aint an accountant, but im pretty sure the jews across the pond make dofferent laws than the jews in the usa

Fuck you.

im gritting my teeth to make it through this

true pain

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ugh

cock suck

Canada is backwards as fuck.
Also, you're really coming on strong there, captain pedo. Why don't you shut down that library computer, get back to your rape van/camper, and call it a night.

>Second to last post
Redpilled as fuck

no, you don't. stop role playing.
your assumption that successful people are rich because they invested wisely since they were pre-teens is just plain stupid, son. Your just trying to justify child labor.
I hope to god this is bait, because you are everything wrong in this world if it isn't.

I'd fuck them

>mean
>sweet

call this cringy faggots number and just call him a coon
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This was a waste of time.

>BLOOD TYPE: TALL AND LEAN

Great all these arguing faggots ruined the Mary Claire thread. Great fucking job, Mary Claire and Leslie.

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