If you don't like pickles in your burger you're a God damn heathen. Consider offing yourself...

If you don't like pickles in your burger you're a God damn heathen. Consider offing yourself. This Earth was not meant for you.

>2000 +16
>liking burgers

Found the vegan.

fast food pickles are shit, that's why I don't get them

bless you OP

>wendy's
In-N-Out all fucking day you pleb.

Get fucked cunt. There's no In-N-Out in this country.

in-n-out is fucking gay. they make their burgers out of steer dicks. I guess you like eating dicks, user.

Found a pic of OP

Agreed. Burgers with real pickles are fucking great.

asking for extra pickles is so cash

Found your nudes.

kek

It's the the pickles, lettuce if I'm feeling a bit gay, that provide that much needed contrasting flavor and texture. Pickles are pretty much crucial to constructing the most dankest of dank burgers.

Had to squint, but I found your penis.

>pickles
>pickle
>pick
>dick
people who like pickles like dick

Idubbbz hates pickles I hate pickles

>people who don't like what I like should die
>being this immature

Dude. That's pretty gay that you actively searched out my penis.

I don't like sweet pickles on my burgers. So if a hamburger place use sweet pickles, I order it without them.

I'll have a bacon cheeseburger no vegetables extra mayo.

>can't take banter
>being this much of a bitch.

Sweet pickles are just melted Jolly Ranchers, not real pickles.

taking the bait this hard:
>die
>lurk moar

your choice dipshit.

Nah, I said no homo before I started looking.

fuck you

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I'm a vegetarian for various reasons, but I would never lie and say that I don't like meat. I love it. I love the taste and texture of a juicy burger. Any veg saying that meat doesn't taste good is a fucking faggot.

In the butt? Please be in the butt.

We good.

>dill pickle

just like a cracker

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Pickles are a shit. Mustard and ketchup on a burger are shit.
>Red Meat(Bison>Beef)
>Red Onion
>BBQ Sauce
>Bacon
>Cheese (not that processed americrap)

That is all you need for a successful burger. As long as the patty is seasoned well. Whatever else you add on diminishes the edible art your chef has created.

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You, good sir, are my hero

If you don't like burgers in your pickle you're a God damn heathen. Consider offing yourself. This Earth was not meant for you.

this tbh mi familia.

Enjoy your drywall.

Im allergic to pickles, once i ate some pickles at a friends birthday party, i bega nto swell up very noticable, i could breath fine so i decided not to freak and just hide it.
>friend walks up as i stand beside the house away from the birthday party
>H hey user, come get some cake?! W-Whats wrong with ur Face?
>me nothing, this just happens, all the time
>hey everyone user says he is ok but he looks funny
>haha tell them cake can cure me and not to worry
>friends mom looks at me and knows im full of spaghetti
>Im starting to turn red even tho my whole neck and face are swollen my skin feels like it has fluid in it and is starting to itch
>every one starts giving me cake to cure me, im sweating, and eating tons of cake
>user your not getting better
>claim only if i get to open my friends birthday presents i will be cured of this curse
>friends lets me open his presants, his mom is mad knowing im a lying shit
>friend gets cool stuff and i claim ill be better tomorrow if i can keep some
>friend starts to doubt me
> then claim he is cursd like me
>he cries and his mom gets mad at me and tries to take the present from me
> i run and try and jump the fence, but im out of breath for at this point im too swollen and it is hard to breath
>yell rape as she grabs me. my mom arrives just then
>demands to know what my friends mom did to me
>i basically claim she raped me and i now have a std hence why im swollen as i cry
>my mom casually asks if i ate a pickle
>friends mom says yes
>i get royal spanking at my friends birthday