ITT: were in a waiting room. Shhhh.
>>until trips is rolled, when BLM rioters break in to loot
ITT: were in a waiting room. Shhhh.
>>until trips is rolled, when BLM rioters break in to loot
*rustles magazine*
"Mr Johnson please come to reception to complete your paperwork"
*cough*
*phone rings*
samefag
*clears throat quietly*
Please keep it down, sir. The doctor will be with you shortly.
>tfw white methheads just stole everthing valuable to me
But for reals (like 4 real reals), white people are just as bad, if not worse, than black people at their worst.
*cough*niggers*cough*
*looks over at reception*
*stands in the corner because every seat is taken*
Shut up google
"Number 67. Now calling number 67. Please report to the flu shot counter"
>checks watch again
>angrily sighs
*flips boner into pants waste line*
Emergency!! My rectum has prolapsed. HELP!!
*reading Quran quietly*
*uncrosses legs and fidgets*
cue'd up
*random loud guy comes in*
"IS THIS THE DMV!?"
"no sir that's upstairs and down the hall"
"OH JESUS CHRIST!"
>waste line
Sir, the doctor will be with you shortly. Please take your seat and wait until your name is called.
*plays with phone*
Hey can you do allahuakbar when niggers come in here? I saw some coming this way
*Flips through two year old issue of Sports Illustrated
>Quietly waiting with my fuck-ugly child.
*sends dick pic to your phone*
*watching you closely*
Seat? Wtf i can t sit
*throws magazine down on table loudly and glares at reception*
>Walks over to front desk
M-m-m-may I have a n-n-n-number to see the doctor p-p-p-please?
Sir, please don't make a scene. You can stand until your name is called
>checks watch again
>talks shit under breath
>passes silent gas
...
*Still flipping through two year old edition of Sports Illustrated
Your number is 84, we're at 22 right now though so it shouldn't be much longer.
Sir, please take a ticket. We'll call you when the doctor can see you.
*reading time magazine*
Kek
*reading mein kampf*
*begins snoring loudly then jolts awake*
*louder than socially acceptable sniff*
"Y'hear about those nig- I mean urban youths protesting about justified uses of lethal force? Maybe if they actually had fucking jobs, they wouldn't waste their all-too-bountiful free time with bullshit like this. I hope none of them heard me say that, they're fucking crazy."
*Checks watch for trips*
*wondering if anyone can smell my stinky feet*
*thinks to self*
>holy shit i'm baked right now
Th-Th-Thank you
>Takes seat
>Uncontrollably rocks sideways in seat
Hey who wants to build world peace?
check'd
does anyone wanna go to the bar across the street? This waiting room is boring AF. I got a pre-rolled....I'm gonna get some Buffalo wings and a Labatt Blue. I'm starving
>Shh
*rustles two year old issue of Sports Illustrated
*scratches nose*
*wanting to fuck those feet*
It's hot in here
CRASHES THROUGH DOOR
>WHO HERE WANTS TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN?
Sir, please take a number and have a seat
*kills self*
*reading a book called how to read*
"What a compelling plot!"
*sighs and looks at the floor*
>So hungover atm
*Old man walks in and sits down.*
*picks up an issue of juggs*
Samefag. Check these trips.
THE TRUMBY DEMANDS THIS IMPOSTER TAKEN DOWN. HE HAS NOT GROWN LARGEST ORANGE.
*walks in and takes a seat in corner furthest from window*
S-S-S-Sir what are you r-r-r-reading?
*checking Facebook, accidentally click a video, video starts playing while I try to minimize it and muffle the sound*
*coughing trying to cover up the sound*
*I really hope this isn't the clap again*
Off by one kms
*Continuing to read two year old issue of Sports Illustrated
holy fucking checked
"I am reading about a young lad who is tryingto learn about something but there are many obstacles!"
...
*turns around to check clock*
Sir, pick a number and a seat. Try reading a book.
*Nigger walks in and sucks cock in front of wife and kids*
Wh-wh-wh-what is it called?
"Mr. Smith the dictor will see you now."
*quietly gapes anus*
*doesnt look up*
"Sir, take a number and be seated*
*Thumbs back to table of contents in two year old issue of Sports Illustrated
lulz
*lightly taps knees while scatting under breath
*Walks in and jacks off to furry porn*
"Sorry did you say Sanders?"
"Its called Dealing with dyslexia!"
*quietly spread ass cheeks*
carefully release long, hot fart
laugh internally
...
NIGGERZ!
*begins tapping knee*
CHECKED
KAAAAAAAAAANGZ!
OH SHIT SON
*Stares at a sexy model in an ad in a two year old issue of Sports Illustrated
...
*Starts bashing skulls*
fucking niggers are coming
*sits down*
*discretely jerks off through jorts pocket*
Bring it.
BIX NOOD! FRYIN CHIKKINZ!!! GIVE US DA WHITE WIMMINZ
ALLAHU AKBAR!
*Beats off approaching hoard of niggers with two year old issue of Sports Illustrated
...
G-g-g-g-guys can we all please calm down?
anyone got any gum?
I FUCKING KNEW IT!
I also screenshot that...
That's a lot of niggers to beat off.
...
...
BLACK LIVES MATTER BLACK LIVES MATTER FUCK YOUR WAITING ROOM
*uppercuts receptionist*
*Grabs AK74 and shoots the incoming niggers*
Pl-pl-pl-please calm down everyone....
>begins shaking uncontrollably
...
We're here for your women!
>autism intesifies
BLM BLM BLM BLM BLM
>Looting waiting room
...
*jerks off through jorts more vigorously*
Mr.user....mr.user!..............is mr.user here?
DON'T SHOOT ME OFFICER!
What's the deal with BLM?
*video sound is of girl moaning loudly with volume on max*
*quickly close video and look at the guy next to you accusingly*
What a nice, calm day. Not a dindu in sight
shut up klansmember.
I already took my clothes off. What now? Beat off to HRC's soon to cum presidency?
Yeah, no problem.
*silently fart into chair* "sigh" *pretends to go get magazine and takes new chair across room*