ITT: were in a waiting room. Shhhh

ITT: were in a waiting room. Shhhh.

>>until trips is rolled, when BLM rioters break in to loot

*rustles magazine*

"Mr Johnson please come to reception to complete your paperwork"

*cough*

*phone rings*

samefag

*clears throat quietly*

Please keep it down, sir. The doctor will be with you shortly.

>tfw white methheads just stole everthing valuable to me

But for reals (like 4 real reals), white people are just as bad, if not worse, than black people at their worst.

*cough*niggers*cough*

*looks over at reception*

*stands in the corner because every seat is taken*

Shut up google

"Number 67. Now calling number 67. Please report to the flu shot counter"

>checks watch again
>angrily sighs

*flips boner into pants waste line*

Emergency!! My rectum has prolapsed. HELP!!

*reading Quran quietly*

*uncrosses legs and fidgets*

cue'd up

*random loud guy comes in*
"IS THIS THE DMV!?"
"no sir that's upstairs and down the hall"
"OH JESUS CHRIST!"

>waste line

Sir, the doctor will be with you shortly. Please take your seat and wait until your name is called.

*plays with phone*

Hey can you do allahuakbar when niggers come in here? I saw some coming this way

*Flips through two year old issue of Sports Illustrated

>Quietly waiting with my fuck-ugly child.

*sends dick pic to your phone*

*watching you closely*

Seat? Wtf i can t sit

*throws magazine down on table loudly and glares at reception*

>Walks over to front desk
M-m-m-may I have a n-n-n-number to see the doctor p-p-p-please?

Sir, please don't make a scene. You can stand until your name is called

>checks watch again
>talks shit under breath
>passes silent gas

...

*Still flipping through two year old edition of Sports Illustrated

Your number is 84, we're at 22 right now though so it shouldn't be much longer.

Sir, please take a ticket. We'll call you when the doctor can see you.

*reading time magazine*

Kek

*reading mein kampf*

*begins snoring loudly then jolts awake*

*louder than socially acceptable sniff*

"Y'hear about those nig- I mean urban youths protesting about justified uses of lethal force? Maybe if they actually had fucking jobs, they wouldn't waste their all-too-bountiful free time with bullshit like this. I hope none of them heard me say that, they're fucking crazy."

*Checks watch for trips*

*wondering if anyone can smell my stinky feet*

*thinks to self*
>holy shit i'm baked right now

Th-Th-Thank you
>Takes seat
>Uncontrollably rocks sideways in seat

Hey who wants to build world peace?

check'd

does anyone wanna go to the bar across the street? This waiting room is boring AF. I got a pre-rolled....I'm gonna get some Buffalo wings and a Labatt Blue. I'm starving

>Shh

*rustles two year old issue of Sports Illustrated

*scratches nose*

*wanting to fuck those feet*

It's hot in here

CRASHES THROUGH DOOR

>WHO HERE WANTS TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN?

Sir, please take a number and have a seat

*kills self*

*reading a book called how to read*
"What a compelling plot!"

*sighs and looks at the floor*
>So hungover atm

*Old man walks in and sits down.*

*picks up an issue of juggs*

Samefag. Check these trips.

THE TRUMBY DEMANDS THIS IMPOSTER TAKEN DOWN. HE HAS NOT GROWN LARGEST ORANGE.

*walks in and takes a seat in corner furthest from window*

S-S-S-Sir what are you r-r-r-reading?

*checking Facebook, accidentally click a video, video starts playing while I try to minimize it and muffle the sound*

*coughing trying to cover up the sound*

*I really hope this isn't the clap again*

Off by one kms

*Continuing to read two year old issue of Sports Illustrated

holy fucking checked

"I am reading about a young lad who is tryingto learn about something but there are many obstacles!"

...

*turns around to check clock*

Sir, pick a number and a seat. Try reading a book.

*Nigger walks in and sucks cock in front of wife and kids*

Wh-wh-wh-what is it called?

"Mr. Smith the dictor will see you now."

*quietly gapes anus*

*doesnt look up*

"Sir, take a number and be seated*

*Thumbs back to table of contents in two year old issue of Sports Illustrated

lulz

*lightly taps knees while scatting under breath

*Walks in and jacks off to furry porn*

"Sorry did you say Sanders?"

"Its called Dealing with dyslexia!"

*quietly spread ass cheeks*
carefully release long, hot fart
laugh internally

...

NIGGERZ!

*begins tapping knee*

CHECKED

KAAAAAAAAAANGZ!

OH SHIT SON

*Stares at a sexy model in an ad in a two year old issue of Sports Illustrated

...

*Starts bashing skulls*

fucking niggers are coming

*sits down*
*discretely jerks off through jorts pocket*

Bring it.

BIX NOOD! FRYIN CHIKKINZ!!! GIVE US DA WHITE WIMMINZ

ALLAHU AKBAR!

*Beats off approaching hoard of niggers with two year old issue of Sports Illustrated

...

G-g-g-g-guys can we all please calm down?

anyone got any gum?

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

I also screenshot that...

That's a lot of niggers to beat off.

...

...

BLACK LIVES MATTER BLACK LIVES MATTER FUCK YOUR WAITING ROOM
*uppercuts receptionist*

*Grabs AK74 and shoots the incoming niggers*

Pl-pl-pl-please calm down everyone....
>begins shaking uncontrollably

...

We're here for your women!

>autism intesifies

BLM BLM BLM BLM BLM

>Looting waiting room

...

*jerks off through jorts more vigorously*

Mr.user....mr.user!..............is mr.user here?

DON'T SHOOT ME OFFICER!

What's the deal with BLM?

*video sound is of girl moaning loudly with volume on max*

*quickly close video and look at the guy next to you accusingly*

What a nice, calm day. Not a dindu in sight

shut up klansmember.

I already took my clothes off. What now? Beat off to HRC's soon to cum presidency?

Yeah, no problem.

*silently fart into chair* "sigh" *pretends to go get magazine and takes new chair across room*