How to have sex ? Trips is only correct answer
How to have sex ? Trips is only correct answer
safe, legal and rare
okcupid
acquire fatty (they are all fatties, or damaged goods. Avoid damaged goods)
punch V card with fatty
Continue with fatty. have 100% confidence because you have fatty.
Now you won't drop your spaghetti when talking to other girls if you want to upgrade.
(I... I didn't upgrade. My plan failed.)
Wear a condom because you are not ready for children.
Bear in mind sex is entirely for procreation and you are going to do something that could result in a babby at some point, like doing it without a condom, or continuing even though it feels different/way better which is a sign the condom broke.
Make sure they live up your asshole
rape
...
Loads of lube for your ass
You fucking seduce them
penis goes in vagina
thats like giving a bird a guide on how to fly.
you just natruly know
In the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation...
Give fake name, insert Tab A into Slot B, don't return calls.
If you want a trick op: Consent is for the weak
>Shove soft penis into ear
>Make penis erect while in early
>Profit???
you both consume lethal amounts of milk and then proceed to vomit all over eachother until you're dehydrated and now ejaculate solids
*ear
The who who silly needs to be buttered up by the whompum shaker, then it goes into the slippy dippy and drinks the stew
whoag
It's amazing user greatest thing in life Ull never want anything else more than pussy
Except meth man that shit'll take you sideways and make you dance with the devil
Put your left leg in, pull your left leg out, put your left leg in and shake it all about.
On LSD
Don't
Wherever she lets you stick it
You have to cum inside the girl and make sure she is filled up and dripping with hot semen
Haven't saved a photo in a while, thumbs up to you man. So cute these three
you stick your pee pee in her meat cavern
when your mom licks the inside of your pee pee
when you cum in your dog
its not cheating if its your dog
this tbh
make her beg for you to shoot your load inside her
soap in op's hand on my shaft
WINRAR?
you pay for it. one way or another
no wonder! I had been doing this wrong all along trips.
Pee in her butt. No condom necessary. Lubes comes and goes.