Hey Cred Forums. I'm fucking bored, and IDK what to do. Here is timestamp. dubs wins

Hey Cred Forums. I'm fucking bored, and IDK what to do. Here is timestamp. dubs wins.

drink bleach

u no win, sorry bud, try again

Tits if girl, sharpie all over face if guy.

Light someone's lawn on fire, post pics

guy, and no winrar. I don't even have sharpie lmao

California has no water, therefore no lawns.

Run around naked outside

light a fence then, something's gotta burn

Well, I don't want to be a retard and set shit on fire.

lmao, I'm naked inside.

light something of your choosing on fire, but dont be lame about it

It's a wonder you guys didn't tell him to start a forest fire.

Shit. Cred Forums really did change, huh.

Yeah, some of us grew a fucking brain and decided jail isn't worth it.

I'll have a go.
Drink bleach

No winrar. Also, bleach tastes bad.

OP Here, Neighbors are fighting about stupid shit again. Once of them is drinking, and the other is just babbling alone. 1:04am now. Nothing interesting.

You say that, but (current year) is around the corner.

New minds, new crimes.

Rolling yourself some dubs I see.

Potential?

That's fucking true, but I don't think I can do much in my current situation. Spinal Decompression Surgery Sucks my man.

and what might that be

Wasted dubs, fuck

call the police on them

I am paying attention to it. Also, thanks for the checks.

first time winning

Why? It's been the third time this week. All the cops do is take the guy outside and talk to him.

im from california too op!!!

Nice!

We have to make this interesting.

Roll for barn owl dropped on neighbors.

barn owl? I'm stupid. Explain.

unpin the windows store from your taskbar, plzzzzz

fuck off with youre bait

Install a toolbar.

kek

SHIT, YOU CAUGHT ME. I'm laughing at this btw. thanks for the giggle.

Kek

Well, you take a barn owl, you roll dubs, and you manage to send the barn owl on a trajectory that lines it up with an open window, or a human being.

Well, I don't have any barn owls near by.

OP keeps getting the dubs

delete system 32

Yeah, it's weird.

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roll

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cyka blyat buy p90 rush b

Rolling for this

my dudes, why?

Use a badminton or tennis racket and hit rocks at the neighbors

I don't have either of those. Let me take photos of room.

drink bleach

Why not?
Reroll

nice re-roll, since my pc won't give me permission, but I'll try.

A cat is fine too.

>trips are fine too

If you live with gf/roommate/parents, egg them

If you live alone, egg your neighbors house.

Or poop in a mailbox.

Lmao, They own a cat, but it's out and about. If it shows up, I'll call it over to me and throw it at them.

Rswls

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Date created ten-one

Yee.

Daniel, you faggot.

Delete it properly >:(

Well, I don't even know how to reach the windows directory, and delete it. Also, I don't want to break my computer. Roll for something else that won't fuck my asshole.

>fuck my asshole
But OP always likes gay things.

Well shit. I guess I fit that stereotype.

>find fruit
>fuck it
>post results

Can't fuck if penis don't work fully. Spinal Decompression Surgery sucks.

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Similar videos of dudes fucking melons on PH.
Hmmm...reroll.

You're no fun Opie. No barn owls, no fruit fucking. I can understand why you're bored.

>get naked
>rub skin with raw egg
>pour flour over head
>walk to gas station
>buy milk
>wink at cashier