>be me >29 y/o >lawyer at local firm >job is soul sucking >make decent money but long hours >pretty much no social life >havent been with a girl since sophomore year of college >no one talks to me at work because everyone busy with their own work >first time in months I have some free time at lunch >go to subway to get a meatball sub >standing in line when a girl walks in behind me >she's pretty cute, kind of rough, tattoos, band t shirt, nose ring >she catches me looking at her so I nervously smile and look away >she asks me what I usually get >tell her 12 inch meatball sub >she makes a joke that I look like the type of guy that could take 12 inches of meat and balls >nervously laugh >ask her what she gets >she says roast beef and pastrami on rye >try to concoct some sort of vagina roast beef joke >comes out as autistic babbling >she pieces together what I meant and laughs at how much of a retard I am >after I order she asks if she could eat with me >I said sure >ohfuckwhatdo.exe >we talk and surprisingly things go less awkward than expected >she gives me her number and tells me to call her sometime >fuckyes.jpg
>go home that night feeling happy for once >look at her number and not sure if I should call now or wait to not look desperate >decide to call her right then >she answers >super nervous >gurgle out some unintelligible stutterting >shes confused and asks who it is >all I can say is subway >she realizes its me and laughs and asks whats up >i tell her i wanted to ask her on a date >she thought it was funny that I called her so soon >she asks me what I have planned for the date >fuck did not think this through >start my retard stutter again >she stops me and say that her parents have tickets to the symphony and that we could go to that >happily agree >hang up, jerk off in celebration
CONT.
Nathaniel Butler
This story is better than Batman v superman
Luke Cruz
What firm?
Landon Anderson
Does it matter what firm?
Lincoln Williams
i love greentext love stories but inb4 dinosaur
also crop that photo OP, she's not wearing her hat right
pic related but it's up to you to figure out how
Dylan Powell
I'm a 29 year old lawyer from southern California so yea, I'm curious
Hunter Powell
weird that you have a job that revolves around reading and writing when you're clearly not comprehending everyone's fucking username
Colton Martin
>decide that because were going to the symphony I need to buy something nice to wear >decide to buy a watch because I like james bond >next day go to a local jewelry store and look around >jeweler asks me what Im looking for and I say a nice watch >elegant yet sport, I have no idea what im talking about >he recommends a rolex submariner, same one james bond wore >ask how much, $7,000 >say fuck it, ive saved a lot from having no social life >swipe my debit card and wear it out the store >saturday comes and i pick her up at her apartment >her names madi by the way >shes dressed nice, but in the kind of rough, punk type of way, tattoos showing, boots n shit >im wearing boot cut khakis and a blazer my dad gave thats a little too big >we look like the most retarded couple ever >drive to the symphony, making decent small talk >seems that i have my nervous retard stutter under control >go in, find our seats > show begins >next is 2 hours of boring as fuck classical music >she seems to really like it, so I fake interest
CONT.
Dominic Campbell
Hey OP is being a lawyer similar to Ace Attorney.
Benjamin Thompson
OP's story illustrates perfectly why whores are better than normals.
>for 200 bucks OP could have been balls deep, kicked her out and be playing vidya instead of listening to retarded music and having her ditch him to go fuck chad
Josiah Davis
You would drop 7000 on a first date. Smells like b8 m8
Luke Long
7k for a New rolex submariner? Where is this?
Adam Morales
If it was Hoslt or Mozart then you're a tasteless little bitch.
Jack Jenkins
PLEASE CONT. OP!
Wyatt Morris
>after the symphony, I recommend we go get something to eat >she asks where, and i say i know a little italian place that has really good ricotta >drive around for 30 minutes looking for it >swear it was right here, bring up google maps >cant find it >end up going to olive garden >we sit down and i do my best to try and show off my new watch >she pays zero attention to it >shes really interested in artsy stuff and bands and culture >way out of my league but do my best to bullshit it >order spaghetti and meatballs >she orders chicken spiedini >she makes another joke about how I love meat and balls >try to make a joke about her being a chicken >I feel the autistic babbling coming >fight it off by making "bwaak bwaak bwaak" chicken noises, flapping my elbows like wings >godfuckingdamnit >she laughs at me and calls me a dork >think Im still in this >we talk about more culture and bands ive never heard of and start to head home
CONT.
Jeremiah Robinson
Btw you know that in the last couple of Bond movies he wears a omega
Cooper Lewis
Oh my God, fucking end your life.
Lincoln Rogers
What law do you practice?
I wanna get into law.
Christian Williams
It's amazing.
tl;dr OP is an autistic insecure faggot and he spent 7k on a second hand rolex so he could fuck a scene girl who felt bad for him
>mfw my life isn't so bad overall
Cooper Gomez
the good kind
Bentley Martin
Cont. M8
Liam Jenkins
I hope this ends well. I've had a really long day
Angel Ross
>inb4 jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Tyler Hill
Bump
Robert Ross
>mfw op turns out to be a nigger
Owen Hughes
>get to her apartment complex >sit in the car talking >its getting late, probably 11 >she starts talking about some indie band >tell her I've never heard of it >says I'll love them and have to come up and listen to them with her >ididitboys.png >say yes before she even finishes the sentence >go up to her apartment >she pulls out a record and puts it on the record player >of course shes into vinyl >sitting on the couch together listening >she had a few glasses of wne at dinner, a little drunk >I dont drink, nervous as fuck, havent had sex in almost a decade >too scared to make the first move >she makes the first move, saves me from my autistic tendencies like always >start making out >make out for a while >go to her bedroom >she rides me the whole time, knowing that i dont know what the fuck Im doing >its fucking awesome >nervousness prevents me from orgasming >sweet, better than not nutting at all >eventually cum, fall asleep together >wake up the next morning >shes still asleep >sit there and watch her >think im in love >probably just because shes the first women ive touched in forver, but who cares >she wakes up, we have breakfast, things are going good
CONT.
Grayson Sullivan
Just fuckin continue to the end plssss
Jack Barnes
Same here man. Didn't come here expecting to share this feel
Ayden Ortiz
"think im in love" ...o
Zachary Ortiz
Shut the fuck up
Henry Butler
CONTINUE FASTER. I AM INVESTED IN THIS STORY.
Chase Robinson
A little pick me up would just do it. I don't really want to go into detail, but it was gruesome
Ethan Cook
^
Jason Smith
Lmao you neckbeard shitter. Go fall in love with the first girl you see just like OP.
Jonathan Powell
I'm holding off sleep to finish this damn story. Let's finish up OP.
Lucas Watson
Yer story is ghey Grill in picture is 10/10
Cooper Powell
continue that shit
Michael Edwards
I wish you get hit by a bus.
Jonathan Watson
...
Brody Taylor
File name is madi.jpg, has to be legit
Evan Butler
File name is madi.jpg, has to be legit
Andrew Reed
yo man you in this lmao
Asher Flores
dis nigga type slow as fuck
Daniel Nelson
Falling asleep here
Isaiah Murphy
Come on OP, Type faster, I'm tired of waiting.
Juan Gutierrez
>things are good >2 months into the relationship >my retard garbling is almost non existent, Im able to initiate sex without acting like an aspie >havent worn the rolex more then twice since our first date >sits in a lock box at home >too nervous to wear it anyway >we've been talking about planning a trip together >havent talked too much about it, just that we want to >at work >secretary says "Madi line 1" >weird, she never contacts me at work and if she does, she texts me >answer the phone >"hello darling" >she sounds kind of frantic and rushed >"hey user, i just found the perfect trip for us, its a tour of europe, but we have to leave now, tomorrow at the latest or we wont get the deal!" >tell her that I cant really leave right now, but i might be able to tomorrow, as i have no real active cases and have lots of vacation time saved up >ask her how much tickers are >she says $4000 a person all inclusive round trip but if we dont buy the tickets now, we wont get the deal >i tell her i dont really have the money for that right now and that we should talk about it more when i got off work >she sounds angry and flustered and says she'll see me when she gets home >driving back from work >feel bad that i just made the only girl ive ever loved angry >decided I have to do something i should have done a while ago
CONT.
Gabriel Smith
Nigger im almost passed out drunk what the fuck os the rest of the story
Jaxon Miller
>after eating breakfast we sat together holding hands >at this point my autism began to kick in again >so I got up >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
Andrew Wood
Low tier bait
Matthew Robinson
Don't try, user
Christian Smith
I'm at the edge of my seat OP
Ethan Perez
Did somebody say 'Fake OP'?
Brandon Jenkins
>decided I have to do something i should have done a while ago barrel_roll.exe
Henry Rogers
Simply want this negro to hurry up with his story.
Kayden Torres
im on the edge of my seat, post haste user
Nathan Foster
Cmon, OP was in it 4 romance
Dylan Hernandez
everything is better than Batman vrs Superman
John Brown
Gonna have to find a rekt thread to keep me amused while his slow arse types the rest of the story.
Joshua Young
It is real time. OP just an hero
Charles Turner
Checked
Isaac Evans
...
Jayden Barnes
Cont. Op
Jordan Ross
It's gonna break my heart if crim & using
Noah Nelson
Kek
Jace Morales
OP, I have a flight tomorrow morning, and you're the only thing keeping me from good sleep. Hurry tf up
Landon Johnson
NIGGA you didnt even build up a good enough cliff hanger. You ruined your opportunity
Leo Thomas
natural nesting instinct already kicking in two months into the relationship, demanding richfag user to provide her with a vacation. this is going south
Kevin Lopez
Where you heading to
Zachary Torres
Better not b wit Madi
Angel Gutierrez
Dewy cheatum and nigger
Daniel White
Cali for a vacation
Matthew Evans
Shhh, don't tell OP
Jonathan Johnson
I know lawyers charge by the letter but come on man this is in your free... Type faster
James Roberts
>not op here >ffs.gif >need to hurry tfu >i have finals in 4 days
Adam Morris
>go to the jewler that I bought the rolex from to ask for a refund >they're closed after 5 pm >drive down to the pawn shop >ask them what they will give me for the watch >he says without the box or papers he can only give me $4000 as he needs to turn a profit >try to haggle but im too beta to get him to go up >fuck it, it wsa just collecting dust >should have enough to cover the trip now >call madi, and it goes to voicemail >send her a few texts >couple hours go by, no reply >next moring try calling her >no reply >drive to her apartment complex >her car isn't there >apartment door locked, blinds drawn >thefuckisgoingon.txt >go to work, keep calling her periodically >call her work, they say she didn't show up today or the day before >dont really know any of her friends >a few days go by and im worried sick >to the point where im crying and almost puking >cant eat, cant sleep >finally after the 4th day with no contact I go to the police department to try and file a missing persons report >i explain my story to the police and they tell me that I cant file a report >beg them to do anything they can >i give them her name and my number and to call me if they find out anything >next day I get a call >its some investigator >apparently there was a hit and run a few days ago that left two adults and two kids dead and that Madi was the main suspect >heart stops >about to throw up >start my aspie babble again >can barely comprehend what this guy is telling me
CONT.
Cameron Evans
>barrel_roll.exe OH GOD DAMN YOU Well at least she didn't ask you for TREEFIDDY and turn into the loche ness monster.
Samuel Myers
U going to San Luis Obispo, i'll show your ass the town in my jesus walks sandals
Adrian Adams
kek
Dominic Ortiz
Uhm, 7000 for a watch? You trying to get gold diggers? 'Cuz that's how you get gold diggers
PS Fuck these storefronts
Jack Jackson
"I fell in love with a killer i did did drill her she rode my cock instead of my usual cuming in a sock i fell in love with a killer her name was madi"
Anthony Perez
He has a fucking Rolex that's useful for countless first dates
Ian Campbell
You're right. What I should have said was:
>after eating breakfast >six million niggers kicked the door in and proceeded to rape my Rolex >they then stole the gril >unfortunately for them I'm George Zimmerman though >so I literally shot each and every one of them individually as soon as I got to the last nigger >I open the door >get on the floor >you cannot flim-flam the Zim Zam you fucking nigger.
Christopher Morales
come on OP continue this shit
Camden Nelson
Based madi
Nolan Brown
This is getting juicy
Lincoln Clark
>hit and run that left two adults and two kids dead Holy shit. >main suspect HOLY SHIT. At this point since murder is brought into the story I'm star g to get suspicious. I'm going to check to see if there is news about this. Don't let me down OP.
Jonathan Richardson
Holy shit.
Nolan Taylor
D... Does anybody else see the party hat?
Pic related
Logan Myers
hello newfag
Austin Young
yeah
Luis Foster
But as u know: flim-flan=zim-zam the killer [spector] crowd's goin wild op, the people's champion
Jack Kelly
Party hat?
Adam Baker
Ye
Leo Morgan
Dude why the fuck would anyone vacationing in Cali go to Slo? I been to slo, it's a nice play dont get me wrong, really nice, I'd love to live there, but to vacation there? That nigga probably going to hollywood or SF or SD or anywhere but Slo tbh
Lincoln Ramirez
Yes because it's Cred Forums's birthday
Justin Brooks
That's fucked up I'm sorry user. ~§ending good vib€$
Kevin Diaz
>sigh Fuck off newfag
Michael Perry
Holy fuck, child. get off this website.
Jeremiah Cox
No. What hat are you talking about?
Cooper Edwards
Post results if found
Grayson Torres
Please finish story op
Henry Smith
welcome to Cred Forums
Charles Wood
Slo isnt nice but its where i live. Idk maybe user wants sum college chicx
Cameron Wood
>holy fuck, child.
Go back to Tumblr faggot
Chase Thomas
Did you see the non-captcha
Grayson Mitchell
Dude it's pretty nice tho. You got dank beaches and shit, countryside, a costco. Better than LA lemme tell you that. It's hot and fucking traffic. One of my best homies is from Slo, place sounds so great
Henry Nguyen
Lost my shit at wigger jim
Justin Robinson
Ya but sum1 in LA Miley Cyrus is taking a dump
Landon Baker
>smug sue
Top kek
Jack Adams
Jesus OP, type this shit out before hand, and post them like 1 min apart This is taking too goddamn long
Jayden Brooks
Agreeeeeed
Thomas Russell
POST MORE YOU FUCKING BASTARD
Justin Torres
Feverishly jacking off to this
Isaiah Allen
>months go by >haven't heard from her >police havent found her >they did find her car ditched in the middle of the boonies >damage to the front of the car removes all doubt that she was the driver in the hit and run >killed 4 people >police say she's most likely being harbored by friends or family members or she ran off to mexico, i live relatively close to the border >don't know if ill ever see her again >think about her everyday, all day >even after she killed 4 people, tried to hustle me out of money, and abandoned our relationship, I still love her >pretty sure ill always love her >still working soul sucking job >still no social life >hate my job, hate my life >part of me hopes that somehow she'll come back some day
And that is my story user. All in all, life is pretty bleak. Haven't met another girl since, probably never will. Also lost $3,000. It sucks to suck.
Brayden Ramirez
Losing interest..... hurry the fuck up.
Dominic Robinson
Fucken hurray up op or ima smash ya faggot
Kayden Rogers
Here's something to laugh at while we wait.
Caleb Gutierrez
Got any nudes of her?
Lincoln Gomez
Long story short OP hung him self, then he voided his Bowles.
Daniel Martin
That's fucking it?!? I waited for that?
Brandon Perez
That was anti climactic.
Benjamin Campbell
You're not OP, right? Becasue if you are, that's the most anticlimactic ending to a story I've ever seen.
Hunter Bell
>tfw you can't find anything on this hit and run whatsoever
Samuel Williams
Someone needs a starfish
Camden Morgan
it's a biochemical thing user, it takes about three years to chemically get over someone you loved and lost. hang tough for a few years and you'll be back to normal
Easton Taylor
>life is bleak Yes indeed.
See you in another life.
Blake Adams
...
Luis Cox
fuckin rip
Elijah Diaz
Alright sleepy time gnight thanks for story time
Luis Perez
to be honest i thought that story was going to end in you transferring her $8k to buy the tickets and then never seeing her again. at least you got a few months happiness out of it.
Juan Ward
fuck you
Brody Nelson
these stories are making my soul sucking loneliness even worse... the feels
Jayden Young
thank you for posting, opie
glad you're not an accomplice at least
Grayson Smith
>tattoos
Jayden Collins
Let's find her sum1 pick me up in slo, well be done before dinner time
Brody Perez
IKR I CAN'T FIND SHIT EITHER. I'M FEELING THE TROLL FROM OP MAN.
Colton Gutierrez
Thank you for sharing.
Brandon Murphy
Link to porn please, user
Andrew Howard
is pic related?
Brody Green
Did u ever fuck Madi's anu$?
Luke Bailey
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. >Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Owen Edwards
why the fuck are you guys thanking for a story holy fuck are you guys from reddit
Jose Edwards
OP post news article or time stamp of her or smth. Cuz the way that ended and with the fact that I can't find shit about this hit and run anywhere makes me feel like you're shitting us.
Nicholas Phillips
If it is, then I understand why OP is such a faggot
Sebastian Rogers
Shut up James
Kevin Flores
Welcome to Cred Forums David, this has been a thing for the past 12 years.
Thomas Lopez
I kinda Hope you got sex worth of 3000bucks then.
Grayson Adams
OP failed to deliver. So I will invent another, better ending.
>months go by >haven't heard from her >police haven't found her >damage to the front of the car removes all doubt that a woman was driving the car poorly, as they tend to do >one day out of the blue >at a BLM protest >protesting for DeShawn >he shot 3 cops but they killed him so WTF DINDUNUFIN >out of nowhere a car comes flying down the street >takes out a huge crowd of niggers >omg, it's her >she gets out of the car >proclaims that she never passed her drivers test >I was like...well I guess this all makes sense now >she also professes her undying loyalty for Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party >I happen to hate niggers so not sure why I'm at a BLM protest Oh yeah, for the keks >we live happily ever after in Germany after the AfD takes control of the country and the 4th Reich ensues
The End.
Dominic Taylor
Did u caulk that butt joint?
Joseph Perry
Hi guise this is madi
Evan Walker
That... That was beautiful user
Justin Hall
Amazing
Jackson Cruz
Op, iv tracked down madi's current #: (818)4592049
Henry Hughes
I wouldn't know how the user base behaves as I have never been on the site.
since you seem to be so familiar with it, perhaps you would find better company there?
Landon Ortiz
put a hit out on her
Isaiah Phillips
to everyone complaining I was typing slow, sorry. I picked up drinking a couple months ago, im pretty drunk, and i decided to share my story so i was writing it as i was going
Adam Watson
Kek bravo good sir. Bravo.
Dylan Young
You're welcome, gentlemen.
Josiah Martinez
Kek what the fuck why did I laugh
Julian Jackson
My ending was better.
Gavin Clark
Check'd. Tits or GTFO.
Andrew Young
Except for the reich didn't care about people being black. You're thinking of the ku klux faggots
Elijah Fisher
Did u at least fuck her in the ass? Or r u 2 much of a gentlemen?
Sebastian Diaz
...
Colton Cooper
A sad love story, op. Made me sad for a little bit. When I read the first lines I was interested because I'm studying law myself Now.
Joshua Gutierrez
>In the criminal justice system, Sexually based >defense are considered especially heinous. >The dedicated detectives that investigate >These vicious felanies are members of an elite >squad Known as the Special Victims Unit,
>These are their stories...
Charles Morris
No we are not gay like you and your blm dom Tyrone who uses your prolapsed asshole out like a vagina.
Ian Howard
Very low bar
Eli Sanders
>hurdur popular opinion
Go read a book faggot
Aiden Wilson
Ste>law op, how u feel u a loya n madi didnt trust u 2 keep her outta the pen?
Thx op a charming way to spend a few moments in my scary cabin in the woods
Adrian Robinson
Enuf. Nazis fuck off. This is now a sexual stories about me, madi, thread
Angel Taylor
I probably have your grandfather's bloody old broken jawed ss skull hanging outside my front porch.
Xavier Peterson
Fascist = Judging by facial and/or ethnic traits Was the SS fascist? I won't answer, because IU'm french and in my country there are laws that can get me to prison if I speak my mind about world war 2. But as you can see from the picture user posted, the SS had many PoC in it.
Hitler, Hitler he's our man, if he can't gas-'em, nobody can!
Levi Edwards
How the fuck has no one pointed out that subway has never served pastrami or rye.
Fuck you all. Seriously.
Carson Thompson
well this thread took an unexpected turn
Ayden Wright
I don't listen to nazi pigs. You guys are better dead hanging from my porch
David Hill
Nigga meant...cousins
Eli Reed
>order spaghetti and meatballs >she orders chicken spiedini >she makes another joke about how I love meat and balls >try to make a joke about her being a chicken >I feel the autistic babbling coming >fight it off by making "bwaak bwaak bwaak" chicken noises, flapping my elbows like wings >godfuckingdamnit
Jesus fucking christ, OP. My sides have left orbit and are chasing down the Voyager.
Brayden Scott
Dammit!!! Did not anticipate picture fucking up swastica.
Your leader is a pussy who killed himself. Brb gonna burn 50 more nazi uniforms and flags in my bonfire
Adrian Murphy
You don't know jack shit about national socialism though so your opinion is invalid. You see silly bald headed mongoloids parading around with a swastika and all the sudden you think a war that ended 70 years ago has anything to do with that?? Go back to Tumblr idiot
Juan James
most people probably aren't familiar enough with subway's menu to know that
I certainly rarely eat there.
Xavier Hughes
Yeah I got it you love to talk about your porch. I'm not a nazi tho, I don't even vote. I was trying to stay neutral, not my fault my post ended in 88. You filthy jew.
We need Cred Forums detectives to find out if this story is real or not For me, it seems weird that he is a lawyer and can't talk for shit. That's really weird.
Kayden Howard
I'm to lazy to gather all screencaps, but if someone else can do it I'd love you.
Part II I swear this just in guise ifound madi's tits on my borch dancing madly i picked her ass off my couch and threw it thru the fire-flames GUITAR SOLO!
I'm what would have been if Marx had a retarded baby with Lenin. At least I'm not a cultural marxist.
Elijah Rogers
And you're uneducated on the Internet and real life. You literally have no reason to be butthurt unless you're a wealthy zionist in which case fuck you and what you've done to Palestine and everywhere else.
Elijah Jenkins
Same here user
Lincoln Campbell
**you're
Matthew Smith
You give real lawyers a bad rap with your betaness.
Oliver Turner
Communism is extortion. You're dumber by the second lmao
Brody Ramirez
I expected her to turn out being a guy after all that meat ball jokes
Jonathan Murphy
X is Y. Always better with arguments.
Bentley Perry
Pretty sure this is the plot for the movie gardenstate OP.
Owen Cox
>labour jobs
No one would volunteer to do shit jobs for free. If they do it only for food that's slavery. No one will cooperate without incentive on a grand scale. Either I OWN my own land, work it and keep to myself or you pay me.