How to have sex ? Trips is only correct answer

How to have sex ? Trips is only correct answer

safe, legal and rare

okcupid
acquire fatty (they are all fatties, or damaged goods. Avoid damaged goods)
punch V card with fatty
Continue with fatty. have 100% confidence because you have fatty.

Now you won't drop your spaghetti when talking to other girls if you want to upgrade.

(I... I didn't upgrade. My plan failed.)

Wear a condom because you are not ready for children.

Bear in mind sex is entirely for procreation and you are going to do something that could result in a babby at some point, like doing it without a condom, or continuing even though it feels different/way better which is a sign the condom broke.

Make sure they live up your asshole

rape

...

Loads of lube for your ass

You fucking seduce them

penis goes in vagina

thats like giving a bird a guide on how to fly.

you just natruly know

In the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation...

Give fake name, insert Tab A into Slot B, don't return calls.

If you want a trick op: Consent is for the weak

>Shove soft penis into ear
>Make penis erect while in early
>Profit???

you both consume lethal amounts of milk and then proceed to vomit all over eachother until you're dehydrated and now ejaculate solids

*ear

The who who silly needs to be buttered up by the whompum shaker, then it goes into the slippy dippy and drinks the stew

whoag

It's amazing user greatest thing in life Ull never want anything else more than pussy
Except meth man that shit'll take you sideways and make you dance with the devil

Put your left leg in, pull your left leg out, put your left leg in and shake it all about.

On LSD

Don't

Wherever she lets you stick it

You have to cum inside the girl and make sure she is filled up and dripping with hot semen

Haven't saved a photo in a while, thumbs up to you man. So cute these three

you stick your pee pee in her meat cavern

when your mom licks the inside of your pee pee

when you cum in your dog

its not cheating if its your dog

this tbh
make her beg for you to shoot your load inside her

soap in op's hand on my shaft

WINRAR?

you pay for it. one way or another

no wonder! I had been doing this wrong all along trips.

Pee in her butt. No condom necessary. Lubes comes and goes.